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@krissy.bsky.social
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Data scientist, guardian of two bunnies, proud masshole. I used to joke that my rabbits scared away the monsters under my bed, but I've switched to sleeping in a hammock, so She/her. Cambridge MA

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What if mermaids existed and Trump got us into a trade war with the sea? Maybe there would be a campaign to encourage merfolk to buy only "mermade".
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the storm’s name? macklemore
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
me: I'm planning to get groceries tomorrow at the Market Basket in Somerville :) nor'easter: lol, sucks to be you! maybe you should give up and just eat beans all weekend
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's me, I'm sliding into stressed territory
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Mary Branscombe @marypcbuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looking forward to waking up and reading about Flock cameras jammed full of the Bee movie script
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm crying reading the messages of solidarity from these artists. It wasn't that long ago that I lost friends because I supported campus protests against the genocide.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think I always suspected Musk was a fraud because experiences I had earlier in life immunized me against guys like him. But I've also had to learn from hard experience more recently of other kinds of jerks. What if there were a book that was just, like, an encyclopedia of assholes?
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe it’s the kombucha talkin but here’s the thing: you count. You count in a world that wants to beat you down. Maybe you’ve struggled with self-confidence your entire life. I sure as fuck have. But we’re here and we’re pushing back against the doubt and the bullshit. Thanks for being, shitbirds 💜
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Katie Hinde @mammalssuck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"The whole “Oh no, our models went rogue” thing … When a bridge collapses, you don’t analyze whether the bridge was ethical or sentient or why it decided to collapse. You ask, who is the person who built this bridge to be so flimsy?" www.wired.com/story/one-of...
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One of AI’s Fiercest Critics Says All the Doom Talk Is ‘Meant to Distract Us’
Timnit Gebru argues that AI companies are stoking fears of extinction to avoid discussing actual harms, like autonomous weapons.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is what I have trouble imagining. Like, what can an LLM or even agentic AI actually *do* to destroy the world? Hack the electrical grid and shut it down? Scam us all out of all our money? Impersonate the president and launch our nukes? Like, what is the actual danger we're anticipating here?
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I finally saw Coyote vs. Acme. It was a delight!
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Achievement unlocked: I’ve had to take an AI-generated training for work :(
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I had some peel-and-stick wallpaper samples, so I decorated my rabbits' castle. Zuzu approves.
A wooden two-story rabbit castle with a balcony and a ramp. The outside is covered in patches of wallpaper samples, and the effect looks like a crazy quilt or a patchwork quilt. Okay, some pieces are peeling and I need to tape them better. A gray rabbit (Zuzu, Earl Grey) sits in the upper story, looking at the camera.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"While kids at normal schools *take a bus*...." In addition to all the cultish and abusive stuff, what this school is teaching is classism.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I might have passed this test when I was a kid, but it would have been because of a history of abuse and my habit of dissociation.
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(((Brady Surface))) @sirfache.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A lot of people asking him questions already answered by his insistence that the beef is clean....
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me crossing beef off my shopping list …
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
new existential dread unlocked
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Shocking no one, I speak like a New Englander mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
Dialect map showing New England and parts of upstate New York in red, the South in blue, and some yellow in Florida, the northern plains and California, which makes sense given patterns of migration.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's Tetris for me. But! There was also this credit-card-sized game that I somehow acquired
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Vintage Nintendo Game & Watch Parachute Game 1981 Japan Tested Working | eBay
The Vintage Nintendo Game & Watch Parachute Game from 1981 Japan is a classic electronic game featuring the iconic Nintendo brand. This handheld game is designed to test your skills in a thrilling parachute jumping simulation. With its retro design and functionality, this collectible piece offers a nostalgic gaming experience that is sure to delight both casual enthusiasts and avid collectors alike.
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Lana Sinapayen @sinalana.eurosky.social · 04/09/2026
Tired: The poor are poor because they are morally bad Wired: The rich are rich because they are morally bad
Citation: Paul Piff, Daniel Stancato, Stéphane Côté, Rodolfo Mendoza-Denton, and Dacher Keltner, for amassing evidence that upper-class people are more likely to snatch from a children’s supply of candy, and engage in other kinds of unethical behavior.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's me, sitting in a coffeeshop with a chai latte and good book. Might post some pictures of colorful leaves or wild turkeys on my walk home.
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John Hawkinson @johnhawkinson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hello, Primary election day! As in past years, I will attempt to collect Cambridge election results from machine tapes as polls close or tapes are posted at the Senior Center. (But many races go outside #cambma boundaries, so value of this is limited!) Google Sheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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Cambridge 2026 state/federal primary realtime tally
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I can't tell if I'm just not on Facebook enough or what, but I hate the marketplace chat UI. I'm using FB in the browser, so maybe that's the problem? It's all first names with the same icon (the thing I'm selling). It's a mess when people with similar names message you about a thing.
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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Another winner from sidthevisualkid on Insta
I will succeed because I am insane

