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Law things/civil rights/human rights. 🍤🥂💄✨

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Going on record to say that for any company in America given the choice between 1. AI productivity gains mean our 10,000 employees can work 4 days a week. 2. AI productivity gains mean we can layoff 2,000 employees and have 8,000 people work 5 days a week. None will choose option (1).
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So anyway really weird day for TN’s AG’s office thoughts and prayers I guess.
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
IMHO the only thing this can do is damage Yates’ reputation. Nobody asked me. But🤷‍♀️
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would like to discuss how she uses the words “let go” and then this goes on to read like a LinkedIn post about being laid off. I would like us to stop turning every aspect of our lives into a humiliation ritual. It simply is not required.
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tennessee was really like what if instead of delivering justice and human dignity we created a legal and ethical morass of unprecedented complexity and weight. Unforced error of the absolute highest order.
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If Christa Pike lives the state of Tennessee is going to be in such a fkn pickle. Like the civilian mind cannot comprehend the layers of legal problems.
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gonna need Big Bob to weigh in on this one
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh “oops”
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is why I get squeamish when people start talking about “victim centered” justice. Respectfully.
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Quick reminder that no medical professional, by their code of ethics, is permitted to participate in this process and the only way they do is through state laws that offer them anonymity and immunity. They’re ah…not sending their best people. Kinda makes you think maybe we shouldn’t be doing this.
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fortunately I have been advocating for a caregiver stipend since the dawn of time. Next.
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I gotta be honest folks I don’t really have it in me to get worked up about the Cornell 7 even though on an intellectual level I’m apoplectic. This is how it is, it’s how it’s been. Like. The president is an adjudicated rapist. What am I even supposed to do with this information anymore.
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The DA’s position appears to be that Jane Doe approached his office in 2024 to allege…what, exactly? Nothing? Please.
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s kinda like microdosing It Happening
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think another lesson to take from the loss of both Dolly and Tim Curry is that neither of them took themselves seriously but they took the work dead serious that's the most important thing pour all of yourself into the craft but have fun and don't get an ego.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton was one of pop culture’s most prolific philanthropists, supporting causes like early childhood literacy, wildlife conservation and the development of the Covid-19 vaccine. She became so effective at distributing her own money that the ultrawealthy asked her to distribute theirs.
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Dolly Parton’s Other Legacy: A Fortune Given Away, Dollar by Dollar
The country star supported early childhood literacy, disaster relief, the development of the Covid-19 vaccine and more.
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m sorry I’m stuck on cognitive neuroscientist
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
you don't have to let this guy walk free among you
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 12/06/2026
Getting dressed down by a judge because "if you don't have the ability to employ a staff of paralegals you're not good enough to practice law" is a hell of a thing to hear on the day Elon becomes a trillionaire.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/06/2026
*bravely* I might do my job now
The Senate's 'Bumpy Ride' 
After losing his primary, Senator John Cornyn says he is eager to flex his political freedom. "We've got some cards to play."
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
past two american presidents both like “why are you doing this, pls stop. i know its not in your heart” to benjamin netanyahu
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 01/06/2026
Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
the discovery bonanza around shit like "CFO's Claude prompts" is gonna yield some new modern classics if it hasn't already. time to clean up those files
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I mean. Color me disappointed but not surprised.
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Ilana Glazer and I are both proud Jewish New Yorkers who believe unapologetically that our safety is inextricably bound up with that of our neighbors, including Palestinians. And that AIPAC and the candidates they support aren’t making any of us safer or freer.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/05/2026
Dear media, You don't have to say "E Jean Carroll accused Trump of defamation and rape." You can say "Trump defamed and raped E Jean Carroll." It's been adjudicated. Thank you
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The allegations? punishing DOJ lawyers for acting ethically, mishandling Epstein victim's info, & allowing charges to brought w/o probable cause The Florida Bar MUST investigate -TN
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This is both tremendously weird and also feels vaguely antisemitic.
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Matthew Stiegler @matthewstiegler.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This is disturbing behavior. The judge didn’t just repeatedly lie in writing about his own innocence: he targeted the clerk he thought had reported him. (From the CA11 judicial counsel opinion.)
C. The Subject Judge's Initial Response and Follow-up Emails
Later that same day, the Subject Judge submitted a response. lº The Subject Judge characterized the allegations as "outrageous" and "baseless" and specifically denied each one." Apparently aware that Law Clerk A was the source of the allegations, the Subject Judge noted that the judge had repeatedly chastised Law Clerk A for performance issues, including "being on [the clerk's] cell phone in court and in the office," "arriving to the office late," and wearing attire that the judge considered "too casual." The Subject Judge implied that Law Clerk A might have made allegations as a means of retaliating against the Subject Judge. 12
