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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 21h

I'm 100% against the death penalty. But I do find it funny that humans have invented the most efficient way of dispatching their fellow man and those that choose to execute others use the least efficient way of doing it

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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026

steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.

Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Valheim is good, but it is made better with friends and a few QoL mods

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Still in shock over PAC. Lovely dude, put Newcastle on the map

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Send em off you bottleless get Campbell, that were diabolical I can't speyk

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Mounting the shitter like Arthur Morgan "Boy"

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026

nobody's moving prose like Onstad

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Fabian Schar, the football has left you, I'm sorry you sexy swiss legend

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Get your Zion Suzuki name by taking a questionable political ism and a Japanese auto manufacturer Libertarian Isuzu Fasc Honda Liberal kawasaki

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Boy George has appeared with a fishing rod and a bucket of chicken pleading with Ed Sheeran to let him open for him

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I am hearing that on his deathbed Mitch McConnell received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Apollo cursed me with the gift of knowledge

It's just a shirt, don't read too much into it.

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Maybe, just maybe having an 18 year old and a 20 year old in the middle of the park is not a good idea @newcastleunited.com

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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

nimbys remained unmatched

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

These are cool as hell, I wish I had tentacle pot money rn

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Andy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Me and my posse when we discover that Timothy Taylor's landlord has been replaced by a younger, less bald, sexier landlord who also looks happier.

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

There's a fantastic spot in that field to grow some red roses

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"Everywhere I look something reminds me of her"

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This is the kind of images normally found on MEMRI

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

even now, she's still teaching us

screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Calling out someone for their racist mug collection. Disco Elysium (2019) and members of the Labour Party (2026)

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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

mind when this lad's twitter photo was him drinking from a labour "controls on immigration" mug

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

One good thing about MGS4 being on PC is that Drebin can be modded to be Frank Drebin of Police Squad

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Newcastle need to reject all advances for Murphdawg, he's needed for vibes

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

10 acts I've seen live in vague chronological order Editors (opened for) Franz Ferdinand (first proper gig) Iron Maiden Sublime Frequencies: Omar Souleyman & Group Doueh (18th birthday) De La Soul (first festival show) Sonic Youth My Bloody Valentine GY!BE Blur

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Amar Dedic is fucking brilliant, buy of the season calling it.

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Really don't want us to let Woltemade go, really like what he does as a target man + lovely assist for Wissa today

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The green and pink on Newcastle's keeper kit is giving Ned Flanders

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Nico Gonzalez will look so much better after consistent game time (and he looks mint already) Can see Ramsey replacing him in 2nd half

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columbologist @columbologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Not The Onion

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

RIP Stewart Lee :( www.nytimes.com/2026/08/27/w...

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

5 Simpsons lines I've uttered the most. 1. I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda. 2. But, Marge, Alan Thicke is throwing knives at Ricardo Montalban. 3. Gotta Nuke Something 4. Ah, he's all right. But he's no bowl of Special K 5. I slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast squishy.

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I know he is young but I am not seeing what Steur does that Lewis Miley can't do better #nufc

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

BBC Radio 2 is wild you get people texting in just admitting to the nation "we went on honeymoon to South Africa in 1990, it was beautiful"

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

May he venture to the one place not corrupted by capitalism

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Was thelewisbell @lewisjbell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton is an actual legend in a world where that word is heinously overused

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