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Lance Coviello

@lancecoviello.bsky.social
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Father, TV Editor, Mumbler. Was once on the Jumbotron at Yankee Stadium. Receiver of an 83 minute ovation at Cannes. He/him

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 20h
Love this 👇
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Matthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Latest WSJ poll: "63% want to pause AI development 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 59% want Medicare for All 57% want a $20 minimum wage 58% want to end U.S. military aid to Israel" This is the center of the country politically. it is time all adjust to this political spectrum, esp. media.
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Lance Coviello @lancecoviello.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Xbox is for sale.
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Suriel Vazquez @suriel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chernobyl power plant admin: "Our reactor took actions we did not intend"
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let me give you the actual solution to this problem. Universities and colleges have to hire football players as union employees (AFL-CIO, same as the NFL), with no requirement to attend school. They get health and retirement benefits, and are limited to a five year employment contract.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday to @markhamillofficial.bsky.social - best known for his work on Wing Commander III: Heart of Tiger (1994), Wing Commander IV: The Price of Freedom (1996) & Wing Commander Prophecy (1997). Also, "The guy from Star Wars."
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Castlevania (NES) 40th Anniversary is available for free on mobile (claim by October 24) iOS apps.apple.com/us/app/castl... Android play.google.com/store/apps/d...
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 23/09/2026
EIon Musk’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $984B Jeff Bezos’s Wealth 2009: $6B 2026: $370B Mark Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $256B Federal Minimum Wage 2009: $7.25 2023: $7.25 Billionaire tax rate: 8.2% Worker tax rate: 13% Pay workers. Tax & Abolish Billionaires. Save our economy & country.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Gentlemen, our 29% approval rating is too high. Let's start take away people's health care."
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Lance Coviello @lancecoviello.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Finding out that JMS has fingers in the Exo Squad pudding is incredible
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Bryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם) @bestonetx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The governor of Texas depicting his Latina opponent on a Loteria card is the kind of racism he has so far failed to condemn from other Republican candidates.
Facebook post from Greg Abbott: Rather than teach our students the principles that made Texas an America exceptional, Gina Hinojosa wants to radicalize your children with drag queen story hour, all while keeping parents in the dark. She calls herself a "Mad Mom." Texans agree; her extreme agenda is completely mad, and we will not let her bring it into your children's classroom.

