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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 18h
One person dead. Two hundred under observation. A hospital quarantined. Here's what you need to know about the possible plague case in Russia
huffpost.com
People Are Comparing A Possible Russian Plague To COVID. Here’s What Experts Want You To Know.
One person has died, 200 are under observation and a hospital is under quarantine. Here’s what matters most to experts.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20h
This is what women on the right say about another woman who was gang raped. These are the same people our current Dem leadership thinks should be allowed to participate in normal society after we wrest control from the psychos.
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 18h
Is it me or do tampons fucking suck now???
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Blackniss Everdeen @the-green-queen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t stop laughing
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Dhruv Mehrotra @dmehro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEW: DHS agents tracked people observing ICE arrests, photographed them, ran their plates, pulled personal information, and added them to a Palantir database, according to newly unsealed court filings. w/ @regret.bsky.social
wired.com
ICE Has Been Dumping Protester Photos Into a Palantir Database
DHS agents not only tracked and intimidated people observing ICE activity in Maine, but stored information about them in a Palantir-built database, newly unsealed court filings say.
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Depop suggesting to me i should list my brand new docs for $36 lmao get fucked
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wondering why it feels so hot outside when it's only 78° so I checked the weather app and of course it's because of the HUMIDITY 😩
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bruv wtf???
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had just hit my pen when he started 'Delirium' and there were these crazy psychedelic visuals I was like
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saw the Gorillaz this weekend
Venue with red lights waiting for Gorillaz to come on stage
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Its been 60s/70s the past week or so but Thursday its going to be 90° like fuck off
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 28/09/2026
NEW: After we published an investigation into Brown Brothers Media, a company that buys struggling news sites and turns them into AI-powered content mills, we got a tip that completely gobsmacked me: one of the brothers has extensive connections to Ghislaine Maxwell futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com
You Know Those Three Brothers Who Buy Struggling News Sites and Turn Them Into AI-Powered Content Farms? It Turns Out One of Them Has Extensive Connections to Ghislaine Maxwell
Ideapod, a cornerstone brand of Brown Brothers Media's AI empire, has deep ties to convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell.
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GUESS who isnt slamming her door anymore after a little message sent to management?
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 23/09/2026
Five cops in Indianapolis were just criminally charged with abusing Flock to spy on their ex-wives, their wives' ex-partners and women they met on duty. Audit was triggered by us at the @washingtonpost.com, the prosecutor said. From last month: wapo.st/4yfNHng
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dude in my gym class FARTED IN MY FACE during push ups 😭😭😭
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wish there was a pill I could take for hyperhydrosis that would stop all excessive sweating
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally visiting my dad soon and hit up my friend from home to catch up, only for her to be out of town the exact days I'll be visiting 😭 this is the second year in a row this has happened, what are the chances!? 😭😭
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*laughs in humanities*
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Hank Hill's Evil Laugh
ALT: Hank Hill's Evil Laugh
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck these guys for real
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Medievalist.net @medievalists.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why Did the Medieval Irish Bury Butter? www.medievalists.net/2025/09/why-... #Ireland
medievalists.net
Why Did the Medieval Irish Bury Butter? - Medievalists.net
Why did the medieval Irish bury butter in peat bogs? Discover the surprising reasons behind bog butter, from preservation and protection to ritual offerings and curious modern finds.
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every so often I get on Twitter to check up on my fav accounts and I'm sorry but it's still so much funnier over there
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IYKYK 🌮 @nisslbody.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
New murderpurr just dropped
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
RNC is pushing this story out too
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
***Throwing this down as a marker, here on Sept. 17, 2026, that Fox News is helping to set stage for the Nov election being stolen by drumming up the Trump admin's "crackdown" on a handful of alleged cases of voter fraud. This reporter should be ashamed of himself. www.foxnews.com/politics/ski...
foxnews.com
Skid Row forgeries, illegal votes and a mayoral candidate: Election fraud cases pile up nationwide
Noncitizen voting and fraudulent voter registration cases were announced across several states this week, adding to DOJ's growing election fraud prosecutions from recent weeks.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Waking up and immediately wishing the day is over so I can go back to sleep
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm really loving how long my hair is now, it goes to my mid back! 💅
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Banana peel in the sanitary napkin receptacle in the bathroom..who is eating a banana on the toilet??
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lemon hats
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There were bomb threats called in to my job so thats fun
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Update: it's not going well
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Annalea 🪷🐝 @citizengatsby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I made this. LOL
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
its so funny how little trump cared about charlie kirk dying
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you want a rational conversation about tradeoffs you should start by demanding honesty from the industry that has been lying about this technology since its inception, not to mention one of the common talking points being "You're getting this whether you like it or not"
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DodgerFanLA @dodgerfanla.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lmao
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm not sure what's more disrespectful, the disgusting men in my office leaving the toilet seat up and pissing all over the floor or leaving the toilet seat down and pissing all over the seat
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm on a mission to get my waves back and of course as I always do when I get a new fixation I go and over buy a ton of hair products
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The USPS is reportedly set to comply with a Trump executive order by launching a hastily built, error-riddled system that could jeopardize mail voting
huffpost.com
USPS Work To Comply With Trump Executive Order Is Rushed, Sloppy, Whistleblower Warns
“The Postal Service has designed a system to disenfranchise millions of Americans,” Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.) said before releasing the whistleblower statement.
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gassing the Brits with that zaza
theguardian.com
Keep off the grass: British tennis players complain of marijuana smell at US Open
Britain’s US Open hopefuls have noticed the smell of marijuana wafting over the courts at Flushing Meadows from a nearby public park
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orithyia blue. @javeauriel.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
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Spongebob and Patrick Pushing on the Beach
Alt: Spongebob and Patrick Pushing on the Beach
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Good things happening to me?? Maybe?????
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I love having a cat, she is the light of my life, the air beneath my wings!!
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Holy shit!!! RIP Queen
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 23/08/2026
The sinister man
an orange cat sitting in a windowsill, lit from below by a lamp out of frame
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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