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l00zrr.bsky.social @l00zrr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please play "Pop Goes the Weasel" at my funeral, progressively slower the longer it goes. Thanks.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
Measles: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/measles-myth-vs-fact
MYTH: There have been preventable measles deaths this year.

FACT: Those kindergartners were going to die one day anyway.
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Libby from Biscuit @thisisbiscuit.org.uk · 17/09/2026
Seattle makes polyamory, pansexuality and asexuality protected classes.
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Seattle makes polyamory, pansexuality and asexuality protected classes
The Seattle City Council voted on Tuesday to adopt civil rights protections for people who are polyamorous or in other nontraditional relationships.
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l00zrr.bsky.social @l00zrr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Death really be taking anyone except the one we actually need taken.
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🎀Cinna🎀 @setsuna.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
this image is sending me, help 💀💀💀
"i pull men" "i pull women" well i pull at doors that say push
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
PSA on the Victoria Line tube in London. Phillipson and every other GC weirdo needs to take note.
Are you having fanatical thoughts about other people's crotches?
Has hating a minority group become your entire personality?
Do you obsess over other people's toilet use?
If so, you could be a danger to others - it's time to seek help.
Contact our team: youneedhelp@leavetranspeoplealone.com
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026
“Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain access to the shoot through the use of a Festering Bloody Finger, disrupting production for the foreseeable future,” said a spokesperson for the studio
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A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the proj...
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I hate this game!
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EllieJayFox🏳️‍⚧️ @elliejayfox.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@korovyev.bsky.social I love them so much!! 😻😻
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/07/2026
“In these difficult times, we can no longer afford to keep all the ghastly, mysterious men who haunt our catacombs on this organization’s payroll,” said Timothy O’Leary
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National Opera Lays Off 200 Phantoms
WASHINGTON—Aiming to cut costs after a poor fiscal quarter, Washington National Opera general director Timothy O’Leary announced plans Monday to lay off 200 phantoms effective immediately. “In these d...
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
we have crab cakes why not crab meringue pie
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Amy B @abbarsha.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Dogs know best!💩🐶🐾
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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
co-sign
A white number sticker with black block text that says “WAR BAD BOOBS GOOD”. It’s placed on the rear of a silver sedan
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Today is a good day to remember that authoritarianism is not inevitable, overthrowing fascists is possible, and good things can still happen. www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
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Tens of thousands march in the first Budapest Pride since Viktor Orbán was voted out
Saturday's Pride march came a little more than a year after Orbán's nationalist-populist government passed legislation and a constitutional amendment to outlaw the event, drawing criticism from human ...
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You make me feel. You make me feel. You make me feel like a (rips entire face off to reveal a melting succubus) supernatural woman.
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Kappa @thekappachris.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Manny Jacinto please and thank you
Forgotn1:
I'll never understand why Sydney is so focused on live action remakes when they literally own the rights to the Muppets. I would take a Muppet remake of a Disney Animation classic over a live-action remake all day every day.

Magic-and-moonlit-wings:
Muppet Beauty and the Beast where the Beast is played by the only human actor and he turns into a Muppet at the end.

ckerouac:
The Beast should be a conventionally attractive actor whom the Muppet townspeople continually call hideous until true love releases hom from his curse and he shows his true beauty - blue felt and plastic eyes
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/06/2026
Grandma Adds New Urn To Husband Collection
Grandma Adds New Urn To Husband Collection
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/06/2026
The June 2026 front page of The Onion newspaper. Never miss out again and become a member at membership.theonion.com/?campaign=7….
The June 2026 front page of The Onion newspaper. Never miss out again and become a member at link in bio or membership.theonion.com.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/06/2026
Employee Slowly Realizes Boss Attempting To Have Normal Conversation With Her theonion.com/employee-slowly-realiz…
Employee Slowly Realizes Boss Attempting To Have Normal Conversation With Her
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ash vs the evil dead @ashvalewrites.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
and we mean HORROR, folks! if you're a trans author, send us your fucked up (complimentary) shit when we open June 22!! 8c/word or 50$ per poem! full guidelines here: hybrispress.moksha.io/publication/...
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Moksha
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
you’ll eventually fall into the ocean
Overhead road sign reads DON’T DRIVE AND DRIVE.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride month you buncha queers
Inside you are two bricks:
Throw me at a Fascist
Use me to build community
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Lizzer58 @lizpazera.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
My friend died of cancer. I told him I would take his dog after he died. This is Pepper. She gets along with my two dogs and two cats. She is family now.
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
All dogs are therapy dogs. Most are just freelancing.
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 26/05/2026
your kids don't watch enough pbs and its really obvious
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 25/05/2026
oh i’m sorry so my brain just “decides” when to be depressed? and so what i’m just supposed to let some wrinkly pink meat tell me how to feel? THIS IS RIDICULOUS
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
To do list.
Get 4 AAA batteries.
Pick up library books.
Find meaning in life.
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Sealed Stars. ✨
A character laying on a sofa surrounded by a stars light strip.
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Liv Smith🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪Voice Acting Muscle Mommy @livsmithvavo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Why do people rag on baked beans so much? They're delicious
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Crazy Eyes Kid Eating Beans
Alt: Crazy Eyes Kid Eating Beans
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Fell Hound @fellhound.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Cagliostro from Symphogear
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𝙾𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊 @highnessophelia.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
happy friday 🩷
A pink sunrise behind a blooming dogwood tree
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 23/04/2026
“He was told ahead of time about the rules. He should have known that musical chairs incorporates a unique blend of last-man-standing gameplay and survival mode, with an encouragement for players to listen carefully to audio queues.” paletteswap.site/dif...
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Radiant G🌈 @radiantg.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Imagine being such a hot Lesbian you still have bitches 2,500 years later. Shout-out to Sappho fr
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TKarney @pecunium.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is not wrong.
dhuartson:

Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby.  That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.
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Grizzly @thegrizzlyden.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The Iceberg Theory, visualized:
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 14/04/2026

SHUT UP ABOUT FILING MY TAXES SHUT UP ABOUT FILING MY TAXES
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
virgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century
a medieval illustration of the virgin mary punching a horned, claw-footed, bestial devil
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𝖔𝖝𝖈𝖔𝖝𝖆 ✨🔜 Roundhouse | Evo France | Youmacon @oxcoxa.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Juri (Street Fighter 6) 💙
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
SOMEONE ORDER A STUNNER?!
A man who is so white he’s almost transparent, appearing to fly
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
the celestial spread - the star, the moon, and the sun 🌟🌙☀️
Digital artwork of characters from Howl’s Moving Castle as tarot cards The Star, The Moon, and The Sun
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
🎨 @wizardofbarge.bsky.social
are we back in medieval times cause everything sure is mid and evil illustration of a goblin on a snail
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Jon Poole @total2total.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Morning 😂
Cat in bag.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Let's focus on something we ALL agree on: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
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mwehehehe @sailorxgarnet.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Your favorite magical girl is ready for more quests ✨
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IlliterateScribbler @illiteratescribble.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Megan Kate Nelson 📚 @mkn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
A white poster board sign sporting a checklist - NO KINGS but green checks for books, art, empathy, love, and tacos
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