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@lexussuxel.bsky.social
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lily Tomlin, 1985 📷: Norman Seeff #LilyTomlin
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump = Treason.......
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Taken starring Porky Pig: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/IL...
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 20h
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my book kickstarter is for weirdos only ✋ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 21h
Definitely a poll tax, but we have bigger problems with the Sociopath in the White House!
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 07/10/2026
Pippa Durham, 38, was looking forward to a new six-part series billed as a bodice-ripping retelling of the Dissolution of the Monasteries. However, she spotted a 20th-century doorknob in the background of one of the shots and has been livid ever since.
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Autistic woman watching period drama driven to madness by inauthentic doorknobs
An autistic woman watching a period drama has been driven to distraction after catching several glimpses of a modern doorknob, it has been reported. Pippa Durham, 38, was looking forward to a new…
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h
It’s really remarkable to me that 10 years into this people feel compelled to “clarify” Trump’s homicidal and often genocidal fantasies. It is deranged for the president to daydream about American cities in states he hates getting blown up. Full stop.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#AGoodPlace
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Finding Dee Fish @findingdeefish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Finding Dee Fish @findingdeefish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let me preface this by saying that a LOT of running stories in comics are built up on a small handful of repeating core ideas. THIS comic is no different. "Dee has creative block.", "Dee is anxious about using public restrooms.", "Look, it's something about boobs.", etc.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/10/2026
Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pathetic…..
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spärkëttë @lexussuxel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is painfully accurate 😭
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Longtime Sleepytime Tea Addict Has To Use 6 Bags Just To Feel Drowsy theonion.com/longtime-sleepytime-te…
Longtime Sleepytime Tea Addict Has To Use 6 Bags Just To Feel Drowsy
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man: Waiter, this soup is cold Waiter: It’s Gaspacho Man: Gaspacho, this soup is cold…
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'M HERE TO EAT BREAKFAST SANDWICHES AND KICK ASSES AND I'M ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH THIS BREAKFAST SANDWICH IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND FORMING AN ORDERLY LINE WHILE I FINISH.
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think @darrigomelanie.bsky.social said everything that needs to be said.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DAVE MATTHEWS: “I said it last night, but I’ll say it again - man, I’m so tired of this fuckin’ President.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
it's JD's first day at standing school (Kent Nishimura/Pool via Getty)
pic of JD standing while talking to reporters on an airport tarmac looking off balance and a bit like 3 kids in a suit
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Xenta @xenta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Air raid siren 🚨 in Kyiv 😾 Jet-powered drones overhead Again
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philsmithcross.bsky.social @philsmithcross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Lattesdotter @lattesdotter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Joe Rogan is somewhat an opportunistic liar. But his lies are sort of like a weather vane. He is lying to align with the left. Don't forgive him too easily.
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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
“This is, uh, Jimmy and his songwriting partner, Freddie.” — Ed Sheeran
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Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour
PHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to the sock puppets he had booked to open for him on his stadi...
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spärkëttë @lexussuxel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WHAT THE ACTUAL —— YALL SERIOUSLY WTF IS HAPPENING RN THIS MAN IS UNFIT TO BE ANYWHERE OTHER THAN A PRISON CELL 
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 17/09/2026
Me: get on the floor to do crunches My dogs, thinking I got on the floor to cuddle:
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 17/09/2026
Ms. Rachel announces she will match Macklemore and donate $1 million to organizations supporting Palestine: “I will match Macklemore’s donation and I invite every wealthy white celebrity to match it and speak out against the genocide in Gaza.”
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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😂🤪

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If 2026 was an Ice Cream truck
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God @thegodshow.com · 18/09/2026
If he moves to demolish the Kennedy Center, we surround it and don’t leave.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For 33 years, McConnell has voted against family and medical leave for working Americans. Then he disappears from the Senate for 92 days and keeps collecting his full paycheck. Apparently, paid leave is only a problem when someone else gets it.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
💖 please watch 'til end 🤣🙃🤭 #tiffanygomas #mitchMconnell
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 17/09/2026
The debate over Palestine, Gaza and Israel continues to reverberate throughout politics and pop culture. to.pbs.org/4itQlAI
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The growing fallout over Macklemore's exit from Ed Sheeran’s tour
The debate over Palestine, Gaza and Israel continues to reverberate throughout politics and pop culture. Anger erupted after Macklemore was kicked off of Ed Sheeran’s tour. Sheeran said Macklemore was...
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Spinning around #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh...
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Field is reading a book and talking about it.

Field: This autism memoir is fascinating. A lot of it is surprisingly relatable.

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Field: It's funny that I've had similar experiences, thoughts, and habits. It's like reading about myself.

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Field stares into the distance. They are suddenly evaluating everything about their life.

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Field watches a sunset. As if watching an old world vanish into darkness before a new one comes into the light.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
Trump looks like he's stroking out while talking to reporters in North Carolina (Anna Moneymaker/Getty)
pic of Trump, face contorted, looking like he's yelling during a gaggle
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 17/09/2026
looks like something the Our Gang kids baked
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