It is a cartoon of a mouse who took the cheese out of the mouse trap and is using it as an exercise bar
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14/08/2026
I'm trying to find the book this was published in, I think it might be at my mom's, but here's another back from my publishing days
when you leave the house in the morning,
i am the coffee machine without filter or beans,
i am the dishes unwashed with last night's salad,
mourning the absent soap.

i love you as only the air fryer
can love a thawing hot dog,
the way the neglected toilet basin
must love the scrub brush dripping with bleach

i dance with the furniture, the appliances,
shuffle about the empty house.
we peek out the windows for your car
and play easy card games.
the couch and i sit on the floor,
laps empty, staring at each other.

your absence makes me the toaster
in a power outage, longing for its own heat.
i become a spider in the crevasse of the mattress,
waiting for you to return to sleep so that i
can accidentally crawl into your mouth.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I love Silo so much that I had a dream last night that I saw the Season 3 finale and woke up honestly confused about how much of that had actually happened in the show.
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tukey's Honestly Significant Difference sounds like an old-timey patent medicine. It sounds like it's trying to sell me a difference that is not, in fact, significant.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
woman waking up from surgery: where's my husband? doctor: who do you think gave you the sixth finger? this week on GenerAI Hospital
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A whole lot of work goes into digging a single tunnel by hand
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not sure who made this, but I agree with the friend who sent it to the group: it is an excellent tribute to Dolly Parton
A big scary looking flashlight labeled "Das Kapital by Karl Marx" next to a tiny little flashlight labeled "9 To 5 by Dolly Parton". The wee little flashlight is much much brighter than the big one, though.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I can't believe that I recognized this scene even though I haven't seen it in, like, a decade? Of course, now I have this song stuck in my head
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Marjorie Decker must be spending *so much* on her campaign. Just today I got 5 different mailers from her. This weekend I *twice* saw a billboard truck driving around advertising Decker. I also see way more Decker lawn signs than signs for anyone else for any office. I'm voting for Evan MacKay.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s in the high 70’s and still August, but it feels like fall is here
Tree with slightly brown-tinged leaves near Kendall Sq.
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What an absolute magic trick to at once exemplify humility and spectacle.
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Sing Dance
Alt: Dolly Parton winks and wiggles magically
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No!!! She was the last living person that all Americans could agree was good
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I feel certain this ends with this woman in a retirement home talking to an AI son bot
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
magician teller should take a cue from bank tellers and chain penn to his desk
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#4 for sure, especially at night, whether I'm asleep or not
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Børge @forteller.tutoteket.no.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
Really love this way of dealing with problems with people pirating your software: herman.bearblog.dev/piracy-kills
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
10/10 for that level of crumple
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/08/2026
the bravest thing a manager can do for their team is say "i will respond to that email". not even for every email. but for maybe 1 out of every 100 emails it's the modern equivalent of jumping on a grenade and why someone should get to be in a leadership role
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The only people I know IRL who had anything close to a catch phrase were some of my high school teachers.
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