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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 2h
Very Black Mirror
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't understand why people stare at me when I'm blowing my nose in public??
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Truly a tragedy
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Perhaps these two mini pizzas and a shower will get me right
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I cannot smoke weed in these conditions!!
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think I have an alcohol intolerance it almost always makes me feel like shit and gives me a migraine
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Crazy how it was all fun and games two aperol spritz in but now I feel like POOP
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lmao WHAT???
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One person dead. Two hundred under observation. A hospital quarantined. Here's what you need to know about the possible plague case in Russia
huffpost.com
People Are Comparing A Possible Russian Plague To COVID. Here’s What Experts Want You To Know.
One person has died, 200 are under observation and a hospital is under quarantine. Here’s what matters most to experts.
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That and the leaking and lack of absorbency
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is what women on the right say about another woman who was gang raped. These are the same people our current Dem leadership thinks should be allowed to participate in normal society after we wrest control from the psychos.
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is it me or do tampons fucking suck now???
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm selling them for $140 and someone offered me $90 go die
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Natural pivot
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They're both pathetic pieces of shit that are equally destroying humanity
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck off bootlicker
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Blackniss Everdeen @the-green-queen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t stop laughing
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Dhruv Mehrotra @dmehro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEW: DHS agents tracked people observing ICE arrests, photographed them, ran their plates, pulled personal information, and added them to a Palantir database, according to newly unsealed court filings. w/ @regret.bsky.social
wired.com
ICE Has Been Dumping Protester Photos Into a Palantir Database
DHS agents not only tracked and intimidated people observing ICE activity in Maine, but stored information about them in a Palantir-built database, newly unsealed court filings say.
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Depop suggesting to me i should list my brand new docs for $36 lmao get fucked
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Timmythick
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wondering why it feels so hot outside when it's only 78° so I checked the weather app and of course it's because of the HUMIDITY 😩
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bruv wtf???
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok Doctor Eggman
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had just hit my pen when he started 'Delirium' and there were these crazy psychedelic visuals I was like
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like a fuzzy speck 😭
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
None of my other pics were good...think its time to upgrade my almost 5 yr old phone
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saw the Gorillaz this weekend
Venue with red lights waiting for Gorillaz to come on stage
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Its been 60s/70s the past week or so but Thursday its going to be 90° like fuck off
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As a dog hater, this is funny af
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 28/09/2026
NEW: After we published an investigation into Brown Brothers Media, a company that buys struggling news sites and turns them into AI-powered content mills, we got a tip that completely gobsmacked me: one of the brothers has extensive connections to Ghislaine Maxwell futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com
You Know Those Three Brothers Who Buy Struggling News Sites and Turn Them Into AI-Powered Content Farms? It Turns Out One of Them Has Extensive Connections to Ghislaine Maxwell
Ideapod, a cornerstone brand of Brown Brothers Media's AI empire, has deep ties to convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell.
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
McConkey??? 😂😂😂😂
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Loved neopets! Wish I had played Sims medieval
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jade was so funny 😂
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ive been putting up with it for a year now but slamming the door so hard my walls shake is unacceptable
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GUESS who isnt slamming her door anymore after a little message sent to management?
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 23/09/2026
Five cops in Indianapolis were just criminally charged with abusing Flock to spy on their ex-wives, their wives' ex-partners and women they met on duty. Audit was triggered by us at the @washingtonpost.com, the prosecutor said. From last month: wapo.st/4yfNHng
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why has no one beaten the shit out of this crook yet
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He's been releasing silent but deadlys for a while now, this one was actually loud af and sounded like he shit his pants
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dude in my gym class FARTED IN MY FACE during push ups 😭😭😭
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wish there was a pill I could take for hyperhydrosis that would stop all excessive sweating
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally visiting my dad soon and hit up my friend from home to catch up, only for her to be out of town the exact days I'll be visiting 😭 this is the second year in a row this has happened, what are the chances!? 😭😭
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Woahhh RIP...
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*laughs in humanities*
static.klipy.com
Hank Hill's Evil Laugh
ALT: Hank Hill's Evil Laugh
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck these guys for real
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Medievalist.net @medievalists.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why Did the Medieval Irish Bury Butter? www.medievalists.net/2025/09/why-... #Ireland
medievalists.net
Why Did the Medieval Irish Bury Butter? - Medievalists.net
Why did the medieval Irish bury butter in peat bogs? Discover the surprising reasons behind bog butter, from preservation and protection to ritual offerings and curious modern finds.
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😂😂😂
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Y'all got schooled
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ktdoort.bsky.social @ktdoort.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every so often I get on Twitter to check up on my fav accounts and I'm sorry but it's still so much funnier over there
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