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Dennis Goris | Cartoons @dennisgoris.bsky.social · 10h
A moment of silence please
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Lauowolf @lauowolf.bsky.social · 4h
alt pls
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Flynn 🌹🪬 @cavalaxis.bsky.social · 5h
I still can't get over fan fic being a public thing. Like no, we were a secret slash society with secret flower crown handshakes, us and our 100k other friends. Oh the shade we threw. Now, the kids are out here on main demanding to be canon? WtAF.
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Cecilia @gaiacecilia.bsky.social · 16h
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Does grumpy old person impression while rereading one of my many 'I wanted this to end differently' fics*
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 6h
And frankly if they won't at least commit to astral marriage I don't think they're invested enough in Fandom to be allowed to come up with conspiracy theories.
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 7h
I will not. I will recklessly and profligately wish for Astarionspouses. I want some batshit fans channeling the character himself to deliver pronouncements about the book and the video game and everything else including fanfiction.
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strixus @strixus.bsky.social · 6h
I am so looking forward to this hitting the subreddit and tumblr. Mostly so I know which accounts to block more sock puppets of. Its been like whackamole over there. They aren't even GOOD socks. Kids these days don't make dozens of them in advance so they are aged and have back stories!
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 6h
It's a religious movement spawned by Harry Potter Fandom in which middle aged women believed themselves to be married to Severus Snape on the astral plane
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 6h
This is why it's important to always keep a hand over your potion.
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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 6h
I met one at Walmart in Austin going to pick up the sixth book on midnight release for my wife. Dressed up in the green robes, carrying a stuffed doll she called her husband, the whole nine yards. It was weird.
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 7h
Out here claiming a voice actor scratched his nose to warn them about a book, that's barely fan batshittery at all. YOU PEOPLE GET OUT THERE AND MARRY ASTARION ON THE ASTRAL PLANE OR ADMIT YOU LACK GUMPTION
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 7h
I REFUSE TO RESPECT ASTARION FANDOM'S COMMITMENT UNTIL THEY PRODUCE THE EQUIVALENT OF SNAPEWIVES.
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 16h
Back in MY day we got mad and wrote a 100,000 word fix it fic. Fandom these days is SOFT I TELL YOU they would never survive the things I have seen
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Julie Dillon @juliedillon.bsky.social · 7h
I came close to ruining this, but I brought it back from the brink with gouache and color pencils 👌 My issue was that simply rendering it felt not "enough," I wanted to experiment more and have something more abstracted, but most of that just made a mess (which was mostly fixable).
A watercolor painting of a horned satyr in profile, grasping the foot of a figure seated above him so that the foot is cradled against his neck and chest. The rest of the figure is not shown, other than their other foot, which rests playfully on the satyr's forehead. The colors are warm oranges, browns and yellow-gold with lavender accents.
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 11h
When Andrew Dice Clay hosted SNL, cast member Nora Dunn walked out that week. She expected fully to be fired but she still absolutely refused to work with an unfunny racist misogynist. She did not lose her job and Clay never hosted again. Why is Gillis a repeat host when he's worse every time?
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Arkansas Advocate @arkansasadvocate.com · 11h
Cotton’s absence takes center stage at debate between Arkansas’ US Senate candidates arkansasadvocate.com/2026/10/12/c...
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Cotton’s absence takes center stage at debate between Arkansas’ US Senate candidates | Arkansas Advocate
Republican U.S. Sen. Tom Cotton was not in the room as his Democratic and Libertarian challengers debated Monday, but criticism of the Arkansas lawmaker’s record and his absence from the debate took c...
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alice_mation @alicemation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ARTIST PSA! Kirumade is targeting small artists and not paying what they are owed. This video goes into more detail about the shady goings on and lists their sister companies at the end Please share with your art friends! youtu.be/lKFqlS9wO90?...
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Edward Luce @edwardluce.bsky.social · 6h
“Another US president would be pressuring Russia to stop slaughtering innocents. Trump is instead giving them the means to kill more.” Me on Trump’s darkest turn yet against Ukraine. as.ft.com/r/0f7ee7f8-3...
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Why Trump is going for Zelenskyy’s jugular
No matter how much America’s allies urge the president to back Ukraine, he cannot forgive its leader for showing up his dealmaking impotence
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10h
This morning, the federal government turned the full force of the Department of Homeland Security against a sitting member of Congress for the offense of disagreeing with the White House.

The path to citizenship should not be weaponized against anyone, including Rep. Ilhan Omar, a naturalized American who swore an oath to this country — the same one that I took.

The promise of citizenship should not be contingent on someone agreeing with the federal government.
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spud-potato.bsky.social @spud-potato.bsky.social · 14h
so many things she simply didn't write in those books and just claimed to be canon years later.
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Talcott @talcott.bsky.social · 15h
It's extra rich with Harry Potter because she goes to absurd lengths to keep herself attached to the art. Even before her anti trans pivot it was a fandom in joke that she loved retroactively inserting stuff in her stories and telling people how they were supposed to react to story beats.
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Dragon Nexus @dragonnexus.bsky.social · 16h
It's the same as "Separate the art from the artist" after all. Another thing to justify doing something they know is bad but don't want to feel bad about.
