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Uqbar & Jeff

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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 8h
learning more about my auntsisters
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 10h
there can be no competitive advantage in using a public AI model. your competitors can access it as easily as you. therefore any task that can be done by the model is non-value-added and is a candidate for elimination from the business process.
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 10h
if i were a frontier AI company, i wouldn't simply use it to create and sell countless incredible and profitable innovations and products, which it can definitely do. i would instead sell subscriptions to cubicle dwellers, at an enormous loss.
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 11h
the first sign of trouble for the internet was when "weblog" was shortened to "blog"
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 12h
the lyric "this opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo!" should have been "this opportunity KNOCKS once in a lifetime yo!" to make another internal rhyme with the "shot" of the previous line. a missed opportunity.
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 23h
books read this month: Brooklyn Crime Novel - Johnathan Lethem Fold - @peterclines.com Kim Jiyoung, Born 1982 - Cho Nam-Joo Dark Ride - @louberney.bsky.social The Water Will Come - @jeffgoodell.bsky.social Night Side of the River - Jeanette Winterson #booksky
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ghosts must be bosonic
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i would say Monster is probably R.EM.'s scariest album
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when?! when will they create a belt hole spacing for the intermediately-sized gentleman?!
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
to me, it is worstiality
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Will Wood? more like Won't Wouldn't
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there is no way to institute any sort of compulsary or automated compensation system for the owners of coyrighted material used in training AI because it will be immediately flooded with generated material
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if you put the video to 1.5x speed, it uses more battery
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
*a finger on the monkey's paw curls* this thing is drying out
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my name is Jonathan Livingston Seagal
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my name is Norman D. Beech
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When We Saw This Furshlugginer Thing, We Plotzed!
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cool thing to say right before you blow a guy away at point-blank range: "it's time for you to meet The Flintstones"
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Limitless (2011) pill that lets you use 100% of your ass
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The 𝐹𝑦𝑟𝑒 imparteth a crumblie Vertue to the 𝐶𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑒, & the chocled 𝐶ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑠 do then ther naturall Gouiness shew. 𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑊𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟.
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"i guess that's why they call it the blues~" you didn't explain anything. nothing you said relates to why they are called "the blues"
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dreamed i forgot to take off my jeans before getting in the shower and (in the dream) was like "wtf, who am i, rfk jr?"
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don't ask me about my business. 'kay?
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i probably agree with cory doctorow on 90% of the topics he writes about but he has got on my nerves for 25+ years
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
AI developed by 5% Nation:
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Ken Parille @kenparille.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if it weren't for parasocial relationships, i wouldn't have any relationships!
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i know i am venting a lot about ai but i have to hear about it all the time at work, one of my grad professors talks about nothing else, and every programming and math forum now has no other topic. im climbing the walls!
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
anyone who doesn't get onboard with AI will find themselves
LEFT BEHIND -Tim LaHaye and Jerry B Jenkins
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a Disney tie-in? 大変ですね
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i've invested in "bitcoin"... coins i bit to test if they were real GOLD! GOLD! heeheeheeheehee! GOLD! yahoo! whoopee! beautiful GOLD! ooohoohoohooee!
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
will no one rid me of this macklesome priest?
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One Piece probably exists in the Watchmen universe
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the "emmys" is short for "emetics"
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the past is Prolog...
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i might be getting those very-close veins...
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i'm having a precognitive vision!!! it's so vivid! .... it's about what people will say when Steve Austin dies... ah! it's gone now
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Q: why is the backrooms yellow? A: because it is a "lemonal" space - Bazooka Joe
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bluesky is timing out again... i must be getting too many likes for the servers to handle...
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i love percussing, but i hate the repercussions
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
why should i even bother to sign in... eventually my session's just going to expire after 30 minutes of inactivity again... nothing ever goes right for me...
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
british mike ehrmantraut : "no more ha'measures!"
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
recalling a superhero i made up as a kid named "Dice." he had an all-white suit with dots on the face and vaguely-conceived "dice powers" (throwing them, etc.)
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the wallet inspector. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
j'créature
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
were the resources devoted to neural nets due solely to an intrinsic superiority of this AI tech over alternatives (genetic algorithms etc)? or did their opacity and economic rentability attract more capital to the development these specific technologies?
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
can i tell "which app is a trap?" every app. the whole phone is a trap.
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
eye of newt and poop of butt.... heeheeheeheehee!
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
dream "joke": a guy sees a UFO, gray aliens beam down and start pointing devices at everything. GUY: 😱 are- are you invading? ALIENS: 😮‍💨🙄 listen, WE'LL tell YOU whether we're invading, all right? it's not your job to be asking that. annoyed, they fly off
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Uqbar & Jeff @borgmamel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
much of the software industry already is a continuation of Enclosure. not just at the personal level: vendor lock-in is rent-seeking on internal business processes. this AI push is a major escalation. even the limited choices you can currently make are going to be sold out from under you.
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