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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 18h

Don Mattingly let his starter go for 116 pitches in this game and that is fucking insane.

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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 18h

Just saw a "Manscaped" commercial (thanks, MLB TV) that had the tag line "the greatest invention known to man's groin" and, uh, I can think of a few better ones.

Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 19h

And this is the shit he will GLEEFULLY admit to.

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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 20h

What in God's holy name is this idiot blathering about?

Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 20h

Didn't everyone despise that storyline? I mean if you rework the story it might work, but that would mean a LOT of rewriting.

Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 21h

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I see this a lot with these headlines but the thing happening was that there was a literally unprecedented surge of people showing up at the southern border, going to a CBP officer and saying “hey can I stay,” and then getting told “no” Whatever your opinion on that, it’s not what Trump is doing

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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 20h

You saw this when Trump got back into office and online leftists were saying "The Mossad trains ICE!" and that's just farcical on its face. Where? Why? On what time scale? The IDF doesn't need to pose as leftists saying stupid anti-semitic shit because those people are already on that.

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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 22h

I can't wait for this charismaless toady to lose 48 states.

Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 22h

Guess we know who's getting shitcanned next.

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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 22h

That whole section is unappreciated comedy gold. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/script... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Part 1/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update. A priest confronts a kid for falling asleep in church. The kid starts to recite Acts 20:9-11 as his explanation. He says : "And there sat in a window a certain young man named Eutychus, being fallen into a deep sleep: and as Paul was long preaching, he sunk down with sleep, and fell down from the third loft, and was taken up dead. And Paul went down, and fell on him, and embracing him said, Trouble not yourselves; for his life is in him. When he therefore was come up again, and had broken bread, and eaten, and talked a long while, even till break of day, so he departed.”

Part 2/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update. After quoting the Bible verse, the kid explains "Paul’s preaching was so boring a kid literally fell out a third story window and had to be resurrected just to hear more sermon, and you’re mad at ME for finding you boring?" The final panel cuts to a later scene, where the priest declares "the scripture memorization prize is officially canceled. We will now be rewarding doing what I say."

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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 23h

This is so very, very BlueSky. Someone with detailed knowledge and experience about a specific situation comes and explains, in-depth, why something happened. And then there's this kind of response.

Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 23h

I worked for some years adjudicating unemployment cases. I was EXTREMELY unsympathetic to people who got fired for being late UNLESS the bus was their primary method of transportation. Then I dug into schedules (sometimes only 1 bus per hour!) and reported delays on the days in question.

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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 23h

Today in History: In 1935, the Hoover Dam in the southwestern US was dedicated, so go enjoy this dam day. Do whatever you dam well please. I don't give a dam if you take a dam trip, go see some dam sights, eat a good dam meal, or have a dam drink or two. It's your dam decision to make.

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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Okay, should it come down to the White Sox and the Padres in the World Series, who does the Pope pick?

ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Addendum: To be both fair and clear, the oldest Simon sibling did not resort to calling me a "dirtbag." But enveloped as he was in his deepening conviction and growing agita over this matter, I fear that he thought as much:

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What is the fucking point of having all that money if you're gonna go suck Donald Trump's rancid asshole until you've swallowed his molars.

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This is the face that Wile E. Coyote makes right before his elaborate trap crushes him.

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These ambulatory cum rags are either so stupid they believe this or have nothing but contempt for the rubes they're trying to sell it to.

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You've suddenly remembered that you hired Kristi Noem to dog-sit.

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This goddamned corrupt, self-dealing piece of shit.

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How is it that someone so incredibly vain always looks like total shit?

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Okay, so this is funny. They want the uncut Orval Faubus shit. They wanna mash that "racism" button even harder, and if you aren't onboard with that, you're next up against the wall. Hell, they'd be mad at the Willie Horton ad because the hands weren't covered in blood.

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An 8-figure deal for a movie that exactly 8 people will see? Solid economics, brah.

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This is utter horseshit. THE FREE DAY CARE WILL BE AVAILABLE TO STAY-AT-HOME PARENTS AS WELL, FUCKWIT. Which means you wouldn't have to have one parent's salary going right to childcare, which means a larger disposable income. And he knows that. He's just being a twat.

Yes, if you take Viagra, you are, in fact, raping yourself. *drinks varnish*

I mean, if you're in an alley shooting craps, sure. Otherwise? I don't think so.

I'm sure all the right-wingers will have very normal responses to tonight's MNF national anthem performance.

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Why would you want gin in your coffee or a soda that tastes like the shittiest bro-brewery IPA out there.

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Henry David Thoreau's older brother John died of tetanus in 1842, aged 27, after cutting himself shaving. In case you're wondering why all those nineteenth-century dudes had such bitchin' beards? This is why. Shaving could be fatal. Anyone who pines for the past is a goddamned fool.

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Every day this man does irreparable damage to the United States of America. Every. Goddamn. Day. This is your periodic reminder that the putrid Republican cowards in Congress could put a stop to this madness at any time but refuse to do so.

Motherfucker you have been President for almost six full years. When are you gonna do any of this shit? And how goddamn much did he spend on this ridiculously awful thing? A child with a smartphone could make a better fuckin' commercial than this pile of shit.

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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!

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And it's no, nae Nazis. No, nae Nazis no more!

Jordan Kay @jnatc.im · 27/09/2026

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"It was never true that exposing disabled people to COVID-19 amounted to eugenics. It’s absolutely wild to suggest now—in 2026 when the risk posed by COVID-19 is very low—that not wearing a mask around people with a disability is some sort of nefarious act."

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The Last Ditch Mask Fight: What Are The Risks of COVID-19 in 2026?

A discussion that we’re still somehow having

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Please tell me how this society is "actively hostile towards children" in a way that doesn't involve minor inconveniences to you. I'm so sorry that cities contain other people, some of them who listen to "music that contains a lot of curse words." The fuck is this, the 1870s?

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I despise this stupid, mean little twat.

1. Stop putting these shitbag liars on the television. 2. If only this guy had some ability to do something about this.

1. I like whiskey 2. I like bourbon 3. I like gin 4. I like tequila 5. I like vodka 6. I like scotch 7. I like mezcal 8. I like sake 9. I like rum 10. I like cognac 11. I like arrack 12. I like schnapps 13. I like soju 14. I like absinthe 15. I like Malört

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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Stop putting these shitbag liars on the television.

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Every time this article comes around, this is the takeaway for subscribers:

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i autofail anyone who doesn't come into an interview with an alocholic drink because i am NOT tolerating a subordinate who gets the shakes at work

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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Apples and trees and whatnot.