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Chris Laporte

@laportereporte.bsky.social
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Same @ on Twitter / chrislaporte810 on IG & Threads Bacon '03, UConn '07, SLU Law '10 Democrat Sox/Pats/Celtics/Blues fan Trekkie Future "X" Refugee

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 13h
me to Bawb
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Khaled Played
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@omzidar.bsky.social do you think he's read your book?
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is at least in part just trying to remove the precedent of sending Nixon Administration officials to jail for one Watergate by calling it "lawfare" so that way would be even more "lawfare" to send any of them to jail for the Trump Administration's *many, MANY* Watergates
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know these assholes are doing Watergate every day but I didn't expect them to be *literally* redoing Watergate
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 01/10/2026
It’s kind of neat to compare the donor and trustee reaction to some students holding signs that say “stop the genocide” with their reaction to the tenured former Bush official responsible for widespread torture advocate for firing squads.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
America today is a country where regulators won't allow private companies to air interviews of the opposition on TV, but declare that taxpayer funded propaganda is fine.
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the Arrested Development sad walks from (clockwise from top right) Tobias, GOB, George Michael, and George Sr.
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
starting to think we extended Tracy and Breslow too quickly
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
immediately double-checked the renewal date on mine
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
unconscious on the floor surrounded by my underlings
scene in The Death of Stalin where Malenkov, Khrushchev, and Beria are with Stalin as he lays unconscious in a puddle of his own piss
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/09/2026
The guy who proclaimed the Iowa Hawkeyes are the Atlanta Hawks also said a month ago that anyone who thinks Michigan fans say "beat Ohio" doesn't know ball. The absolute goat in the crowded "Republicans don't know ball" marketplace. Yes he voted for his govt to control college sports, why do you ask
The Hawks/Hawkeyes guy accusing libs a month ago of not knowing ball

Eric Schmitt
@Eric_Schmitt
“Beat Ohio?”

Tell me you don’t know ball with saying you don’t know ball.
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
the salt vampire from TOS s1e1 "The Man Trap"
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's because no matter who FSG brings in to be "chief baseball officer" they're forced to work with a bunch of Deep Fenway people who have been there for years and years and years. IIRC Breslow has managed to bring in *some* new blood, but like him, they're probably personalityless dipshits.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hell yeah Eric Watts
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JFC the game in question even involved the right-wing's favorite "See, We Really *Do* Care About Women's Sports!" talisman (taliswoman?) they're never beating the Don't Know Ball allegations
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is fine because it means the next administration can obliterate any building with the name Trump on it in addition to his ballroom and his arch
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AUBIELEAKS?!
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean, they'll probably get kicked down to a lower division, but other than that? Take it away, JLP
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Senate can pass a bill to regulate college sports, but they can't pass bills to lower the price of gas, groceries, or healthcare. They can't rein in Trump's thirst for war in Iran or trade wars with Canada, but they can tell college athletes how often they're allowed to transfer. Cool.
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Reb Screams in Space Mutiny (MST3K)
Alt: BIG MCLARGEHUGE
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bummer for the ex-UConn Husky
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
especially despicable as DSA and left candidates have been very successful this cycle, focusing on a real left program for change. meanwhile the only thing Stein does is help fascists. it's like it's her one true passion.
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Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thanks, John Roberts.
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the good news is that was a playoff team
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maye and McDaniels should rightfully gonna feel the heat after this one but the defense needs to answer for giving up 35 (and counting)
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
every loss we're going to have this year is gonna be because of points given up off of turnovers
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
JFC Drake
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
predictable-as-fuck early playcalling from McDaniels again...
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The Office Jim Halpert's Oh Shit Reaction
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nor'easter knocked out my power just before this started last night and it just came back on so for me this is even more the Fullcast After Dark
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
well that was targeting ass targeting
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@carlinspace.bsky.social Real and Official?!
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Liam Denning @liamdenning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gasoline hits a seasonal record. Naturally, the thing to do is gut fuel efficiency standards
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MICHIGAN YOUR UPPANCE HAS COME
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oof those last three play calls were ASS
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
legalize holding
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what the fuck was that "war dot gov" shit
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
live look at Peyton
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Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tuned in to GameDay to watch Johnny Knoxville make picks and got treated to some truly disgusting propaganda from Nick Saban
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So the Sox have to fly down to Tampa, play a meaningless game, then fly back to NY and one day later play best of 3 in the playoffs. Cool cool cool great plan.
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
heh
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
suffering from whiplash after bracing myself for You Know Who to be the guest picker only to find out it's gonna be Knoxville in Knoxville
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was unaware of not only the song but the artist, and... holy shit
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's absolutely no fucking way Bruins fans hate Toronto more than Montreal. It's also weird as a Blues fan to see we only rate with Chicago fans. And it's *really* weird to see all the hate for VGK
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the SNW s4 finale was a good concept that the writers fucked up by either ignoring or not knowing basic details from *literally the first two produced episodes of TOS* the TAS cameos were fun though
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes this is bad for democracy But it’s really bad for Star Trek
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 23/09/2026
Well yeah what the fuck else am I there for
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
well, yeah, emergency exits are also emergency entrances for any force looking to get into the building to remove him when he refuses to leave on his own after noon on January 20, 2029
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