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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 9h

I turn 47 next month. This isn't a weird way to announce a birthday at all.

a gym selfie where i'm standing in the squat rack wearing green Nikes, black leggings, and a gray Tshirt with a drawing of John Brown wearing sunglasses and the caption "John Brown did nothing wrong"

At the bottom of the picture I've added the year I was born (1979) and the current year (2026), resembling a death announcement.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

How many of these does Moose need and why is it all of them, but especially the seal?

A snip from Aldi's website showing a selection of plush honking dog toys including a bear, a duck, a goose, a penguin, and a seal.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

In their natural state the shoes will multiply and spread; taking over the entire house.

Several pairs of shoes scattered across the floor

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Bitch, I'm very well, on my shit as you could tell

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not sure I can forgive Boston for letting the Yankees win. Complete abdication of responsibility.

Updated after wildcard round

Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social • 2d
My almost entirely vibes based postseason predictions
WC
Red Sox over Yankees - crosses out due to miss
White Sox over Astros
Padres over Cubs
Phillies over Braves •
DS
Rays over Red Sox (with Red Sox crossed out) Yankees
White Sox over Guardians
Brewers over Padres Phillies over Dodgers
CS
White Sox over Rays
Brewers over Phillies
WS
Brewers over White Sox
3
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It never stopped following Phil.

Phil Hartman as Bill McNeal chastising Andy Dick as Matthew Brock for being Andy Dick with a goofy ball during S2E2 Goofy Ball of NewsRadio

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Where are you going, my beautiful friend?

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I feel good, get the fuck out my face.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

She’s mighty mighty, just letting it all hang out

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Duffy saved me from a boring, restful night of sleep by treating me to spontaneous improvisational vocal and acrobatic performances using my prone body as his stage for the past several hours. I’m the luckiest, sleepiest girl.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I turned the closet shelf in my office into a nice cozy place for my cats to judge me.

A small gray tortie on a beige cushion and a spooky black cat in his blanket cave supervising my work from their top of the office closet perch.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I am something that you’ll never understand.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“I learned it by watching YOU…”

A screen cap from a new republic article

newrepublic.com
THENEW REPUBLIC
Damning Report
Exposes How Little Time Josh Hawley Spends in Missouri
Democratic challenger Lucas Kunce called out Josh Hawley for spending minimal time in his home state.
Edith Olmsted
October 24, 2024 / 4:12 p.m. ET
TOM WILLIAMS/CQ-ROLL CALL, INC/GETTY IMAGES

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Once again, I am asking to be put on the rack and stretched until just before it tears my limbs from me.

Old drawing of dudes torturing dudes on the rack. They look biblical.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? 😭

Stephen Fry as Peter in Peter's Friends, telling his friends that he is HIV positive.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You mention Chris Getz, you get Konerko Getz Kuntz. Thems the rules

Standing with the back of their jerseys facing the camera at first base in Chicago from left to right: Paul Konerko (1B) of the White Sox wearing home whites, Chris Getz (2B) of the Royals wearing the road blues, and Rusty Kuntz (KC 1B/OF Coach/most glorious hair in baseball)

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m only happy when it’s complicated

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

For those who partake, visit a Key dispensary today.

ALL ELEVATE
31% OFF
TODAY ONLY
All season long, we're matching the KC Chiefs score with a discount on ALL Elevate products the following day.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If you can’t take the heat, get your ass put the kitchen. We’re on a mission. fantastic voyage > gangster’s paradise

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I was totally influenced to buy one of these, and I regret nothing.

A gray and white vegetable chopper full of salsa bits

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This junk in my trunk ain’t made for chumps.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

They’re being such assholes this morning but it’s so nice out…

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Taking a stroll before the day gets to a rolling boil.

Brown dog with pink harness and blue leash walking down a sidewalk

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Apparently, I sound like I am from Illinois, which is wildly different than sounding like you're from Kansas City.

Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.
You talk most like someone from Illinois - about 52% of your answers match
a typical resident.
MYDIALECT - STANDARD
Least like you
Most like you
https://mydialect.us
Save map as PNG
Cities most & least like you
Interpolated from the nearest survey responses.
MOST SIMILAR
1. St. Louis, MO (51%)
2. Kansas City, MO (51%)
3.
• Omaha, NE (51%)
LEAST SIMILAR
. Portland. ME (45%)
2. Boston, MA (45%)
New York. NY (47%)

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If I need it in the morning or the middle of the night

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

Jim Carrey as Andy Kauffman in The Man In the Moon

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I like what you do when you do what you do.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Too sore to pick up heavy stuff today so Moose and I snuck out for a walk before outside makes us want to die.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The concept of “crunk essentials” brings me joy. Crunk is essential.

A screenshot from Apple Music of the cover art for their “Crunk Essentials” playlist

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“Frank White push the six” will always be referencing the 2nd baseman in my heart.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I’m like “Hey, what’s up? Hello”

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Mini me keeping me updated oh her road trip home.

A text exchange with my daughter that includes a picture of a gray cat she met at a gas station

Love you
Today 9:24 AM
◎
I made a friend at the gas station
Aww. You cannot bring it home.
Read 9:51 AM
You're lucky it wasn't a dog

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Totally motionless except for her heart

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Turn the tables with our unity. They’re neither moral nor majority.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Looking California and feeling Minnesota.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Everywhere I go, every smile I see, I know you are there smiling back at me.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Duffy would like to know why you're not celebrating him specifically for Back Cat Appreciation Day.

A black cat peering over the top of a headboard

A black cat luxuriating on a bed with his favorite toy.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Finally, weather that won’t keep me from following them around the park and telling them to stop trying to pee on each other.

A small brown dog on a pink leash and a medium reddish brown dog with a pink harness and blue leash walking down the sidewalk

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

In 2012, an Icelandic TV station aired The Sopranos subtitles during an episode of Teletubbies. I feel it's how the show was meant to be seen. www.vice.com/en/article/1...

A still pic from an episode of the Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos

"Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?"

A still from an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from The Sopranos.

"I know you were high at my mother-in-law's funeral..."

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