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KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 15h

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A room that contains a massive mountain bike, on top of a mattress.
In this room, there is also an Egyptian sarcophagus and a metal detector.

A modern kitchen with a unique, custom-built kitchen island with a built-in live fish tank base. Poor fish!

A room with a collection of creepy vintage dolls neatly lined up against the wall. A purple beanbag chair in the foreground, and a wall-mounted television displaying a beach scene. Weird.

A bathroom that inexplicably has two obelisks either side of the bath.

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It's my birthday and I have crumble and custard 💕

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KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'd ask on a legal Reddit!

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You and Miranda Hart are kin

Yeah, my mum brought my duck and they just remove once the lovely drugs take hold. I'm nearly 40 and I still have my duck.

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MY FAVOURITE celeb of all time 😢

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Did James Acaster get hot??

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My friend is due to give birth tomorrow, and is still doing all nursery runs, classes, dinner, bathtime, clean up - while she has a husband who works from home. It feels not normal to me? I know a lot of mums and I think often they took a load off towards the finale?

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Me: I'm going to make a salad to go with dinner My fridge: you did not buy salad.

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WELCOME TO THE STAGEEEE SAUSAGE AND TITS You would walk on wearing a top, no trousers. I'd be wearing trousers, no top.

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Today I have had physiotherapy, a podiatrist appointment and therapy. Tomorrow is my birthday. I shall be sliding into the last year of my 30's with a clear head, beautiful feet and hopes of having two working arms soon.

The girls group chat today

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I'm sure you have a lovely sized vagina!

Just the perfect size

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I had a friend who would always comment that my food tasted amazing - even when it was something simple like a quick salad. She didn't believe in using salt in any of her cooking. Not for religious reasons, just a big dafty.

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I wish I could teleport my auzzie mates to the UK 😢

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I mean, this question could be asked about so many items available on the luxury market 😆

Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

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How sheepish is Europe? This map shows the distribution of sheep across Europe. Source: buff.ly/dSfHDOe

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Woke up to a message from a friend that says: "One of my self soothing techniques is to look at things I can’t afford online. Here is what 3k can get you at liberty - a tiny diamond cock signet ring" 😂😂😂

ARTEMER

18ct Gold Statement Signet Ring
£3,600.00

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Text a friend today: "You're the toughest motherfucker I know, but even bad bitches need forehead kisses x" You know anyone having a baby? Send them something supportive.

Ah no, she's a second hand beauty bought cash. I seee, so what she's saying is "it might be expensive, sorry in advance?" Like....that's fine. But say that.

Ozzy @karohemd.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026

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Are the room with the sarcophagus and the bathroom with the obelisks in the same house?

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Sadly, no, but that would be an incredible new vibe!

Something small on my (Toyota) car is broken and I emailed the garage to ask if they can fix it. She said yes but it "Unfortunately, it is likely to need to be a genuine Toyota part but I'll try for non-genuine" What does this mean? I don't want to ask by reply, I am so dumb with car stuff.

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Have lit some incense and opened a beer that's been in the freezer for an hour. So. Yay me.

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Just had to pay £35 to take my sister *off* my car insurance 🧐 and removing her only takes down £2 a month...

static.klipy.com

Wait Wait What

Alt: Wait Wait What

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"Farage, Farage - the Tweed Clad Gonad - Farage, Farage" has been going around and around in my mind this afternoon. A real tasty bit of Echolalia.

KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

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A terrible brown clad bathroom with a kind of baby puke coloured bathroom suite.

A kitchen with a full sized medieval suit of armour in one corner

A house clad entirely with stones and rocks internally.

A house that's carpeted with awful mottled carpet that looks quite a lot of assorted indoor moss.

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I knowwwwww. A friend sent me a picture of her new born wearing the lobster one 🔥 and so now am buying it for a different friend who is about to have her second bub.

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If anyone has described him as a kind an loving father I am going to scream.

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