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Talcott @talcott.bsky.social · 16h
I swear there was a time people replied with the "let people enjoy things" comment any time I mentioned Rowling used Harry Potter money to hurt trans people.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 7h
lukewarm take: Your creative work "going viral" mostly sucks, actually
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 6h
What if #SpookySeason is pretty? 🪶
A crow flies in front of orange cloudsAnother crow, side view, against orange clouds
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Lauowolf @lauowolf.bsky.social · 5h
It's KICKSTARTER They've got to meet the goal 69 more hours to do it
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Chicken WingDings 🇵🇸 @ebridget.bsky.social · 9h
Ms Rachel from the top ropes
From Ms Rachel's account on Threads, she writes, "CORECIVIC, a company that makes hundreds of millions locking up KIDS in immigration detention
has a PAC that's sending campaign checks to Senator Susan Collins of Maine.
Susan Collins chairs the Senate committee that writes ICE's budget.
ICE is CoreCivic's customer.
The company gets paid out of a budget she controls, and it pays into her campaign."
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Dr Jeremy Walker @jeremywalker.bsky.social · 7h
Unexpected? The energy is FREE! Once the solar, battery & EVs are built, zero mining, offshore oil drilling, refineries, pipelines, oil tankers or trucks are needed for endless energy. 100% RE & EVs means no need to bomb people to steal their sun, nor for #Auspol to grovel to the 🤑🤡🇺🇸 Oil Empire.
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BLACKCATFOXRABBIT 🇨🇴🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🐾 @blackcatfoxrabbit.bsky.social · 7h
@mayor.nyc.gov 👎🏻
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David @daverino.bsky.social · 7h
“It would be easy to dismiss erratic, contradictory & increasingly rapid changes in proclamations from Trump about Ukraine, & US diesel purchases from Russia, if it wasn't for US making threats to Europe about cutting intelligence & military procurements to Ukraine” www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10...
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Behind Trump's war of words on Ukraine is a worrying threat
It is hard to see Donald Trump's shifting position on Ukraine as a clear strategic change, and not one driven principally by soaring fuel prices ahead of the US mid-term elections.
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Simon Rosenberg @simonrosenberg.bsky.social · 5h
The malignant narcissist and hyper-dangerous psychopath who the Australian govt has signed over the nation's defence strategy to. #EndAUKUS #auspol
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Disguising yourself as a civilian in order to carry out a lethal attack is called perfidy and it’s one of the most serious of war crimes. The usual punishment is execution.
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U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 12h
Those of you who are angry and feeling hopeless about the lack of immediate contempt findings and sanctions in the golf course case (the hearing for which is still ongoing) might benefit from reading the transcript of the July 2nd hearing. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Transcript – #60 in DC PRESERVATION LEAGUE v. DEPARTMENT OF INTERIOR (D.D.C., 1:26-cv-00477) – CourtListener.com
TRANSCRIPT OF MOTION HEARING before Judge Ana C. Reyes held on July 2, 2026; Page Numbers: 1-130. Court Reporter Sonja L. Reeves, RDR, CRR, Telephone number (202) 354-3246, Transcripts may be ordered ...
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A wealth of resources here for anyone trying to understand what’s happening in India.
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"In 1942, the British arrested the leaders before dawn,believing a movement dies when its leaders are taken. It did not Modi-Shah's playbook is the same: close the roads, call it illegal, detain ppl.. If any of us is stopped tomorrow, the one standing beside us carries it on" x.com/neha_aisa/st...
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Neha (@neha_aisa) on X
To my generation, There comes a moment in the life of every generation when it must choose between comfort and conscience. For us, that moment has come again. In July, we stepped out onto the streets and a union minister resigned. We have done this before. In 1942, the British arrested the leade…
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 13h
Helping.
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Eels Song | The Mighty Boosh | BBC Studios
YouTube video by BBC Studios
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Bravo @bravolimapoppa.bsky.social · 6h
Could be worse. Could have wanted an octopus.
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 16h
How can you say no to that face?
That's a moray.
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Jordan @cocktailchem.bsky.social · 16h
This is how you end up with a basement full of fish. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJUI...
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Raising BIG fish in a home cistern (with @CowTurtle, the Eel Pit guy)
YouTube video by Adam Ragusea
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Aaron Ward Esq. @aaronwardesq.bsky.social · 15h
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wombatpm.bsky.social @wombatpm.bsky.social · 15h
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
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sara @ghoulsis.bsky.social · 11h
🎶Stick your hand in a crack And you don't get it back That's a moray🎵
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Mad Bastard @madbastard-v2.bsky.social · 16h
When you swim in the sea, and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 16h
MORE A EEL
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 13h
My rice lorry is full of eels.
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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 15h
When eel thoughts hit your brain And your work is a pain That's a moray
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Botulism-Suffused Dairy @davidhsiegel.bsky.social · 15h
When your intrusive thoughts Sound like eel-selling bots
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🎃 Robin Bobcat 🎃 @robinbobcat.bsky.social · 16h
🎵When an eel on the mind Causes work to fall behind That's a moray...🎵
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 16h
See…you need to be getting paid in eels
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Timmothy Frink @twifferthegnu.bsky.social · 16h
brain just wants more "that's a moray!" puns?
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