Reposted by LaurenDare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Going on record to say that for any company in America given the choice between 1. AI productivity gains mean our 10,000 employees can work 4 days a week. 2. AI productivity gains mean we can layoff 2,000 employees and have 8,000 people work 5 days a week. None will choose option (1). 2332955
Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So anyway really weird day for TN’s AG’s office thoughts and prayers I guess. 010
Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026IMHO the only thing this can do is damage Yates’ reputation. Nobody asked me. But🤷♀️ 000
Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I would like to discuss how she uses the words “let go” and then this goes on to read like a LinkedIn post about being laid off. I would like us to stop turning every aspect of our lives into a humiliation ritual. It simply is not required. 010
Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tennessee was really like what if instead of delivering justice and human dignity we created a legal and ethical morass of unprecedented complexity and weight. Unforced error of the absolute highest order. 010
Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If Christa Pike lives the state of Tennessee is going to be in such a fkn pickle. Like the civilian mind cannot comprehend the layers of legal problems. 020
Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is why I get squeamish when people start talking about “victim centered” justice. Respectfully. 100
Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Quick reminder that no medical professional, by their code of ethics, is permitted to participate in this process and the only way they do is through state laws that offer them anonymity and immunity. They’re ah…not sending their best people. Kinda makes you think maybe we shouldn’t be doing this. 010
Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fortunately I have been advocating for a caregiver stipend since the dawn of time. Next. 021
Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I gotta be honest folks I don’t really have it in me to get worked up about the Cornell 7 even though on an intellectual level I’m apoplectic. This is how it is, it’s how it’s been. Like. The president is an adjudicated rapist. What am I even supposed to do with this information anymore. 030
Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The DA’s position appears to be that Jane Doe approached his office in 2024 to allege…what, exactly? Nothing? Please. 110
Reposted by LaurenDanielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I think another lesson to take from the loss of both Dolly and Tim Curry is that neither of them took themselves seriously but they took the work dead serious that's the most important thing pour all of yourself into the craft but have fun and don't get an ego. 37108242302
Reposted by LaurenThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 27/08/2026Dolly Parton was one of pop culture’s most prolific philanthropists, supporting causes like early childhood literacy, wildlife conservation and the development of the Covid-19 vaccine. She became so effective at distributing her own money that the ultrawealthy asked her to distribute theirs.nyti.msDolly Parton’s Other Legacy: A Fortune Given Away, Dollar by DollarThe country star supported early childhood literacy, disaster relief, the development of the Covid-19 vaccine and more. 323148
Reposted by Laurendr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/07/2026you don't have to let this guy walk free among you 192167304
Reposted by LaurenSheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 12/06/2026Getting dressed down by a judge because "if you don't have the ability to employ a staff of paralegals you're not good enough to practice law" is a hell of a thing to hear on the day Elon becomes a trillionaire. 616625
Reposted by LaurenPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/06/2026*bravely* I might do my job now 1396060638
Reposted by LaurenMatt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 02/06/2026past two american presidents both like “why are you doing this, pls stop. i know its not in your heart” to benjamin netanyahu 421417
Reposted by LaurenMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 01/06/2026Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks. 955378605212
Reposted by Laurendr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/06/2026the discovery bonanza around shit like "CFO's Claude prompts" is gonna yield some new modern classics if it hasn't already. time to clean up those files 1039135
Reposted by LaurenBrad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Ilana Glazer and I are both proud Jewish New Yorkers who believe unapologetically that our safety is inextricably bound up with that of our neighbors, including Palestinians. And that AIPAC and the candidates they support aren’t making any of us safer or freer. 241641301
Reposted by LaurenAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/05/2026Dear media, You don't have to say "E Jean Carroll accused Trump of defamation and rape." You can say "Trump defamed and raped E Jean Carroll." It's been adjudicated. Thank you 276147014548
Reposted by LaurenNorm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026The allegations? punishing DOJ lawyers for acting ethically, mishandling Epstein victim's info, & allowing charges to brought w/o probable cause The Florida Bar MUST investigate -TN 171243294
Reposted by LaurenNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026This is both tremendously weird and also feels vaguely antisemitic. 2979087
Reposted by LaurenMatthew Stiegler @matthewstiegler.bsky.social · 27/05/2026This is disturbing behavior. The judge didn’t just repeatedly lie in writing about his own innocence: he targeted the clerk he thought had reported him. (From the CA11 judicial counsel opinion.) 5409
Reposted by LaurenRaffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Why is this a private reprimand? 34723155
Reposted by LaurenJosh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I find it very strange that we unequivocally equate "nonviolent" with "less harmful." Attempting to overthrow the democratically elected government is a hell of a lot more harmful than many--perhaps nearly all--violent crimes, and should be punished accordingly. 621460286
Reposted by Laurenghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 13/05/2026a synthesis of AI opinions: people who choose whether to use it and choose how to use it like it a lot, and people who are compelled to use it or forced to use it for certain tasks resent the shit out of it 3242441
Reposted by LaurenJustin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026There is no meaningful solution to our democracy problems that does not require reforming the judiciary first. 041
Reposted by LaurenMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 08/05/2026The majority's holding is: "election" doesn't mean what it says in the Virginia Code and how it has always been interpreted, it has a new amorphous meaning we sharked up from every other source we could imagine. 1339188
Reposted by LaurenCait (spooky edition 🦇) @caitesq.bsky.social · 30/04/2026One non-trivial thing that law schools, law firms, famous people, etc. could do: Stop treating the Supreme Court conservatives with respect. Don't invite them to speak. If your organization invites them, don't go. If you run into them at a party, pretend not to know who they are, or turn your back. 316447
Reposted by LaurenIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 27/04/2026I still think Jeffries' "gotta keep your powder dry" in perpetuity approach is bad but this is the opposite end of the spectrum from that and it's at least as ridiculous 12777
Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I was more shaken by an expiration date on a yogurt this morning 142
Reposted by LaurenRavishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I feel so, so badly for the poor White House Correspondents who had to come face to face with the same threat that your average 5th grader faces when walking to Reading class 19286471935
Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Literally the vibe is “ok call me when it actually happens idc” 030
Lauren @laurenatlaw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026When are we gonna have the conversation about practitioners sneaking whole ass ideas into the actual law via uncited propositions in treatises they write in their clients’ interests. I am ready to talk 😅 060
Reposted by LaurenDon Zeko @donzeko.bsky.social · 14/04/2026One of the most consistently infuriating things about the criminal legal system is how little anyone in a position of authority cares about determining what does and does not work. 428980
Reposted by LaurenKathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I had no idea this was happening! The LBB folks take an entertaining spin through what is, I will confess, one of the more joyfully surreal experiences of my life podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...podcasts.apple.comThe Robot Lawyer Who Was NeitherPodcast Episode · Lawyers Behaving Badly · April 13 · 1h 30m 711717