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@lajellybean.bsky.social
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Word nerd, telly addict, mischief lover. jj of all trades, master of the universe. Frivolous and opinionated. She/her

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 7h
If you sent in an SAE with a 50p postal order, they would send you the other foot! Ahhh happy days ☺️
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
What I tell my mate Duncan what I’d like for pudding.
Marks and Spencer Sticky Toffee Pudding Dunkers
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 11h
All, "You can learn to knit and make one of your own!" Her mate: "Ooh, you should come next time and they can teach you!" *group exchanges panicked looks* First lass: "What do you even do with things you knit?" All, "...wear them?" 🤣🤣🤣
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 11h
Our local craft social is held in the backroom of a bar, and every so often, a few people from the main bar pop in to see what's going on. It makes me feel a bit like a zoo animal? But it's very funny for group camaraderie. This evening, one lass pops in "Ooh, maybe one of you can knit me a shrug?"
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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 16h
No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 15h
static.klipy.com
Chicago Cell Block Tango
Alt: Chicago Cell Block Tango. Subs read "he had it coming"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 19h
Dear Mother, Started a new job working on PR for the Society of Authors today. Seems to be going well so far, my first social media post has been very popular. Everyone's talking about it. I'm grateful for finding this new role so soon after Ed Sheeran took me aside and told me I was fired.
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 21h
static.klipy.com
Looney Tunes Yeti Hugs Bugs Bunny
ALT: Looney Tunes Yeti Hugs Bugs Bunny
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 22h
Mark Zuckerberg unveils the EU compliant version of his pervert glasses.
Zuckerberg demonstrating glasses in the shape of the word “Nonce” with glowing red lights on.
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 23h
No! Only to be loving!
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
OH MY GODS
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
4 or 5? Not long after we moved to England. I just remember realising I didn't understand things that everyone else seemed to understand, and that I was somehow gettings things wrong, and that people (parents, teachers, other kids) noticed.
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Neomints - Comms open @ragadollite.neomints.com · 13/10/2026
#portfolioday Hi I'm Calico! I'm a nonbinary Arab Comic artist/researcher :] Currently open to commission work, but would love to contribute to short-term freelance projects like games, cover design, character art and more! For more of my art neomints.com Contact me at neomintsart@gmail.com!
A large digital drawing of a tiefling preparing a meal in the middle of a camp.a digital pinup of a fat kobold girl eating ice cream on the beachA digital comic page showing my fursona talking about gender nonconformity.A digital drawing of a chiikawa style fight against a giant rat
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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Jack Shoulder @jackshoulder.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Seeing the original Pride flag, dyed, stitched and flown by Gilbert Bake et al was a magical moment. This piece of fabric is blazing beacon of hope for so many of us, our gayeaux tapestry, telling our stories and proclaiming our existence. It's in Cork Public Museum at the moment :)
A man in a rainbow t-shirt in front of a rainbow flag
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh superb! Someone has got the glorious screenshot, of Russian Brexit bottery at its best. bsky.app/profile/marc...
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Elon Musk Finally Has A Child Who Loves Him 🩵
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Elon Musk standing next to a little robot kid somebody else has made.
Elon Musk: Finally I have made a child who is programmed to love me. (he switches on the robot kid)

Panel 2: Close up of Elon looking disgustingly optimistic

Panel 3: Close up of the robot booting up.
Robot kid: d-d-da-

Panel 4: Robot kid (seeing Elon for the first time): damn you have gross vibes
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.
A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.
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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"It looks delicious," she said, "but one question, what actually is 'homemade ghee'?" its butter i clarified
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Chokely Carmichael🥋 @stewartcoles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is one reason why you shouldn’t upload work into LLMs during the peer review and grading processes. That work is confidential, and you have no right to share it without permission. You are taking someone’s intellectual property and giving it to the entire world without their consent.
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Exciting post from @doodlecats.com! Look at these naughty cats! (This is my perfect size of scribble pad, and I've been searching for a replacement for a while. I was SO delighted to find @doodlebeth.com's shop)
A white woman's hand holding a 20x10cm jotter pad. It has wide spaced lines, and the right hand side and bottom edge are bedighted with drawings of very naughty cats being naughty with plants: sleeping in them, hiding in them, knocking them over. Naughty cats.