An illustration accompanies that resembles a loteria card, with Hinjosa depicted as "La Payasa," the Clown. She is surrounded by banners and signs related to LGBTQ identity.
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UNITED24 @u24.gov.ua · 13/09/2026
For countless pets across Ukraine, every attack means fear, stress, and another night spent hiding from the blasts. They may not understand war, but they feel its consequences. Help make the skies over Ukraine safer again. u24.gov.ua/sky-defense?...
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is stochastic terrorism. Ted Cruz is an extremist encouraging violence.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thing is if you see this four-hour documentary, you’ll have spent more time with Elon Musk than most of his kids
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sep 11th 2001 - Neo's passport expires. 📽️📅 The Matrix (1999)
1 Screenshot from the movie "The Matrix" (1999): First, a close-up of Thomas A. Anderson’s United States passport, showing his photo and personal details, including a birth date of 13 September 1971 and an expiration date of 11 September 2001.
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Pamela in CA @pamica.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I like presidents who don’t lunge at female reporters. He’s a danger to himself and others (all of us).
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scwiba @scwiba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This man won his primary by 30 points.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
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skullboy0.bsky.social @skullboy0.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Donald Trump as a Pakled captioned “Make America Go Again”
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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TrekCore.com 🖖 @trekcore.com · 08/09/2026
Order links for the #StarTrek collaboration products are now live on the Le Creuset UK site, and this article has been updated for each product:
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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kurt Schlicter once told a disabled veteran to off himself. I know because I was that veteran.
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Lance Coviello @lancecoviello.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
People getting fired for their bosses decisions.
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Earl Grey Frames Club @frames.earlgreymemes.club · 30/08/2026
Star Trek DS9 "Past Tense"; an informational display mounted to a wall that reads Friday, 15 degrees C, 8/30/24
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Aug 29th 1997 - Skynet become self aware. 📽️📅 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" (1991): First, a man in a suit sits in a clinical, white-walled room watching a TV monitor that displays a woman in a white tank top sitting at a table across from another man; the subtitle reads "- I'm sure it feels real to you. - On August 29, 1997...". Second, a close-up of the TV monitor shows the same woman and man in the interview room, with the subtitle "anyone not wearing two-million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?". Third, the terminator is driving a car through a desert looking at a passenger with the subtitle "The computer becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29."
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Andy Hall @fenomas.com · 29/08/2026
I see Milo is in the news again, so that's my cue to repost the greatest tweet of all time
A person tweets: Who is milo?
Popehat replies: Imagine if the monorail guy from the Simpsons was trying to sell dildos to the Klan.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I screened the movie on my 50th at a theater my wife rented a couple of years ago so next month’s re-release feels a bit inessential. But will probably still see it.
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you still have a Twitter account, today is a great day to delete it. Nothing you could possibly get out of that site is worth having your name associated with child pornography. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
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Elon Musk’s xAI used child porn to train Grok models, lawsuit says
xAI accused of training Grok on real and AI-generated child pornography.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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Daniel Abraham @abraham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You know who else has an unfair advantage in sport? Naturally talented athletes. And people with high hemoglobin. And rich people with money for sports camps and coaches. Why should they be allowed to compete? “Fairness in sports” my ass. Never since NFTs have I heard such bullshit.
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Democracy Now! @democracynow.org · 27/08/2026
“Data workers are today's factory workers,” says Antonio Casilli (@casilli.bsky.social), professor at the Polytechnic Institute of Paris. These workers train AI and maintain machines and are “really poorly paid,” says Casilli.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RIP Peter Cullen. This scene went SO much harder than it had any right to, because of his performance.
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John Carl Baker @johncarlbaker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is a machine to ethnically cleanse the country - and anyone who pretends otherwise is kidding themselves
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 27/08/2026
To honor Tim Curry's memory, we are making Brütal Legend FREE on Itch.io, for 666 minutes: itch.io/s/199277/the...
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A sale by Double Fine Productions, 100% off Brütal Legend
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We join the rest of the world in mourning the passing of entertainment icon Dolly Parton ❤️
A photo of Dolly Parton at Yankee Stadium circa 1987. Parton is wearing a Yankees warmup jacket and Yankees cap. Standing behind her are players Dave Righetti and Rick Cerone, kneeling in front are Ron Guidry and Mike Pagliarulo. The players are all wearing Yankees home uniforms and caps. The scoreboard in the background reads “Yankees Welcome Dolly Parton.”
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 24/08/2026
P.S.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: DSA policies like universal healthcare would help millions of Americans.

FACT: Israel has the right to defend itself.
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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
every time someone proposes means-testing for essentials, my mind instantly replaces their proposal with "I think a person with food insecurity should be legally required to make an extra errand to the library or post office or government building just to get food for themselves or their family"
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Kevin passed about an hour ago. The time to find his cats a home IS now, and I'm not one step closer to finding it. Please, friends.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this is like something that would happen to Tracy Jordan
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 15/08/2026
ICYMI, over the past two weeks, English-language Wikipedia editors have engaged in a successful effort to change the first paragraph of the Republican Party entry to reflect its current status as a "neo-nationalist" political party. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republi...
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Republican Party (United States) - Wikipedia
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
People will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "We won't mind if you look around," you'll say. "It's only $20 per person. Plus you can get $50 in free bets when you sign up for an account."
An outfielder tries to make a catch in the Field of Dreams game up against a fence advertising for FanDuel
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 14/08/2026
this is the funniest political ad i've ever seen
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Paul Renfro @renfro.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This is the tragic yet logical result of a decades-long project—undertaken by rightwing politicians and “business-minded” administrators alike—to distort the meaning of higher education, to deny the intrinsic value of the pursuit of knowledge, to deprive us all of richer, more purposeful lives.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If even a single municipal level Democrat talked like this it would be a week-long national scandal, complete with op-eds & podcasts from Ezra Douthglesias about how they are out of touch & don’t respect Real Folkz. This? Not even news. Total 🦗🦗 from those folks.
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