Reposted by Chris HouckHerculez Gomez @herculezg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sebastian Berhalter finishes well off a Julian Hall dummy. I can't think of any player who has improved more for the #USMNT over the last 10 months. 3332
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sebastian Berhalter is the face of US men’s soccer. 001
Reposted by Chris HouckCharles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Crazy game in Columbus tonight - drama and real bad blood between the teams. Via @bensteiner00.bsky.social, Crew coach Laurent Courtois was sharply critical of Miami gamesmanship postgame: "I would be red carded after five minutes against those guys. What they do is bad for the game, and it's sad." 413021
Reposted by Chris HouckSoccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026JAMAL THIARÉ WINS IT LATE FOR THE CREW 🤯🤯🤯 612121
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026#Crew96static.klipy.comNinja Skills vs. Pink FlamingosALT: Ninja Skills vs. Pink Flamingos 0324
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is pure chaos.static.klipy.comMadmax ThunderdomeALT: Madmax Thunderdome 000
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The practice field goals need to be a couple inches smaller all around. 000
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The anti Messi chant is loud and clear on the broadcast. Keep it up, Nordecke. #Crew96 0202
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Seeing a CB named Camacho on the bench just got me a little more excited than it should have. 010
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Owen Goal makes an appearance in Austin.static.klipy.comCutting Broccoli with a KnifeALT: Cutting Broccoli with a Knife 020
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And now 2 dudes on the bench after only 11 minutes in. 😬 000
Reposted by Chris HouckHerculez Gomez @herculezg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sebastian Berhalter has been excellent from the start of the World Cup until now. You’re either biased or crazy if you can’t see it. #USMNT 2474
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Beautiful assist by Berhalter there. Glad to see him continue to get better. 000
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My boss currently has both Covid and West Nile virus. I really hope whatever I’m coming down with isn’t some new cocktail virus he created. 000
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In a world that’s hesitant to call out the bad in one’s community, I’m proud to be part of one that isn’t. #Crew96 051
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I only purchased a Crew jersey with his name on the back because he once drove a minivan while smoking heaters in it. Still, I’m torn with what to do with this jersey now. 110
Reposted by Chris HouckMike Cornell @mcornell.dev · 19/09/2026My wife asked me to create this. So I did. If you can, please consider supporting by donating or sharing the link. Every bit of support makes a huge difference. gofund.me/80d341d9agofund.meDonate to Support Michael Through Cancer Care, organized by Michael CornellI’m Michael, and I’m creating this fundraiser for myself as I enter the last few w… Michael Cornell needs your support for Support Michael Through Cancer Care 32723
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m pretty sure Martinez was offside last game in a very similar fashion. 010
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Share a TV show that raised you. 📺static.klipy.comRocky And Bullwinkle HandshakeALT: Rocky And Bullwinkle Handshake 010
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is idiotic. I was driving when this was last law for all drivers. 8 hours off means between 4-6 hours sleep per night. Not only does it make for a miserable life outside of work, but now we are making the drivers of the most dangerous loads tired and less aware. Absolutely ridiculous. 141
Reposted by Chris HouckUS Open Cup News @thecup.us · 17/09/2026#USOC2026 Semifinal: The Columbus Crew are heading to the 2027 Lamar Hunt US Open Cup Final! A 2-1 win over Orlando City SC means #Crew96 will host either Colorado Rapids or St. Louis CITY SC on October 21. Goals from Josef Martinez and Brais Mendez. 0126
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This all looks and feels so familiar but I’ve developed trust issues. 020
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comBlaze Animated Fire Explosion IntroALT: Blaze Animated Fire Explosion Intro 020
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Man, those fans have come a long way since airplane bottles of Fireball in the bathroom. 030
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026After 25 games, The 2026 Crew have 3 points less than the 2016 team at this point in the season. #ForColumbus 040
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026#GoBucksstatic.klipy.comRalphie's 'Oh Fudge' from Christmas StoryALT: Ralphie's 'Oh Fudge' from Christmas Story 000
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just arrived home from the game to turn on the game.static.klipy.comBarack Obama's Confused ShrugALT: Barack Obama's Confused Shrug 020
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comConfused John Travolta MemeALT: Confused John Travolta Meme 010
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The field at Historic Crew Stadium is looking rough. 010
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There are opportunities for tonights game that I’ve never seen before. $30 for front row is hard to beat. #Crew96 430
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My excitement for tonight’s football game is almost entirely based on my having a zero and a seven in the office squares. IT PAYS IN REVERSE TOO. Can’t wait. 000
Reposted by Chris HouckDr. Amy Acton @amyactonoh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Horns down, go Bucks. 128626
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Every time I see Anthropic I think of Provasic. Thanks a lot, Devlin-MacGregor. 001
