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John Smaultz

@lantabraves.bsky.social
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things were way better back when everything was worse

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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
like I’ve always said, Tyler Mahle is the greatest deadline addition in Braves history
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I hate it but gotta wonder if he’d make the most sense in a prime Andrew Miller role or closer/high leverage relief
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i have several questions, and several follow-up questions.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
boy do i have news for him about pitchers
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Just casually tossing a 91mph curveball
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sean Murphy has been back with the Braves for ten pitches and has already burned both challenges
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Chris Sale doing this at age 37 is just wild. Sometimes you see a guy who takes insane care of their physical condition outlast Father Time for a bit, but this guy is built like Gumby and still snatching souls out there.
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Drake Baldwin for president
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This game was too electric to end on that call. That’s gotta be an outlier bad call. It’s real bad. Someone @fangraphs.com should quantify this.
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Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Funny thing is, Tyler Rogers’ brother is Taylor, so they went for the third option: Trevor, who is not related to either
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
if i ever become filthy rich i hope i spend my money exactly like this
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I am also doing this by the way.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
My org @immcouncil.org represents those two gay men. They had been arrested on charges of sodomy by Iranian moral police, and fled the country seeking asylum. They face the death penalty if returned, yet the Trump admin denied their asylum claims in a kangaroo court process. They are terrified.
Two Iranian men, who are gay, told their lawyer Bekah Wolf with the American Immigration Council that they were set to be deported on the Sunday flight. Homosexuality is illegal and punishable by death in Iran, which executed two gay men in 2022 and is considered one of the world's most repressive countries for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people.
"They're terrified," Wolf told MS NOW. One of her clients "calls every 45 minutes begging me to save his life."
"We need a court of some sort to fully hear their claims before they're sent back to a country where being gay is punishable by death," said Wolf.
She said her two clients have no criminal convictions and entered the U.S. in early 2025 on asylum claims. Both were in the middle of appeals though did not have stays of removal, Wolf said.
Ultimately, Wolf said, "they did not have full hearings of their asylum claims in any meaningful way."
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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
He was 12 when Carson Beck was a freshman in college.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Indiana football is Cinderella with a chainsaw, a combination fairytale and horror movie. On the one hand, you've never seen the story go this way before! How will it end? On the other hand... THE BLOOD. BLOOD EVERYWHERE. SO MUCH BLOOD
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Indiana football is like if Cinderella had a chainsaw
The story of Indiana football is simultaneously a fairytale and a horror movie. PLUS ... oh yeah, Miami! In any other year, we'd be unable to shut up about the Canes. And we relive the College Footbal...
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Deeply respect the Panthers for opting for whatever this is instead of being a normal good football team
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 07/01/2026
This is the video.
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Rachel Bachman, WSJ sports reporter @realbachscore.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Please enjoy once again the college football comment of the year 🏆
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
every story about this person reads the same she made a career claiming media was lazy & politically biased, having no clue how journalism works or the rigor involved in reporting. now in charge, she assumes she can easily produce her own lazy, politically biased work, but keeps running into walls
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
this is probably correct and also extremely hilarious
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
i think that, in a sitcom sense, this guy might be my favorite character in the show. he really just shows up every day like “man everything is fucked, I don’t have any answers but no bad ideas in a brainstorm” and i find it strangely endearing
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Let em have it. This team has got *Vanderbilt* folks acting like degenerates. Can’t tell me that ain’t fun.
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Maaaannnnn Auburn
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Matt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Trump defending Mamdani during this press conference
Dikembe Mutombo, the greatest shot blocker to ever do it, wagging his finger after rejecting that weak shit
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Excuse to post a classic?
warrior cop
@wyatt_privilege
X.com
doctor: I've written you a prescription here.
Follow that and let's check in next week. It should help with your symptoms but if it doesn't we'll know more.
chiropractor sprinting to double kick you in the neck: say goodbye to IBS
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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 19/10/2025
just to get ahead of stuff like this: don't bother coming up with cap/floor numbers that "feel right." If you're going to bother, you have to base it off the revenue split. So what % goes to players and what goes to owners. THEN you have to define what revenue belongs in the pool.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Fourth homer, he reveals a DUMP HERE 64 shirt. Fifth homer gets a little graphic and Temple of Doomy, but his sacrifice will be remembered.
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Man I love Josh Heupel but that clock management is the rare coaching move where even if it works you still look like an idiot
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/09/2025
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
LORE KING
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
roll tide
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Jorge Soler, just before crushing the soul of the Houston Astros in the 2021 World Series
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Ben Berkowitz @berkowitzbt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
ICYMI, the eye-popper in today's PPI: a 39% rise in wholesale fresh vegetable prices. It's the largest month-on-month increase ever recorded in the summer (data to 1947), and one of the ten largest ever, regardless of season. With the estimable @alexjamesfitz.com www.axios.com/2025/08/14/i...
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Veggie-flation strikes, with a warning for grocery prices
No matter what the official data shows, consumers "feel" inflation when grocery prices rise.
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
it’s time
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 03/08/2025
Dude Person
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
the official sign of conceding defeat (signing Erick Fedde)
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
lmao this guy does shit you would see in a 14u travel ball game
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Lmao Nacho cannot believe it
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Ronald just casually firing tracer rounds from the RF corner
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
if you had one shot, one opportunity
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 22/06/2025
Before yesterday’s attack, just 16% of Americans — and only 19% of Republicans — said they supported the U.S. bombing Iran. Good to take stock of where opinion is before partisan polarization and the follow-the-leader effects override prior preferences. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/polls-amer...
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Polls: Americans oppose U.S. bombing of Iran
One survey found only 16% of adults, and 19% of Trump voters, support the U.S. bombing Iran. 60% oppose.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
STEPHEN A: I want to ADDRESS this issue. [cohost nods] STEPHEN A: You KNOW I think Hispanics have First Amendment rights Cohost: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT!
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Me: there’s no way the Braves can blow *another* 9th inning lead. Braves:
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a man with a beard says we 'll see about that
ALT: a man with a beard says we 'll see about that
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
imagine being the former head coach of a major college football program, and sucking so badly that you’re later introduced as your father’s son lmao
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
i know this place has the juice because philly fans are on here doing battery-throw posting (complimentary). it’s like seeing a bunch of baby sea turtles reach the ocean.
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John Smaultz @lantabraves.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
man do you know how batshit you have to be for JOE ROGAN to flat out say “yeah, I don’t buy that”
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