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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

talking with "good faith" conservatives about policy is incredibly frustrating because you eventually figure out that the basis for their beliefs is a combination of easily disprovable factual assertions that act as window dressing for unshakable reactionary gut feelings

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The United States of America elected Donald Trump as its president.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The best evidence we have that we're living in a simulation: It just doesn't seem like Velcro should work as well as it does. Think about it.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The VMA's came on after football, and do young stars not know how to act cool, anymore? Does coolness not play anymore in our hyper-mediated/hyper-self-aware times? Does cool seem phony? And does forced enthusiasm for celeb artifice play as authentic now? Also, the Taylor Swift bit was embarrassing.

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Muscular Christianity” means that when when you’re glazing the serial predator president who deports refugee children, executes fishermen, and builds idols to himself, you TYPE REALLY HARD.

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

*brings an iced coffee to a knife fight* Hey guys! [rattles ice] What's going on?

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I try to avoid kink-shaming, but to the guys who repost porn videos where they cut out the audio (you know, of the pretty lady making sexy noises) and replace it with shit like "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down: Like... what's going on there? What are you feeling when you do that?

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's tricky being nice when you're a fat slob, because a lot of women have had bad experiences with losers getting attached to them after misreading their politeness for interest. When I'm too nice, a visible thought bubble appears over the woman's head: "Ugggh, this poor fatso is IN LOVE with me."

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

a month of perusing tiktok has convinced me it's about as evil musk twitter. so much of the content is just people who know nothing advising their followers to be bad people with a thin psychological justification.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I really hope future generations look back at our current era in media and have to hide their faces behind their hands when they see how grown-ass adults talked about celebrities. Louis XIV's courtiers had more self-respect.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

For all my fellow yearners and "Wist Pigs," out there: Farmer Liam is ringing the dinner bell, so come and get your slop! Sooeee!

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It Only Takes A Moment

YouTube video by Juliana Chahayed - Topic

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

STATEMENT: Many of you are upset (and I feel you!) that my PartyTrain™ has become The Evil Machine, and I promise you: No one is less indifferent to this than I. If only I could stop and hurt only myself! Alas, The Evil Machine puts food on my party minions' meager tables. I continue in their honor.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Oh brother, has anyone ever looked like a bigger, wormier chickenshit than Ed Sheeran rn? After everyone was so kind by letting his hobbit-looking ass sing hip-hop-tinged "in love with your body" songs despite the fact that not one iota of him even suggests, "I know how to fuck"? Gtfoh.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We really don't discuss this moment enough. I don't know why this little video didn't go viral (the video, not my post) when it came out. It's kind of the most insane thing. This guy is a fucking comedy kingmaker who's on his way to being worth nine figures, and this is the material he's *proud of*.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I know I shouldn't ever enjoy anything about him, but think about how funny it would be (really imagine it) if Trump started pretending he read The Diary of Anne Frank?

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Anyone else have that thing where you know how to pronounce French words, but whenever you see a name like "Baudrillard," your brain still goes, "Ah yes. Good ol' Bow-drih-LARD"?

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You know shit is deeply disturbing when a visible human emotion is elicited from Nathan Fielder

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I took my client to see it, and I'm happy I went to support it, but I'm afraid the ecstatic Coyote vs. Acme reviews are not to be believed. It was cute, and it had heart and a lot of clever ideas, but it was only OK overall. Still, go see it and get your kids addicted to it, because fuck Zaslav.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Stephen saying what the rest of us don't have the fucken nards to say

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

There's no article connected to this. The Hollywood Reporter just put this out there and won't explain.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It's cool that everyone knows how to properly think and form ideas, nowadays. (Context: This guy was criticizing a gathering of pro-life losers who called themselves "abolitionists.")

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Looks like he found out it's too late to be cast on Boy Meets World.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Additional Fun Fact: Anyone who tries to be a jokester by choosing the Armageddon DVD is slowly absorbed by the walls no matter how much they scream, and the footage is deleted.

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Nate @cheersinnit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Imagining this guy disappearing while the smile remains, like the Cheshire Cat in Alice in Wonderland

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Just a reminder that *this fucking guy* is the biggest bully in "the MANosphere"?!?!

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Spookbar & Death @borgmamel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"meep-" 😆 this guy is so funny "-meep" 🙄 they're really padding this thing out

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I definitely saw disappointing sequels before this, but the one I remembered being crushed by was the Edward Norton "Red Dragon." The cast and crew seemed perfect, I was so excited, and then they brought in Brett Ratner at the last minute, and he totally Ratnerred it. Maybe the worst Ratnerization.

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Ersatz Cliff @www.cliffordvickrey.com · 26/08/2026

1950: Dunkin’ Donuts 2018: Dunkin’ 2067: Dnk’ 2105: D’ 2202: (Unknown; loss of writing in post-literate New England following the Canada Wars) 2300: Tim Horton’s

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dear Lord, I really want Trump to tear down the Kennedy Center like he's pretending he might. He won't, but if he did, that would be real mad king shit, and at this point, fuck it. Let's go all the way with the ("mostly symbolic" category of) destruction. Make this downfall as historic as possible.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

We're all hoping the new Harry Potter TV series eats shit, right? We're all hoping it sucks and the ratings tank by the end of the first season? Correct?

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Spookbar & Death @borgmamel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

here's your problem, your pipes are all clogged up with pipes

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

For the past 24 hours I've seen National Guard every time I've left my house. Farmers market, yoga class, taking my kid to the playground, just going for a walk. There is no crisis here, no emergency, no natural disaster.

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A.Ghost Pasquella 👻🎃 @agpasquella.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

It Takes A Nation of Millions To Form A Subcommittee To Look Into The Possibility Of Determining The Feasibility Of Holding Us Back

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Here's one for old Twitter heads: I'm just now remembering that the Wild'n Out cast moron who embarrassed himself in a Twitter fight with Brandon Wardell, 10 years ago, was fucking Matt Rife. And now Rife is a bigger star than Wardell? That fucking suuucks, man.

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

my uncle jeremy licks is in town @jon_snow_420
one time I resolved conflict in the workplace? okay this horse was going fucking bananas and I utilized interpersonal Management skills and sucked him off to completion. mine, not his. it made him madder if anything. not a good example
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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

When an unfunny ventriloquist uses dark magic to bring his dummy to life

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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

And of course, on every public building, huge flags that say "FREEDOM," though you can't get near some of these buildings because the roads are barricaded and guarded by armed men. It's hilarious in a sense. Not a happy sense, but a sense.

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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

There's also tons of police tape everywhere that doesn't even serve any purpose. It's just strung along entire streets, from streetlight to streetlight though nothing is closed off. Just signifying: "Police! Be afraid of something! Nothing in particular though! Police!"

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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I'm in DC now, and when you see the 10-foot fences now enclosing a vast acreage of public parkland around the White House, with burlap on them shielding everything from view and armed guards everywhere making it feel like a militarized zone, the vibe is not, "Yes, still a democracy."

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I was hoping Francesca Hong would win, but I'm not heartbroken she lost. Honestly, I get a weird vibe from her. Seems like an odd duck who doesn't have a great ear for voter-speak. I'm not convinced she would have done well in the general election or in navigating Wisconsin politics as the governor.

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