Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 13hLip gloss applied TRAITOR BEHAVIOUR #CelebTraitors #CelebrityTraitors 010
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 13h"What is it like in the turret?" #CelebTraitors #CelebrityTraitors 010
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 13h"Whole lettuce in my mouth DIDN'T WORK." *betting advert jingle intensifies* #CelebrityTraitors #CelebTraitors 000
Reposted by PennersScott @merseytart.com · 13h“Sometimes it’s not all about the money.” Bet Ross’s charity is thrilled to hear that. #CelebrityTraitors 022
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 14hJames Acaster looking milk-white already. What a narrative this programme has already: Richard telling everybody he's a Traitor, and one traitor physically sick from doing it #CelebTraitors 010
Reposted by PennersAriadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 14hThis looks like you've paid two year 10s to pretend to be your parents at parents evening #CelebrityTraitors 010411
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 14hOh that's how listeners of the Today programme felt #CelebTraitors 000
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 14hSettled down with the Richard E. Grant Music Hall Act & Ross Kemp Insecurity Exhibition #CelebTraitors 000
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is very "The Rest is Entertainment" of me (and a little Scott Bryan), but just to say, there is something hard-wired into #TheTraitors #CelebTraitors that means it hasn't yet (yet!) suffered the reality show tail-eating of, eg, Big Brother (1/?) 120
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ross Kemp failing the psych test during the first episode must have thrilled the producers #CelebTraitors #CelebrityTraitors 071
Reposted by PennersStephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Richard E Grant #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors 0297
Reposted by PennersAriadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm never going to recover from this. #CelebrityTraitors 731369
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"I've seen my arse having had it pointed out that being nice about the UAE makes me look a bit sus. " 012
Reposted by PennersMartin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think this will be one of the defining images of the Premier League's void years: a proudly working class fanbase celebrating that the ruling family of an oppressive regime had hired a barrister on £10,000-an-hour to try and prevent them suffering consequences for their cheating. Embarrassing. 23317112
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026After a prolonged fade-to-black, the Eldorado credits appear and the entire cast turn up at Joy Slater's bar as British ex-pats. 001
Reposted by PennersSam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's quite hard for Americans to understand that our instinct with anything other than genuinely tragic stories is to take the piss. 1265147
Reposted by PennersSam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Was interviewed by a US journalist today who asked if we were all panicking about terrorists at Fairford, which ended with me trying to explain dogging. 551069146
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“We are different. We are not a big company like [Budweiser maker] Anheuser-Busch. We are entrepreneurial, nimble and want to connect to consumers.” Big fan of the new company wanting to look/sound/act different by using exactly the same wanky marketing speak. 010
Reposted by PennersNostalgic Things @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Danni is basically all the annoying traits of Matt Smith’s Doctor without the occasional terrifying turn of anger #GBBO 031
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"If you had any more tawdry quirks, you could open up a tawdry quirk shop" #GBBO 130
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm aware that to over-intellectualise *checks notes* Taylor Swift is pure BlueSky, so just to splurge onto the Internet that we did all this around the time of "Look What You Made Me Do" A verse-chorus-verse songwriter trying to move into freeform pop and, to this day, failing. (1/?) 120
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We're at the stage where films are now meal deals; you can spend £3.95 for plain cheese and a Sprite, or £5.95 for salmon and cream cheese with a San Pellegrino. 000
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Except Ukraine, cyber attacks, withholding gas and oil, misinformation, lining up at the Lithuanian border, supporting unrest in Serbia, Hungary.... " 000
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"The Life of a Showgirl" "The Life of a Showgirl: Acoustic" "The Life of a Showgirl: Japanese Expansion Pack" "The Alternative Life of a Showgirl" "La vie d'une show-girl" "The Life of a Showgirl: Origins" "Showgirl Express" "Showgirl Revisited" "The Life of a Showgirl: Encore" "Showgirl II" 010
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"No recipe, just a drawing" does sound a bit like the producers fancied the reality show over the competition #gbbo 020
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Lancashire is perhaps suitably no-nonsense: Preston: priest town Leyland: flat space Chorley: space of freeman Ormskirk: Ormr's church Kirkham: homestead with a church 020
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Local newspaper poets aren't unique to the UK, but we must be international leaders in a particular brand of sing-song rhythm, scansion-defying, form-destriying verse like this. 000
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026First two groups: singers! actors! names! Last group: he trains dogs! he cuts hair! he's someone nobody in your family follows on socials! #scd #Strictly 040
Reposted by PennersDr. Uncle Beard 🦊 🌈 @unclebeard1978.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The pairing dance #Strictly 1194
Reposted by PennersDebbie M @heavenstobetsie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Change again and give us Carlos and Aljaz #Strictly 131
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Bless him (and this is increasingly a deep cut because of time being a long straight arrow) but that Canadian new boy is giving me Brian Fortuna vibes #scd #Strictly 220
Reposted by PennersJohn Mark Frankland @jmfrankland.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We've held a village referendum 0806
Reposted by PennersNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We’ve held a Village referendum 1789
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026In this essay, I'll set out reasons for how we got here, beginning with "Fuego" losing to "Toy"..... 010
Reposted by PennersPostcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026All I kept thinking on the coach was 'why me'. 725829
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The booming, slightly overwrought, 90s lightning bolt titles are iconic and should be in the V&A. 000
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Mary Anne Hobbs' one-woman mission to come after 6Music dads with regular Slipknot plays is a wonderful, baffling tradition. 021
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If the concept of SNL can work like an occasionally drug-fuelled Doctor Who, then so can Muppets. 030
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I have tonnes of opinions around #EurovisionAsia though right now I'll focus on the baller move they've played with the Nepal flag 🇳🇵 011
Reposted by PennersMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe 6455491007
Reposted by Penners👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Once again thinking of when Nixon insisted that the Presidential Guard wore these uniforms after he visited Europe and in the end was so humiliated by how Banana Republic they all looked that he almost immediately retired them. Some bits ended up being reused by a high school marching band. 25314
Reposted by PennersIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The fash lads are out They've circled the Mail There's coke up their snouts They're violent and pale Wife Beaters are coming to town 36815
Reposted by PennersAndy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m not sure ‘militant wing of the PE teachers Union’ is a particularly threatening look 11453
Penners @liampr1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The massed ranks of British patriots dressed to look like van drivers on the piss in a provincial town. 000
