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Lady Dumfungled

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I am who I am, I mean—I’m not a 31 flavor.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s crazy to think that over forty million Americans were rooting for Biff when they watched Back to the Future.
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m really bad at negative capability, and I know they say you shouldn’t count your chickens before they hatch, but also: one, two, three, four, five.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you want to go down a rabbit hole, here you go: whereidlive.com/where-should...
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Where Should I Live? State quiz from 2.5 million ratings
See the 5 states where you should live, chosen for you from 2.5 million votes. Compare with a friend, or try 44 more quizzes. Free, no account required.
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Inhale: fuck Exhale: fuck
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
fucking really
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Education Department formally rescinds Title IX protections for LGBTQ students
The Education Department announced Monday it has formally rescinded the Biden-era Title IX interpretation that gave sex-based discrimination protections to students on the basis of sexual orientati…
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Joy.
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Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 25/09/2026
If You're a Horror Fan, Get to Los Angeles as Soon as Possible
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If You're a Horror Fan, Get to Los Angeles as Soon as Possible
'The Horror Show' exhibit at the Academy Museum is open through July 2027 and is truly next level.
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My dad introduced me to Deacon Blues, but I’ve been acquainted with many other blues since then.
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Thomas Ley @thomasley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the correct answer. Neither egg prices nor gas prices will bankrupt them financially. But admitting that they’ve been duped - three times! - will bankrupt them socially.
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The US needs to be more cunty, less culty.
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David Kaye @davidakaye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
to be clear, the admin is alleged to have deported AT LEAST 25,447 individuals TO COUNTRIES THAT ARE NOT THEIR OWN with, evidently, ZERO PROTECTIONS. this is a scandal and crime of historic proportions.
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The Deportation Project Map
Between 2025 and August 2026, the Trump administration deported over 25,000 people to countries other than their country of origin. Very few of these removals were publicly announced by the US. The De...
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Harv, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200, motherfucker.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026
RIP to Chris Christie’s 2028 campaign, murdered by an octogenarian mere hours after launch
Joyce Carol Oates • @JoyceCarolOates
really, this is a serious question: why on earth would Chris Christie imagine that anyone, anywhere, ever would want him to run for President? what sparks such a delusion? granted, his wife might enjoy having him out of the house & on the campaign trail; but better just get an inexpensive hobby instead.
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New Jersey thinks not, x.com/ianjaeger29/st...
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In an effort to ease consumer worries over blueberries, Trump banned the book Blueberries for Sal. In a statement to the press, he said, “Blueberries are for the radical left. Nobody should be eating them. I know Sal definitely shouldn’t be eating them. And no one should be reading about them.”
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mamdani should get an acting nom for his performance with Trump. His way of conveying “this guy is a fucking unhinged lunatic” without moving his face or saying a word was Brando-level brilliance.
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shit is so bad that reading the news should come with a warning label.
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I haven’t watched The Gentleman, but I have ordered a pair of sunglasses worn by Susie Glass because they’re divine.
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some of the vintage Bvlgari Doppio rings are exquisite.
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Something people don’t seem to take seriously enough is that evil doesn’t thrive without cowardice.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!
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Will Beaman @greenbackbetter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RIP Bob Mackie, genius.
Carol Burnett's famous "Went with the Wind" costume.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/09/2026
mackenzie scott really seems like the only billionaire to figure out that you can be a literal hero to millions with a relative pittance
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The Washington Sun @washingtonsun.com · 09/09/2026
Welcome to The Washington Sun. washingtonsun.com
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My boy.
Burt, a real-life Muppet, is keeping me company
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Some ants don’t understand the shoe.
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Earth is in menopause.
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Done with hiding, she entered her seek era.
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Lola Petticrew is a star.
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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"I pretended I was growing wings. Like big muscular wings. Right out of my back. And when we started running, I told myself I was flying. I was a winged fury flying through the night sky with a flaming whip. You go inside one of these places and see the things you have to see, you can't stay human. You have to become something else. A creature from a different world.” —Furious
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
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Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They can't make you work past 5 on the day Dolly Parton dies, it's illegal
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People Magazine @people.com · 25/08/2026
🔗: bit.ly/4qC1fWV Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. Her nephew revealed the news in a Aug. 25 Instagram video. 📷: Getty
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Trump 2 is the worst fucking sequel in the history of sequels.
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Ron Marz @ronmarz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jake Lang getting his Nazi ass beaten by Spider-Man in Minneapolis today is the ray of sunshine I needed.
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Where is the help for Gary, Indiana
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
NASA just spotted the other shoe hurtling toward Earth.
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I just got an emergency alert on my phone saying the latchkey kids can access a different universe if they remembered to save their key.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“I’m a really lazy bitch, but I have a punitive superego. The two go together.” — Colson Whitehead
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I just had a dream where my first NYC roommate was getting yelled at in a mall by her boss. I jumped into the situation and kept repeating my roommate’s name to the boss in an absurd, escalating, Meisner-style way until my roommate and I were laughing so hard, I woke myself up. Damn, I miss Andi.
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Someone paint a picture of the Howard Dean scream in the style of Edvard Munch and hang it in Louvre.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Planes, Planes and No Brains
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My dog came into my room after spending all night with my son in the living room, and he looked at me like he was just coming in from the club.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/08/2026
El-Sayed: "Imagine if instead of paying that to your health insurance company, whose CEO makes $20m a year, you paid a little bit more in taxes for healthcare you wouldn't lose. I think all of us would a lot more interested in that system if we knew our healthcare would be free at point of care"
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Quinta do Lago
A house and a pool in the Algarve
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Lady Dumfungled @ladydumfungled.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I make sure there are always flowers on the table because they bring everyone joy.
Pink lilies in a vase on a tiled table
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