Reposted by Mike Ensminger Fan AccountDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 4hAwwwwooo werewolves of London Awwwwooo 4645
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 4hJust listened to @surber.bsky.social’s Matt Luke rant and MY GOD that was glorious 010
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 4hDon’t know who in SoCal needs to hear this, but Stater Bros has boneless skinless chicken breasts for $3 a pound right now 000
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 4hNGL I’m kinda mad it’s not the Padres. Not because I’m afraid of the Brewers but because local hate is good hate 000
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 5hMan fuck them. I’m sorry this happened to you and I hope this person eats shit. 010
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 6hMLB owners locking out the players because the White Sox won’t agree to a God cap 150
Reposted by Mike Ensminger Fan AccountMike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 8h(Jay Pharaoh as Stephen A on Weekend Update voice) Now you know I love Yankee fans. I sat in a chair in the corner while some had their way with my wife. But in the LATE INNINGS of a POSTSEASON BASEBALL GAME, Yankee fans SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE HANDS THAT CAN TOUCH THE BALL! 031
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 8h(Jay Pharaoh as Stephen A on Weekend Update voice) Now you know I love Yankee fans. I sat in a chair in the corner while some had their way with my wife. But in the LATE INNINGS of a POSTSEASON BASEBALL GAME, Yankee fans SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE HANDS THAT CAN TOUCH THE BALL! 031
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 9h(to the tune of the old Spider-Man cartoon theme) Mr. Hands Mr. Hands Andrew downloaded Mr. Hands 020
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 10hI broke the AI in the Tentpole game. Peter Ostrum as a radio operator with 20 years of experience? 020
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 10hPLAY IT RANDYyoutu.beRandy Newman - I Love L.A. (Official Video) [HD]YouTube video by Randy Newman 010
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 11hATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL 1155
Reposted by Mike Ensminger Fan AccountMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 11hThe Dodgers have walked 18 Braves in this series and none of them have scored wtf 5717
Reposted by Mike Ensminger Fan AccountMelissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 16hreading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the newsphoenixnewtimes.comCongressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signsEmbarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. 1955031744
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 14hDid you know DBT got its start at Miller’s on the Downtown Mall 010
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 14hMan I was pissed at Ohtani burning a challenge for no good reason yesterday, but this is even less reason than he had! 120
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 14hA Bivens claim can proceed? In this economy? 060
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 16hI’ll get you, Eh Steve, if it’s the last thing I doooooooooooooooo 030
Reposted by Mike Ensminger Fan AccountSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 17hno way. shmia lagoth is finished? 21065
Reposted by Mike Ensminger Fan Accountmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 18hYou see, it's only "how are you gonna pay for that?!" when its giving Americans healthcare. When it's a supplemental Dept of War appropriations bill to spend billions to keep our sailors in The Strait of Hormuz in order to keep crude prices down before the midterms, thats just Supporting The Troops 427947
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 17hI suppose it's not fair to expect a guy who works for an athletic department's SID to know the ins and outs of this sort of thing, but I *despise* this bit on Campbell's website about Kamden Sixkiller being "only" 3/32 Cherokee. Dude has his tribal identity card! He's a citizen! 120
Reposted by Mike Ensminger Fan AccountPhoenix New Times @phoenixnewtimes.com · 18hEmbarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/congre… 47873337
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 17hThis feels like a Tony Bennett “force my successor” thing and I expect it will work out just as well as that did 130
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 18hMy apologies, calling for his coach to retire 020
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 18hStephen A wrote a column in the school newspaper calling for the basketball coach to be let go *while he was on a basketball scholarship playing for that coach*, I’m not sure he should be lecturing anyone about loyalty 250
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 18hMiggy Ro forever www.nbclosangeles.com/video/mlb/mi...nbclosangeles.comMiguel Rojas is more proud of his perfect score on his citizenship test than his World Series HRDodgers infielder Miguel Rojas, who is from Venezuela, recently traveled to Miami to take his U.S. citizenship test. Rojas says he was prepared, earned a perfect score and is now just a few steps away... 041
Reposted by Mike Ensminger Fan AccountUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 19htell me without telling me that you’re behind on your child support payments 1601705166
Reposted by Mike Ensminger Fan Accountdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/05/2025its genuinely incredible that the government has been taken over by vandals, thieves, and bald-faced liars and the media is more or less reporting on them like they're normal heads of state 703984698
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026TURNS OUT that when you spend some time as the acting US Attorney in Nashville, you get to know the judges in Nashville and the AUSAs who eventually become judges 150
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but this is because all four active judges know Jack Smith personally and therefore should recuse in order to prevent the appearance of impropriety 250
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My personal weird Latin Enya preference is Cursum Perficio 020
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Lothlorien is where it was at IMO (yeah dad had it on CD) 110
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m not familiar enough with Latino frats to know the history, but when most Black frats (which are in the National Pan-Hellenic Council rather than IFC) were founded, we were very much in Jim Crow. 010
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026(I expect most of you in college football land know this, but for those that don’t: IFC is the old-line white frats. Black and Latino frats have separate conference bodies.) 130
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Can’t wait for the Harmeet Dhillon lawsuit arguing the U of A is discriminating against whites 130
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026lol the only Republican appointee to ND Cal is taking senior status but not until the new Congress will hear a nomination, eliminating a lame duck session appointment 010
Reposted by Mike Ensminger Fan AccountChicken Puppet 🏳️⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 07/10/2026Exactly nine months after January 6th. Interesting 663866
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026this is such a weird basis for a grandparents' rights law when Phil and Ruth Markel are sitting right there, denied visitation by the people who plotted their son's murder 060
Reposted by Mike Ensminger Fan AccountEric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026dodgers will play again at dodger stadium this october 1321
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026youtu.beRandy Newman - I Love L.A. (Official Video) [HD]YouTube video by Randy Newman 000
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Like, you could make Phil and Ruth Markel the center of a campaign promise about this, but no 010
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The fucked up thing is there’s an *extremely famous murder case in Florida* that you could use to justify a grandparents rights law, but were instead basing it on “my kid is woke and doesn’t talk to me any more” 170
Reposted by Mike Ensminger Fan AccountDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Good time to put in your closer, in the first of two home games when you’re down 2 runs in the 9th inning. Make sure he throws 20 pitches too 271
Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026youtu.beyou wanna bet on a dude fucking an alligator. money plane.YouTube video by PlatinumGH 021
