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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

feel like i've been taking fuckup pills lately or something, feelsbadman.jpg

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"ethnically a muppet" is a phrase that will be inscribed upon my brain

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

is there like a box i can check on my tax returns to indicate i would like for my tax dollars to not be used to fund congressional sex scandal hush money payments

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

people who drive through a parking garage with their high beams on will be denied valhalla

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

so far this keynote has talked about brittle bones, atrophied muscles, shrunken lungs, and shrunken eyeballs, for ethics MCLE credit

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

nobody is allowed to tell me an idea of mine is unrealistic or unbelievable ever again

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

hey just wanted to let y'all know i'm not touring with ed sheeran either

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

y'know who really wanted us to "never forget," is Osama bin Laden, and i see no reason to do him any favors

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

hello i would like to cancel my free trial of florida weather i do not pay all this fuckin' money so i can live like i'm in florida

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

sometimes the horse cooks with gas

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

17th century English diarists: they're just like us

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

bad people still die too, right?

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

the Factory of Sadness is replaced with the Concentration Camp of Sadness

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

but mother, i don't want to know about the trump white house's stools

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

also i have gone through probably twenty or twenty five tires in my life and none of them have ever gotten a puncture that could ever be patched so i think the idea of patching tires is just a lie thanks for asking c:

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

who doesn't like spending an extra $2,000 amirite

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

he darmoks your jalad 'til you tanagra

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

this is so divorced that i am now divorced and i've never been married

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Downplay a book or movie: "Episode V - The Empire Does Something"

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Racist villains in nonfiction have ruined us.

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

lil caesar is the only one there that's armed the kool aid man is indestructible the noid is capable of driving people insane and i'd rather have that power for me than against me the burger king, because i can't wake up with the king if i get killed, it's logic

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

i'm here for the start of the Pong Cinematic Universe

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Gen-Xers would rather do Paizuri than go to therapy

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

sounds like they're rooting for spain in downtown santa ana

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

nobody gets my Cassandra joke

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

three guys start small business in new york

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

guy borrows work vehicle and moves to new home

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Ed Gas i mean, there's worse

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

sometimes the horse cooks with gas, but the gas is nitrous oxide

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

guess it's isla malvinas now, i don't make the rules

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Kevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

lol literally everything i had to get done today required the copier, which has no toner and won't for the immediate future because i guess our printer company sucks encrusted suppurating orangutan phallus or something, so i might as well have just stayed home

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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 12/07/2026