Also on September 29, 2025, the Subject Judge sent two emails to the Chief District Judge
(and copied the district court clerk). In the first, sent at 9:54 AM, the Subject Judge wrote:
Good morning. I was just now told that one of my law clerks has accused me of some very inappropriate conduct, including the way I treat my law clerks. I also received a letter from Chief Judge Pryor I am astounded and confused, and have no idea what this clerk is referring to or why [the clerk] has made such allegations. My only thought is that because I spoke with this same law clerk about being on [the clerk's'] phone while in court, and 1 also recently told [the clerk] I wanted [the clerk] to work in the office rather than remotely, [the clerk] is upset with me. I just went and asked my career law clerk whether anything close to what [the clerk] is describing has ever occurred (including cursing my law clerks and claiming I had martinis with my friend... prior to having court). My career clerk said [the career clerk] had no idea what I was talking about. I invite you to please do a full investigation, including speaking with all of my staff. As you may imagine, I am very upset about this, and am not quite sure what steps to take next. '3
In a subsequent email, sent at 10:13 AM, the Subject Judge…
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Fuck this shit
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Matthew Stiegler @matthewstiegler.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Good point
“I am not arguing that the judge should have been prosecuted. But the gap is worth seeing clearly. A federal defendant who lies to an FBI agent in a materially comparable way can face criminal exposure measured in years. A defendant who lies during a federal investigation can have months added to a sentence under the Sentencing Guidelines' obstruction enhancement at §3C1.1. A federal judge who lies to the chief judge of his circuit, in writing, twice, in matters material to a misconduct investigation, gets an apology assignment and an agreement not to serve on certain committees. The asymmetry is visibility as much as severity.
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Why is this a private reprimand?
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I find it very strange that we unequivocally equate "nonviolent" with "less harmful." Attempting to overthrow the democratically elected government is a hell of a lot more harmful than many--perhaps nearly all--violent crimes, and should be punished accordingly.
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Hey quick question WHAT
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
a synthesis of AI opinions: people who choose whether to use it and choose how to use it like it a lot, and people who are compelled to use it or forced to use it for certain tasks resent the shit out of it
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Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
There is no meaningful solution to our democracy problems that does not require reforming the judiciary first.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The majority's holding is: "election" doesn't mean what it says in the Virginia Code and how it has always been interpreted, it has a new amorphous meaning we sharked up from every other source we could imagine.
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oh one hundo percent I think about this all the time
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Cait (spooky edition 🦇) @caitesq.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
One non-trivial thing that law schools, law firms, famous people, etc. could do: Stop treating the Supreme Court conservatives with respect. Don't invite them to speak. If your organization invites them, don't go. If you run into them at a party, pretend not to know who they are, or turn your back.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 27/04/2026
I still think Jeffries' "gotta keep your powder dry" in perpetuity approach is bad but this is the opposite end of the spectrum from that and it's at least as ridiculous
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I was more shaken by an expiration date on a yogurt this morning
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I feel so, so badly for the poor White House Correspondents who had to come face to face with the same threat that your average 5th grader faces when walking to Reading class
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Stabbing Guy Meme

the pic is done in a somewhat realistic cartoon/animated style

on the left is a man with brown hair, brown mustache, and orange shirt. he has both arms raised out in front of him as if to ward off or defend against an attacker. this man has text over his head that reads "Me trying not to eat a bunch of cheese"

on the right is another man and he looks like a straight up bad apple. he is wearing blue jeans and a lighter blue 3/4 zip (i am estimating here). he has blonde hair and a blonde goatee but he has the traditional male pattern baldness. he looks to be advancing towards the defending man and in his right hand, he is holding a knife threateningly. this man also has text laid over him that reads "A bunch of cheese"
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Literally the vibe is “ok call me when it actually happens idc”
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Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
When are we gonna have the conversation about practitioners sneaking whole ass ideas into the actual law via uncited propositions in treatises they write in their clients’ interests. I am ready to talk 😅
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Don Zeko @donzeko.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
One of the most consistently infuriating things about the criminal legal system is how little anyone in a position of authority cares about determining what does and does not work.
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I had no idea this was happening! The LBB folks take an entertaining spin through what is, I will confess, one of the more joyfully surreal experiences of my life podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
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The Robot Lawyer Who Was Neither
Podcast Episode · Lawyers Behaving Badly · April 13 · 1h 30m
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