Behind the notedpad is held a brown card enveloped. The posral lanel has the extremely cute doodlecats logo (the word "doodlecats" written inside a banner, with three cat busts above it), there is also a stamp of the same logo in the bottom right corner of the envelope
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 09/10/2024
Happy Hangul Day! It's a Korean holiday honoring the best and easiest alphabet in the world! Everyone in Korea gets the day off work to contemplate it, but it only takes fifteen minutes to learn! So today, learn to read Korean in 15 minutes!
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#BookSky 🕵️
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Señor Muck over there!
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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
A local man, self identified as a friend of the alleged stalker, had the following comment to make, “Honk Honk”
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🖖🏳️‍⚧️T'Lynn🦇David🦇Cooper🏳️‍⚧️🖖 @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
A Bluffington man, Doug Funnie, was indicted today for stalking a miss Patti Dijonnaise. Ms. Dijonnaise reports that they knew each other in the early nineties, and
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wow! Texts are super rare for the Hittites, basically there’s just one archive and it’s 95% lists of prayer sacrifices to mountain gods, so this is really, really exciting!
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Sarah E. Bond @sarahebond.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
184 new cuneiform tablets ✍️ (total), dating to c.1400 BCE. “Preliminary examination of the texts has revealed references to military activities, epidemics, the death of an infant princess & requests for assistance sent to the king by Hittite military commanders” www.heritagedaily.com/2026/10/184-...
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184 cuneiform tablets discovered in Hittite royal archive
Archaeologists excavating the ancient city of Kayalıpınar in Türkiye have discovered a Hittite royal archive containing 184 cuneiform tablets and fragments. - HeritageDaily - Archaeology News
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Darius The Nerd___lIjqu'wI’vam Da'ri'us || He/Him @dariusthenerd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#CelebrityTraitors
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Jack Blackburn @hackblackburn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When you’re suggesting murder suspects for the Princes in the Tower #celebritytraitors
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some nice throwing on a rainy day. These gourd neck vases are maybe my favourite shape to throw, it’s a nice technical challenge 💕
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@daveprobert.bsky.social "Our daughters hate us" "They Will Not talk to us"
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Finally, the sequel series to The Time Warrior we were all waiting for.
Close-up of a red haired Viking in white war paint promoting the Prime series Bloodaxe
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Was it actually his penis or was this a "Hand of Omega" situation?
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Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we fucking loved it, even when there was basically nothing on it, and let me tell you something else: we loved it because of human connection, human diversity, human creativity. WE DON'T NEED A SINGLE THING ANY OF THESE COMEMIERDAS HAVE MADE AND TRIED TO SELL US IN ORDER TO HAVE A GREAT INTERNET.
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
RIP. Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90
news.mit.edu
Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90 | MIT News | Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90.
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh Al. I am so dreadfully sorry for your loss. That's so hard. Sending you love and strength, poppwt x
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mine too! They're so very tiny
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Glad you enjoyed!
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nae messin wi' my wee mammy 🤭
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm glad you liked!
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is the Scotland section, Mum was a proud "exiled Scot" Plus a little dolphin that I bought for Mum when I was little. It never earned a place on the main bracelet (SO RUDE), but she did put it on a separate bracelet base. The thistles now live on my charm bracelet, so I carry her with me.
Tiny Scotty dog charm Close up of a pretty goshdarn majestic stag charmA large circular charm, containing a cluster of thistlesTiny dolphin charn
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
These are the interactive ones: The crib was to commemorate me! There I am, sucking my foot 🤣 I absolutely love the little blue genie; it's the only charm she had with a splash of colour. Mum never smoked, so I can only assume she bought the lighter coz it's cool. It was replaced by the skyscraper
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wasn't joking about it being crammed, lol! I know some of them were significant and/or gifts (name, 21s, etc) but I'm pretty sure that Mum bought a lot of them just because she thought they were cool
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I inherited my mum's charm bracelet, that she had from a teenager. It is absolutely crammed with charms, including some interactive ones. Would you like to see some pictures?
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is why I don't use AI at work. If I get it to generate stuff what have I learned? How is that experience that I can carry forward to the next project? How am I building on my career?
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