Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 8hDoyenPet! I’ve been getting the truffle toys for Maury for a while. The ice cream was free with the last order I got from them, but I don’t see it in the store right now.etsy.comDOYENPET - EtsyShop items by DOYENPET. 110
Reposted by Mandatory Work RetreatMovies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 8hReading historical newspapers aimed at the Black American community like the Savannah Tribune and the Chicago Defender is an essential component to understanding context. "Context" is often weaponized to silence criticism of old timey racist and we need to bring in real context to fight back. 26112
Reposted by Mandatory Work RetreatJaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 15h👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 8978
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 14hI just realized that I never read that. Is it pretty neat? 210
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 14hBully, you are way too young for that second one! 010
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 14hEspecially because they consider Vlad Dracul to be a national hero! 010
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 14hOh god, yikes. Also, making a child eat diet food is…wow. Sorry you had to deal with that. 120
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 14hi never did find out which one i am even though i followed that bot 010
Reposted by Mandatory Work Retreatactually madeleine is the scientist🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 14h*to a lesbian couple with children* so which one of you is wire mother and which one is cloth mother 02710
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 14hTrue, that’s an excellent notion that is complete unto itself and requires no additional ornament. 010
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 15hHe could also do an 18th century style tune about periwigs, I bet he’d look great in a frock coat, or at least alarming. 110
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 21hThis is an incredibly niche joke for a cat account to make (complimentary) 110
Reposted by Mandatory Work Retreat🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 13/10/2026No, no, Dade the it gose like thise🎶Hamg downe yourse hed, Tom Duely. Hamg downe yourse hed and crie. Pour boi, yourse bownd to dye…🎶 510915
Reposted by Mandatory Work RetreatMount St. Helens Archive @mountsthelens1980.bsky.social · 13/10/2026May 18, 1980 | Chopper Seven Pilot Chuck Sicotte hovers over Toutle as KIRO’s Lorenzo Townsend shoots and Brooks Burford reports live to Eyewitness News. Logs tumble down the Toutle River; minutes after the helicopter lifts off a gravel bar, the lahar covers it. At Kelso, rescuers report the dead. 1317
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026What a sweetheart. I’m sorry for your loss. 010
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I’m a raging skeptic, but the only thing my brain had that matched what I was seeing was a fairy. Put me in a real weird headspace. 000
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026but for real, i hope you can liberate your music soon 010
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I think I answered the same way last year and by god, I’ll do it again 000
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I meanstatic.klipy.comColumbo Picmix: Peter Falk & SanrioAlt: Photo of Peter Falk as Columbo with a pink and white animated border and hearts and Sanrio characters on it. 161
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Phone speakers do not do this justice, yikes 000
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i know these are silly posts but yes, i do youtu.be/n-qPNtB24hY?...youtu.beThese Immortal Souls - InsomnicideYouTube video by Alex Montes 120
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i unironically enjoy posting my anodyne opinions. like “hey, i think that david bowie kid is going places,” that kind of thing 122
Reposted by Mandatory Work RetreatBoo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Johnny Cash voice: "And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him." 1458
Reposted by Mandatory Work Retreatactual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 12/10/202612 Oct 2026 7467105
Reposted by Mandatory Work RetreatGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Balsam. Ointment. Unguents. Poultices... I've eaten them all, and I need you to take me to hospital. 15611
Reposted by Mandatory Work RetreatKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026They're also both incredibly clumsy and obvious. Don Segretti, the Nixon operative who coined the term ratfucking, would be embarrassed to see how half-assed this all is. 381765339
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I feel like that cover was done by a man who got really mad that his wife asked him to put his dirty underwear in the hamper 020
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026But did they tell students not to use books because “books are out of date”? 🫠 020
Reposted by Mandatory Work RetreatVincent van Gogh @vangogh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The Raising of Lazarus after Rembrandt - 1890 botfrens.com/collections/46/content… 07810
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026wait what the fuck they raided ilhan omar’s house? 140
Reposted by Mandatory Work RetreatPunished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 12/10/2026PECKER FACTS RIGHT HERE!!!! 0124
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I would give that sweet baby a whole cow 010
Reposted by Mandatory Work RetreatK. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 12/10/2026there were some of these where I wondered if, when trying to make an exaggerated joke drawing, I wasn’t actually just straightforwardly drawing what happened 1264
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Can’t believe someone actually made the AI WriterBot named J.K. Rowling from the famous sci-fi short story, “Don’t Make the AI WriterBot named J.K. Rowling” 030
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I don’t know who either of them are so I guessed that the extremely mayonnaise dude on the right is Shane Gillis, and I would bet five American dollars that I chose correctly 110
Reposted by Mandatory Work RetreatPunished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 12/10/2026Phrases I never expected to use: • Where the FUCK did my husband put the seaweed paste • My dad doesn’t have scrap wood anymore • I had to tear down a Nazi flyer at the library again 0181
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Wait, there’s an Ernest Hemingway book with pegging? Was that due to James Joyce’s influence or what? 100
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I mean, my coworkers CAN research their way out of a paper bag AND they go the extra mile, but one out of two isn’t so bad, right? 020
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I may be a dumbshit who can’t research my way out of a paper bag, but at least I’ll go the extra mile when helping a patron 130
Mandatory Work Retreat @laughingrat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The first time I saw a hummingbird clearwing moth it broke my brain. There was nothing to prepare me for their existence. I walked around feeling a little stunned for a couple days. 100
