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Neal Rice

@flakeal.so
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Flake | 40, they, ΘΔ | seattle-esque reformed computer toucher, typewriter owner, home telephone haver, breakfast eater, outside wanter (many other functions) | more at flakeal.so | icon by irldragon | blatantly horny on main 🔞

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たろー @tontarotaro.bsky.social · 11h
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 1h
just for kicks
An anthropomorphic serval wearing active wear and smiling.
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 12m
last week everyone i knew was having a rough go and this week everyone i know is doing twice as well
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 30m
god it feels so good to get rid of these diabetes supplies to someone who needs them. i've been waiting for the right opportunity to come along for so long...
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Rinzy 🔞 @rinzy.art · 1h
thinking I might start offering comms with this hatchy cel shaded style? I really enjoy it and it really fits my lineart hahah
A drawing of Rinzy holding a tablet pen in a dynamic pose
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 1h
watching someone make an ass out of themselves in teams
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 11h
CPAP fetishists exist apparently. As a user, I can’t say I see the appeal; I look like a ventilator patient and feel like a windsock
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 12h
i think i'm gonna have to start going to bed at like 9:30pm if i want to have any hope of waking up like a normal person with a job
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 12h
two different people i know got new pussies installed in thailand within a week of each other which is the clearest sign yet that i'm generally surrounded by good people
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 14h
[windows device disconnect.wav] [windows device connect.wav] [windows device disconnect.wav] [windows device disconnect.wav] [windows device connect.wav]
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 15h
my project babble got delivered just in time for me to have decided to give up trying to make vrchat work. bully for me
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 15h
I am so sick of seeing posts from r/destinycirclejerk or any circlejerk subreddits for that matter
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 16h
The amount of effort I’m having to go to in order to update my watch from 27.0.0 to 27.0.1 is absurd
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 18h
> introduce friend a to a friend b > friend a and b strike up a relationship > friend b stops talking to me Okay lol
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𐔌˙. ohmi @ohmiyoni.bsky.social · 19h
Finished full-body comm for the adorable Kubi 🤍🖤💛🩷
A white tiger with pink toe beans and bright yellow eyes bends in the air.
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🌷 vanemiin 🌷COMISSIONS OPEN! @vanemiin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nothing to smile about in his life. I realized I almost never draw him as an adult u.u #loz #oot #ocarinaoftime
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 19h
Great. There was an earthquake and I missed it because I’m in a huge building a story above ground floor. Boo hiss
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 20h
Do you like me as a shark 🥺👉👈
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 21h
I sure hope these Residents aren't Evil!! Thom Halloween costume for 2026 :3 #furryart
cartoon dog with forced grin and surrounded by tentacles, wearing cold weather gear and clutching a bag for transporting medical stuff
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 22h
There’s no way in hell I’m sitting on a nine hour flight with no legroom. Fuck that
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 22h
Cupkkake is doing more harm than good. It is safer and more effective to save dick with an AED than CPR
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 22h
The company store doesn’t have any hoodies I like :((((((((((((
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 22h
Gas is somewhere between $5 and $8 depending on where you live so the priority in Congress is ending production of the penny. Great work gerontocracy
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 23h
Thinking about going to the company store for lunch and buying a smaller hoodie
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
See, anybody could be good to you; You need a bad shark to blow your mind
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
Pharmacy has a new policy where I have to verbally approve any new prescription OR prescription refill so now every time I go to the website to place a refill order I have to ALSO call them to verbally authorize them to fill it. This is because of my insurance for some reason. I’m so fucking livid
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
With my whole chest: I use Microsoft Edge at work
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
Alaska Airlines is starting to get too big for their britches and I think my loyalty may be waning
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
“The line must be drawn HERE! This far, no farther! And I will make them PAY for what they’ve DONE!”
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
Inteleon is so shaped. Like a pocketknife
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
I ate too much last night and had a donut this morning so now I feel like I’m gonna hurl
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
skitty no!!!!! youtube.com/shorts/m-6aS...
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Skitty vs Homework 😤The battle was over before it even started 🥺❤️
YouTube video by The Official Pokémon YouTube channel
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
jimmy neutron’s hot ones
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
“And they’re blue, to match your…lips, when they’re cold”
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shimzo @shimzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Following in her big sister's footsteps
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
looked up my vision benefits and they don't cover lasik, which is just weird. if i were an insurer i would be pimping the fuck out of a treatment that makes me not have to pay for lenses anymore
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
My mother has decided to become a Bills fan, just another way she’s found to hurt herself
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
I don’t believe this. Case Keenum is playing like he’s back in college
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
it's nice to know andy dalton can be counted on reliably to throw an interception at just the right time
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
they keep playing dua lipa's "training season" on monday night football
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
god you know what would be so tasty is biscuits and gravy
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
i hope winds and waves is good
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
normally i don't listen to the national anthem during a football game but they got a mariachi band playing it. which i know for a fact is pissing the worst people off right now. so, fuck it. i'll leave it unmuted this time
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
my television just upgraded its operating system and now there are appropriate, branded logos on all the inputs. i'm so excited. it's like a dream come true
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
Beer battered chicken strips would hit so good
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
Lmao the shirt I bought at ASC is too big but the shirt I bought my partner fits me perfectly. Fuck man I’m financially ruined
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@ROCKDOG @lycanroc.xyz · 28/09/2026
@mothsprout.bsky.social was so goated for drawing this beautiful piece while I was vying to be a teacher.
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 28/09/2026
I hate living in this country dude
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 28/09/2026
10mg adderall is no longer working
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Momo @spottycheeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finished auction commission for Luke! Pulling out only to push 'em in elsewhere.. #furry-art #morca-art #vore #nsfw
Red dragon (Morca) holding a much smaller anthro dragon (Luke) in both hands, grasping the cheeks and spreading them in the main shot. Cutaway shots display Morca's dick still stuffed in Luke, and a closer side view of Luke looking warily up into Morca's jaws as they descend closer to devour him.
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