Reposted by EG “Spooky” KatzSoraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 10/10/2026The machine did not "go rogue." The machine belongs to and is the responsibility of the people who own it. Hold those people accountable for their goddamn machine. 402633643
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026you will live to see madness beyond human comprehension 010
Reposted by EG “Spooky” KatzEvan @ereller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I dunno, this feels more antisemitic than anything Piker has said 241845242
Reposted by EG “Spooky” Katzonion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them 8885881698
Reposted by EG “Spooky” Katzceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 152108522345
Reposted by EG “Spooky” KatzPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Nothing could make me cast a vote for Rahm Emanuel. Nothing. 2064580
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026that quote says more than anzalone thinks it does 000
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026never set up face and fingerprint logins! the cops don't need your consent to take them since they're considered nontestimonial evidence 000
Reposted by EG “Spooky” Katz🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people 16886282302
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026always so weird when they come right out and say what they want. they have no concern for people who want to retire. Oz and his class just want to extract all the labor value possible before people keel over at their stations and die 010
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026when I swear I didn’t get bit by that zombie 020
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026you gotta wait til it turns brown before you eat it 000
Reposted by EG “Spooky” KatzJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I didn't think people could get madder at Ed Sheeran than when he showed up in that episode of Game of Thrones, but he's pulled it off. 402025183
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026nice we've reached the begging stage and we're still seven weeks out 000
Reposted by EG “Spooky” KatzPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The thing about trying not to pick a side is that the nazis *instantly recognize* which side you picked. They immediately identify you as an ally. They know exactly what side you're on. It doesn't fool the victims, it doesn't fool the Nazis, the only people it could possibly fool is centrists. 549921374
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Hormel Pepperoni One Man Pep Band is no longer opening for Ed Sheeran 000
Reposted by EG “Spooky” KatzPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking. 186151312696
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the voice of the people shall be uplifted 000
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hi! I’ve found an ingenious was to stop AI from killing all humans: unplug it. Just fucking unplug it 000
Reposted by EG “Spooky” Katzonion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026trying to get people to understand that the trans women in sports debate isn’t really about sports but a meta narrative pushed by the right all about slowly getting all trans people out of public life is truly impossible 9482432004
Reposted by EG “Spooky” Katz🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026Team Blue No Matter Who is going to have their work cut out for them because I for one refuse to entertain voting for or even saying nice things about someone who wants to compromise on trans rights. Like get the fuck away from me. 1293854800
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026found out a guy I went to college with is the head of one of those alpha schools. It utilizes IQ tests to determine entrance. No answer on when the skull-measuring starts 000
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026teacher of pasta making class, to me: Please stop referring to it as the bucatini’s urethra 000
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026another blatant display of nepotism in the star trek universe this worf only got a job as cameraman because his uncle worf was on the show 001
Reposted by EG “Spooky” KatzDr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"I'm too talented to need shortcuts" goes so fucking hard. 4980272465
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026if it changed the nature of humanity in a good way, AI companies wouldn’t have to force it on us at every chance they get, it would just be adopted widely, like smartphones 032
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026sounds like something someone who loses at art would say 000
Reposted by EG “Spooky” Katz𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i will never not share this whenever it comes back into my life 162564853
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026when this regime’s out of power the hammer’s gotta come down hard on this apartheid sleazeball right? we can’t let bullshit like this go on 000
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026‘behind closed doors’ since he’s been a senator, publicly the dude has done little more than cash checks and cozy up to rightwing media 000
Reposted by EG “Spooky” Katzceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on 193218904413
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026for years I thought this guy was doing a bit but then he was nominated to be ambassador to Malaysia, so I figured it wasn't, but then he posts stuff like this which is so implausible I just cannot believe it's from someone who isn't doing a bit 000
Reposted by EG “Spooky” KatzVeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY! 3071691854
Reposted by EG “Spooky” Katzℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player 402041412
Reposted by EG “Spooky” Katz(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"maybe Scrooge was right" Scrooge wasn't real! He was invented specifically for the purpose of being wrong! 344486881
Reposted by EG “Spooky” Katzweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers. 66116982329
Reposted by EG “Spooky” KatzFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 31/08/2026benadryl at night, hat man's delight 121279229
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026principal: you finished that school mascot yet? painter: sure did boss, shoeless and real fuckin sweaty just like you asked, looks like he's been jerkin that corn all night principal: what 010
Reposted by EG “Spooky” KatzDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026amazing stuff 1659451518
EG “Spooky” Katz @lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026look at how lithe and smooth my opponent is. true patriots wouldn’t support a walking statue like him, one whose haunting eyes pierce the depths of my soul 000
