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Lana Berry

@lanaberry.bsky.social
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who even knows anymore

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Dan Merker @danmerker.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Ah a callback to such simpler times 🥲 Where is @lanaberry.bsky.social when we need her?
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
i’m here!!
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
lolllll i have since been to a miserable 18 inning world series game so i can commiserate even though it wasn’t quite as cold
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
my all time fave
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
lol
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I believe it was @lanaberry.bsky.social who once pointed out that one of the great things about having playoff games on Turner networks is, right now, the number of people pissed that they have to watch Cubs-Brewers on TNT instead of Battleship is not zero
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
WHY YES IT IS
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
god bless
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Nolan @5of5.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
A phone book with, for some reason, baseball player Michael Young on the cover.
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
well he will pay for something
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
!!!!!
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
jeter will pay for his crimes
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
i’m here and i’m ready to fight
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
major blog energy here
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
🎶Cal has Dumps like a truck, truck, truck
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
is this true
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John Gennaro @johngennaro.com · 15/07/2025
ASSMAN NY license plate
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
imagination is about filling in the blanks
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
does this need context @mollyknight.bsky.social
“every team needs an ass guy” - molly knight
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I would pay a lot of money to have been in the design meeting where they discussed how to do the udder
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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
the reason for the season
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
no
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
happy 4th of july to hot dog bird and no one else
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Brittney Bush Bollay @brittneybush.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Zohran Mamdani’s socialist promises:
Baseball players kiss now.
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
you’re so right there is literally no better feeling than seeing everyone in their cars trying to get in and out of there and just walking right past them
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
once is all you need!
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
i also sometimes would park in the gelsons parking lot across the street and i would do a lap in gelsons so they wouldn’t take me to prison for using their parking lot
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
my life got significantly better when i started walking 2 miles to the silverlake trader joe’s instead of having an anxiety attack in the parking lot once a week
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
yessssssss
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
this sounds like the roster at BYU
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 02/06/2025
Me walking out of the bus on MTV’s Next
Email subject says “I’m a pediatrician. I’m scared. And I’m running for Senate”
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
on succession roman was responsible for a rocket that blew up but no one died so it’s fine
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
i think my livejournal still exists but i’m scared to look
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
i would pay good money to get my myspace account back
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
why does lenny look like he’s being held hostage
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
these two reviews back to back are perfection
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
how did you discover this
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
EVERY POST YOU MAKE DETERMINES THE FUTURE OF THIS WEBSITE. I see you all posting things like “beefus blortus” and “she beef on my blort until I blop it” and YOU ARE NOT ADVANCING THE CAUSE OF THIS SERIOUS WEBSITE
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
tim ted time
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Griffin Wiebel @griff.dev · 27/05/2025
We'll need to raise the funds first, and that's where the town-favorite labrador is going to help us.
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Michael Meister @michaelmeister.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
this explains a lot
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
u got it andy
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
or we could put on the best talent show this town has ever seen
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
i’m so used to you being miserable as a mets fan that i’m genuinely surprised every time you add to this thread
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
it’s either the noise or the threat of imminent death i can’t choose
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
like we are on the same team why are you fighting me
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
this sucks i don’t like it
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