Reposted by Microplastics SommelierMichael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 40mmfw I’m invited to something 081
Reposted by Microplastics SommelierJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 3hI’m considering taking up smoking for the eccentric lighters. 91056
Reposted by Microplastics SommelierMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 10hif we felt like it, we could make the ambiguous legal status of children born on airplanes a matter of as significant public controversy as transgender athletes since each affects roughly the same number of people 14613
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 1hwhat can we say, the francoists just wanted it more 110
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 1hwe're at the end of game 1 and the reviews are in 0290
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 1hi'd feel more optimistic if anyone on this team remembered how to swing a bat 100
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 2hi just want to see the red sox win another 9 or 10 world serieses before i die i don't think that's asking a lot 1211
Reposted by Microplastics SommelierMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 6h"Did or did you not portray Munkustrap in the 2019 adaptation of Cats?" 3685
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 2h"cam schlittler" is a name so ludicrously unfortunate that it robs any joy we'd get from nicknameifying him. can't come up with anything meaner than what's he's already got. 3160
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 3h“You know Boston fans, that’s just how it is. We’re aggressive back home and we’re gonna try to get under people’s skin. They just picked the wrong guy to do it to and the wrong team to do it to.” yeah dipshit, we woke up and "picked" hating the yankees. 180
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 3h"I wouldn’t say I’m always on my phone looking for that stuff,” Schlittler said. “At the same time, I don’t really live under a rock as well. I’ve found ways to use that to my advantage. I think I’m good at keeping receipts.” honestly fuck this guyboston.comYankees ace Cam Schlittler says he’s ‘keeping receipts’ from Red Sox fansAhead of an anticipated playoff rematch with the Red Sox, Yankees ace Cam Schlittler had more words for Red Sox fans. 131
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 4hfair warning that this is about to become a deranged anti-yankee hate account and i cannot be held responsible for my words or actions 101547
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 6h"Did or did you not portray Munkustrap in the 2019 adaptation of Cats?" 3685
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 8hIN THE CLERB WE ALL _____ ____ / \ | o | | FAM | / ___\| | _________ / | _| _| | _| _| 1140
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 8hit’s discrimination against barely literate hacks like me who rely on cheap visual jokes 2441
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 10hstatic.klipy.comMan's Funny Mind Blown ReactionAlt: Man's Funny Mind Blown Reaction 010
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 10hif we felt like it, we could make the ambiguous legal status of children born on airplanes a matter of as significant public controversy as transgender athletes since each affects roughly the same number of people 14613
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 15hthe evelyn normielib to post-apocalyptic warlord pipeline is real 130
Reposted by Microplastics SommelierMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026according to noaa, rain is stored in the southwest 1231246
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 16hliberal women seriously resting on their laurels right now. hurry up and get with it already! 3352
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 16hyou know what they say—if you flip off one cybertruck you just saw one asshole, if you flip off three cybertrucks it means you’ve just seen three assholes. 0491
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 16hwho was poor richard but the first poster 030
Reposted by Microplastics Sommeliergamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress 1001809196
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it's the girl jesus is dating at the beginning of the movie before he gets his big makeover 11011
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026according to noaa, rain is stored in the southwest 1231246
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i feel changed by what i've seen here today 050
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026are you all set for "random tupperwares that won't fit in the dishwasher or stack together" or should that be a wedding present? 080
Reposted by Microplastics SommelierJames Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Love this energy 237934
Reposted by Microplastics SommelierBlaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026via Tim Branin of Simpsons Bortposting® 332540
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026these guys don’t care much about results as long as they can use some announcement to signal to the stupids 010
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026they are trying to erase our history 😢 9444
Reposted by Microplastics SommelierMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026oh so you’d be happy if trump died? just because you hate him and think he’s a monster? you’re comfortable admitting you don’t care if evil people die? wow, so much for your supposedly lofty code of morality i just imagined. 2829
Reposted by Microplastics SommelierAJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today's attendance: 20,411. Suck it, Rays. You're the third most popular team in your own city. 0235
Reposted by Microplastics SommelierJean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do school vouchers disproportionately favor white kids? Up next we ask that question to Janet Normal from Parents for Public Education and Marcus Hitler from American Falange, Turning Point USA’s paramilitary wing. 37514
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026can’t say it much better than this 1328
Reposted by Microplastics Sommelierfishttp:// @fishttp.website · 02/10/2025all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd 72354768
Reposted by Microplastics SommelierMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026big naturals < large roundies 2401
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i hope he announces that he just made communism illegal 0180
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/09/20263-game playoff serieses are a crime against the memory of cornelius baseball (the inventor of baseball) 010
Reposted by Microplastics Sommelierlog̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My god... the coffee scale is screaming 641158
