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Lexi

@lexi.bsky.social
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They/them. British programmer & pun loving cat. Mow!

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Orona! @orona.red · 27/09/2026
got a new bag lmao
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Maddy Bellwoar @maddybellwoar.com · 05/11/2024
Hi Bluesky! I'm a digital and traditional environment painter 🌿✨ here are some of my gouache paintings!
Gouache painting grasses, wildflowers, and bushes. Gouache painting of a pathway next to foliage and trees with shadows cast on the pathway. A gouache painting of sunlight shining on a tree, foliage, and wildflowers. Gouache painting sunlight shining on a canal and surrounded by foliage.
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laney @saltmalk.in · 21/09/2026
the chase
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Kota 🔞 (closed) @kotacat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He’s -actually- not a cat, or at least… Not yet~ 🐱 #tfsky #transfur #TfEveryday
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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes. And I was saying the same thing in 2015 about 1995.
Wireframe labelled ‘1995.’ A browser address bar shows ‘http://mit.edu/~bob_brown’ with a home icon on the right. Below it is a large box labelled ‘Header,’ followed by a much larger box labelled ‘Content,’ with ‘(page 1 of 1)’ underneath.”Wireframe labelled ‘2015.’ From top to bottom: browser bar showing ‘http://ars.ly/’; banner reading ‘For the love of god, ICO’ with a ‘Got it’ button; ‘Flash’; ‘Coke-fuelled branding’; Twitter, Facebook and Google+ buttons; ‘23,119 tricked into coming here today’; a small ‘Content (page 1 of 15)’ box; ‘9 ways to eat pork scratchings that will shock you,’ ‘Link that will really go to page 2 >>>,’ a green ‘Disguised Ad >>>’ button, and ‘Autoplaying video.’ Below is a ‘Clickbait’ section with ‘will amaze you,’ ‘weird old trick,’ ‘controversial pill,’ ‘iPads for nothing,’ ‘looks fat now,’ ‘doctors hate her,’ and ‘will change the way you hula something something tits.’ Large sidebars on both sides read ‘scroll to heat your flat.’ The bottom section reads ‘Bile.’
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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm so excited about the newly described Leopardus tilcayo #cats
Digital illustration of a Leopardus tilcayo with two images of the cat in profile and in a crouched pose
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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vashito @vashperado.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
can't wait to go bombchu bowling in 4K
drawing of the bombchu bowling alley employee from the video game legend of Zelda ocarina of time
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
unheard of levels of being Locked In
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Having never watched the Star Wars films, for many years I thought the quoted line was "Look, I am your father", like what a put-upon parent might tell a teen.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Streisand Effect. Congrats, Robert Kraft and pro genocide supporters. You've just made Macklemore and his speech mentioning "Free Palestine" into a global issue, galvanizing the majority.
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Lucky ✨ @lucky.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
the French titles for Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves are making me laugh like an idiot. me when i'm posting about my virtual critters but i'm a little toxic about it
Pokemon VentsPokemon Vagues
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Capitalism is the greatest system ever devised because it lets the best price win, unless someone offers a better price, in which case I’m suing you because you’re mean.
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fox noises (spooky) @jjbbllkk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am LOSING MY SHIT at how much I love this commission I got from @mustachemutt.bsky.social 🔞 We got everything. EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS HERE. Foxes. Tired. Cawlin. Synthesizer. It's my soul.
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beffums ✨ @beffums.fun · 15/09/2026
oh he's getting hosed down alright.
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 16/09/2026
post from reddit: "Aw hell naw they got my ass hauling palladium for the USS MY PAWS ARE BIG N SOFT" and then a screenshot from Elite Dangerous
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Raquel 🌈✨ @aistear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo. "Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."
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rowecartoon.bsky.social @rowecartoon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
fourth law
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Felicitea (working on comms!) @coffeecatcurios.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
biiiiiig stretch
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Felicitea (working on comms!) @coffeecatcurios.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a dapper snep
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かねこともみ @kotomoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🕺🐶✨
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ᚅᚓᚃ ᚆᚐᚔᚏᚇᚑ ᚃᚆᚑ ᚇᚔᚄ @ciara2001.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026
Phew, here was everyone thinking it would affect their content
Guardian Media Group announces strategic partnership with OpenAI
This article is more than 1 year old
GNM press office
Fri 14 Feb 2025 14.05 GMT
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
UPDATE: SCP Foundation have posted a statement saying they were not consulted or contacted about the A24 SCP project. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/statement-on...
 Statement On V/H/S SCP Foundation Film

