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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Critics loved (or at least really liked) movies like Songs From The Second Floor, Holy Motors, Synechdoche, NY, etc., and I would put Digger in that category. I'll have to look up what negative points people are making about the movie.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm not usually a big contrarian about forcing myself to love movies that the establishment has come out against (e.g. I like Fire Walk With Me, but I don't think it was a misunderstood masterpiece), but I just saw Digger and loved it. I think it's terrific. I don't know what critics didn't like.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Anyway, when I tried to rewatch a couple episodes from the first season, I found the corniness much more unacceptable than when I first watched it, because I now knew how it would take over the whole show.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I was more emotional during the lockdown, and I enjoyed Ted Lasso Se1. It was way too corny and dealt with sex like it was written by virgins, but it had heart and seeing Ted's unflappability flummox stuffy Brits was fun. From Se2 on, it lost any real conflict and kept the worst, silliest bits.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In Home Alone/Naked Gun fashion, you eventually get up groggily, and pull the chain for what would seem to be for a ceiling light but is instead connected to an anvil-sized "plapes."

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

While doing so, you knock down a very dusty "tane" which hits your head, giving you a Grade 3 concussion.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You mean those "Book Club" movies from a few years ago? [being chased out of town by the local gays who are FURIOUS]

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The initial dinosaur test location would be Little St. James Island for a reason no one can ever articulate.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Jurassic Park was too generous to rich guys. Can you imagine how these Silicon Valley VC freaks would mess up a dinosaur park?

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

talking with "good faith" conservatives about policy is incredibly frustrating because you eventually figure out that the basis for their beliefs is a combination of easily disprovable factual assertions that act as window dressing for unshakable reactionary gut feelings

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The United States of America elected Donald Trump as its president.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The best evidence we have that we're living in a simulation: It just doesn't seem like Velcro should work as well as it does. Think about it.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

As an artist, I take my music seriously. Does this mean I'll refuse to use my extant celebrity to artificially pump up the hype around my band and won't secure bookings for venues we're not ready for and don't have the established, loyal fanbase to justify? [charming smirk] Not on your life, friend.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ALSO, I *hope* Madonna is drunk, because she seems super fucked up.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The VMA's came on after football, and do young stars not know how to act cool, anymore? Does coolness not play anymore in our hyper-mediated/hyper-self-aware times? Does cool seem phony? And does forced enthusiasm for celeb artifice play as authentic now? Also, the Taylor Swift bit was embarrassing.

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Muscular Christianity” means that when when you’re glazing the serial predator president who deports refugee children, executes fishermen, and builds idols to himself, you TYPE REALLY HARD.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don't hate-follow that account, but I do hate-follow some accounts. I did that on Twitter, anyway. It's masochistic, but I also like sending screenshots of Red Scare posts to friends to engage in a little roasting fun.

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

*brings an iced coffee to a knife fight* Hey guys! [rattles ice] What's going on?

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I try to avoid kink-shaming, but to the guys who repost porn videos where they cut out the audio (you know, of the pretty lady making sexy noises) and replace it with shit like "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down: Like... what's going on there? What are you feeling when you do that?

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I just rewatched this sketch within the last 2 weeks. Still really funny, and all it is is Phil Hartman saying something in a really funny way a bunch of times, and dammit, that's all a sketch needed sometimes.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's anxiety-inducing and embarrassing when my niceness makes them suspicious, and it's hard to not also feel indignant when it's someone I wouldn't date with a gun to my head. Like, you're pretty, but I know you post astrology memes and eat chicken nuggets every day. *I* am humoring *you*, weirdo.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's tricky being nice when you're a fat slob, because a lot of women have had bad experiences with losers getting attached to them after misreading their politeness for interest. When I'm too nice, a visible thought bubble appears over the woman's head: "Ugggh, this poor fatso is IN LOVE with me."

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Also Mark Hammil kind of stunk. He got better at acting over the years.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

To be fair: What he actually said isn't as stupid as the headline portrays it.

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

a month of perusing tiktok has convinced me it's about as evil musk twitter. so much of the content is just people who know nothing advising their followers to be bad people with a thin psychological justification.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

TRUMP: Lindsey and I were in a very close "duprass," as the late, great Bokonon called it. ME (wearing a Winchell fedora with a "PRESS" card tucked into it, raising my pen from my steno pad): Sir, that's Cat's Cradle, not Slaughterhouse. TRUMP: I'm naming Kilgore Trout as Chancellor of America.

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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don't think he did. That stupid consideration would still be working at a higher level than where his head was at when he wrote that crap .

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