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Tolkien Obsessive

@lachwen.bsky.social
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She/her. Husband, cat, one child, existential dread. Bad at social media.

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The Vampire Stacy 🫦 @stacy.is.relentlessly.online · 11h
if the tolkien estate put it in the newspaper that every dollar they got from lotr was going towards racial segregation and they routinely funded legislation to that end and sued organizations that were against segregation, i'd be a very shitty person if i didn't drop all of it like it was on fire
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 9h
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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nancabell.bsky.social @nancabell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Brian M. Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you say "I don't see the point in voting" when it comes to the USA 2026 election, allow me to say with deepest love and all due respect: Please fuck off all the way into the sun.
If you say "I don't see the point in voting" when it comes to the USA 2026 election, allow me to say with deepest love and all due respect:

Please fuck off all the way into the sun.
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Tolkien Obsessive @lachwen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My mom got duped by internet scammers last week. Got something on her computer that produced a pop-up telling her to call a certain number. Despite the fact that my brother and I have both talked to her about these kind of scams before, she called.
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When Hobby Lobby texted the Devil 12 times the next day, the Devil said, “Had a nice time, of course I did, I’m just really busy right now. What? Sure I remember you name…er…champ!” Hobby Lobby always blows it by being so needy and stealing precious artifacts.
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Tolkien Obsessive @lachwen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me: I love holding my newborn while she sleeps. Also me: There's gotta be a way to do this without utterly fucking my back.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me: *something good happens* "I should have a snack." Me: *something bad happens* "I should have a snack."
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Tampa Bay resister 🇺🇸🇨🇿🇨🇴🏴‍☠️⚡️🐶🎧 @depechemodefan101.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Tolkien Obsessive @lachwen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dear FedEx: In the last two weeks, you have delivered three packages to our house that were addressed to other people on our street. There are only six houses total on the entire length of our street. How is your accuracy rate this bad.
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𖤐 Trans Bitch 𖤐 ($75/$100) @moodyminx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You ever meet someone who says shit like "I'm glad my taxes paid for your meal" Like bitch stfu, first of all your tax payments are not more important than everyone else's and second its really weird that a hungry person being able to eat upsets you.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today we honor the memories of those who were lost on 9/11 by doing what America's attackers and detractors could never do. By building. We build an America that is bigger. More inclusive. More empowering. More just.
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Tolkien Obsessive @lachwen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was afraid of as a child: 1. "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" sequence from Fantasia. 2. Lightning, after a bad storm experience in the Ochoco Mountains. 3. Ceiling-mounted ventilation fans, particularly if they were old and rattly.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The people with the most power in the world are targeting the people with the least, and I think they should all burn in hell.
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Taggart Rehnn 🇨🇦🍁 @taggartrehnnauthor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sixty years ago, a trailblazing sci-fi series that wouldn't have existed if Lucille Ball hadn't intervened, and Gene Roddenberry imagined a better society, capable of dealing with whatever existed where no one had gone before, took flight. Happy 60th Anniversary, Star Trek!👽🚀
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Tolkien Obsessive @lachwen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Reminder this Labor Day that unions didn't win weekends and the minimum wage and an end to child labor and sick leave and more by being nice, or polite, or respectful.  They won by fighting.  They won by striking and struggling and being radicals.
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is how I am too.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When old SVU episodes don’t hold up in modern times.
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Tolkien Obsessive @lachwen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Parenting achievement unlocked: directly pooped on by my infant daughter.
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Before losing her life in 1986 aboard Space Shuttle Challenger, Christa McAuliffe was set to be the first teacher in space with plans to teach a lesson to kids around the world from orbit. Today is her birthday, and even now, her courage and dedication to education continues to inspire.
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Brian M. Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'd trade all the breaking news for news that's actually news and also truthful. Just saying. I can wait 12 hours.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ruby Red South Carolina 😍, Oh My.........
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
*mouth full of skittles* there’s a tofu recall
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Brian M. Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don't pray for Nepal. Fuck your thoughts and prayers. Make actual changes in the world so what Nepal is going through doesn't happen again.
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Tolkien Obsessive @lachwen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly and then Tim???
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Elizabeth Pennysworth @epennysworth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fly High Queen 🕯️♥️ 🕊️ #Dolly
A pic of Dolly singing.
“It’s a good thing I was born a girl. Otherwise I’d be a drag queen.” -Dolly
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Ryan Thompson @bardicknowledge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort." As Protestants, we’re all saints, but today hits hard. RIP to Dolly Parton, one of the greats.
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Starry @starkissed.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My most consistent Boomer opinion is that I want a menu at a restaurant. I do not want to scam the code on my phone. I want to put my phone down while I'm out.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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NPR @npr.org · 18/08/2026
Soap box derbies send motorless cars down a steep incline. At one event, contestants make their cars look like cartoon characters, subway cars, food, and giant animals (among other outlandish shapes). n.pr/4bRbQaG
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In Portland, this soap box derby combines downhill speed with extreme pageantry
Soap box derbies send motorless cars down a steep incline. At one event, contestants make their cars look like cartoon characters, subway cars, food, and giant animals (among other outlandish shapes).
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if we kissed at the—
90s news Screen grab states: liberty university gay sex command center
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Brian M. Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My secret to gaining followers on Bluesky is this, in its entirety: I say snarky fucking things with a bunch of profanity and take moral stands against immoral bullshit that comes from immoral assholes pretending to be moral. That's it. That's the secret sauce.
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Zion Nat'l Park, right after a heavy rain.
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💐 ellie jae 💐 @elliejae.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
let people be weird. I wanna see you freak out over the things that excite you over being shamed into conforming to the norms.
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Tolkien Obsessive @lachwen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Shoutout to my two-week-old daughter for having the loudest, most authoritative poops I've ever heard come out of a human body.
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Cole 🌈 @lilgay.club · 10/08/2026
Funny how everyone does the “we must stop divisive rhetoric” when a progressive gets nominated and not when the leader of the United States says Haitians are eating their cats and dogs.
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Tolkien Obsessive @lachwen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Notmalize letting new parents vent about the hard parts of new parenthood without treating them like they're horrible people who don't love their child.
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Tolkien Obsessive @lachwen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Timbers Army continues to dominate the tifo game, goddamn.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Morning Kittens
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Game over.
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Can you imagine voting for a president who promised no wars, starts a war & then covers up the deaths of American soldiers w some bs name changing, red tape mumbo jumbo &then believing it because you’d rather be right as u clutch ur cross & judge everything that isn’t like you? Man it sucks to be u
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God @thegodshow.com · 27/07/2026
Whether it be Zohran Mamdani or Abdul El-Sayed, the way the establishment nonchalantly kicks into high key screeching Islamophobia whenever a Muslim person runs for public office should be all you need to know about them.
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ᴛʜᴇᴇ ᴅᴏʟʟ 🎀 @jessijeannie.blacksky.app · 24/07/2026
we’ve reached a point where reading books, verifying information, and expanding your knowledge is sometimes labeled “elitist.” I don’t think curiosity should ever be something we’re ashamed of.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
👇🏽🤷🏼
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m pretty sure that if it were me getting 21 hours sleep a day and free room and board I wouldn’t be anywhere as grumpy as my cat always seems to be.
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