The staff and authors of the SCP Foundation Wiki (the real-life writing project behind the SCP Foundation universe and its official home) were not consulted or contacted regarding this film. We have been attempting to contact the filmmakers but haven't yet been successful. To be clear: we have not had any communication with the filmmakers, producers, or distributors for this project, despite our best efforts, and to the best of our knowledge they have not made any efforts to contact us. Furthermore, A24 does not and cannot have any exclusive rights to anything related to the SCP Foundation, including any films that Spooky Pictures or anyone else may choose to create.
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Lexi @lexi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just finally got annoyed enough to find out how to get Fedora to stop filling my audio outputs with airplay devices: sudo dnf remove pipewire-config-raop
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/09/2026
the mathematics award winning fields medalist and known himedanshi yu deng just said that if ai puts all mathematicians out of a job he's gonna go home and write yuri novels. girl please do it anyway i need to see what yuri a fields medalist mathematician can do omfg
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Gusya @angrygooseberry.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Office sparrows 📀 * windows xp sounds *
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Anything to Win
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trying to think of what to post for Star Trek’s 60th anniversary but I post about Star Trek a lot already so just enjoy Worf wearing jeans
Worf wearing jeans
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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maullarmaullar☄️ @maullarmaullar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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M I Z U G O R O U™ @mudkipper.art · 09/09/2026
The OG doomed yaoi
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“Spooky” Tom Guycott @thomasguycott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy birthday to a real champ.
A cartoon Sega Dreamcast with googly eyes sits on a table and is talking with its lid as a mouth:

“OH NO! MY CMOS BATTERY DIED! I CAN'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES ANYMORE!”

“HA HA! JUST KIDDING! YO, WHAT TIME IS IT?”
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Tom Robinson @tomrobinson.com · 10/09/2026
rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
At what level of “sapient man-sized creature with hands and legs” am I allowed to start demanding my Pokémon pays rent
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alves @alves.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"I get harassed and attacked because I use AI!" Look, I don't want to minimize your pain. But I would like to maximize it.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: breaking news drone footage of an overturned truck with a giant barrel in place of a cargo bed, floating in a body of water. A fire truck and some locals surround the scene. On screen text reads: “BREAKING; Whisky truck crashes into Loch Ness” Panel 2: the Loch Ness monster is facedown in a bush, totally passed out. A local Scot security guard is passing by in a golf cart. He exclaims, “Crikey— what’s this!?”
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/09/2026
That was response to
Another coyote just went viral in SoCal for being the first known coyote to capture a roadrunner. How does that make you feel?
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Steve Uncle: the official shitposter or major league baseball @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this one is amazing
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Kota 🔞 (closed) @kotacat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Maybe being turned into a cat wasn’t so bad ✨
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Kota 🔞 (closed) @kotacat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
he's gainfully employed
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Kota 🔞 (closed) @kotacat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When the cat cafe you're employed at is owned by a witch 🐱 #tfsky #transfur #TfTuesday
Barista is turned into a catHe is now in charge of the biscuit station
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CosmicZoey @cosmiczoey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Harry Potter's cultural relevance can seem overwhelming and impossible to fight, but through collective action, we can win. We need to make it clear to brands and actors everywhere that this IP is toxic. If they partner with or promote it in any way, we speak up and shut it down, together.
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Andrew Lilley Brinker @alilleybrinker.com · 31/08/2026
Hey @1password.bsky.social, time to change course.
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1Password Supports the Ethnic Cleansing of Europe — Andrew Lilley Brinker
1Password has committed $300,000 to Omarchy. This is unacceptable and must be rescinded.
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That Lioxy Maid ♠️🏳️‍🌈 @thatlioxymaid.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
You can always make it better later The only supercomputer you can depend on is your own brain
A visual guide to show "How to Placehold":

Do use:
- Text to describe the posture and/or scene
- Royalty-free cliparts and photos for props
- Scribbles and doodles for visualisation 

Don't use:
- AIGen imagery that depict the idra
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Orona! @orona.red · 29/08/2026
the cashier has mistaken this toblerone for an item separator
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
stop right there
sketch of a rat being grasped by a hand. two other rats are in the background, eating crisps from a bag that has been torn open
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Pulchra :100_Agender: @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
Fursuit paws that are a little crinkly and are filled with little balls so you think "oh awesome they're like a big beanie baby", wrong, they're filled with lead shot, I bap you so hard that con staff have to call an ambulance
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