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@krissy.bsky.social
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Data scientist, guardian of two bunnies, proud masshole. I used to joke that my rabbits scared away the monsters under my bed, but I've switched to sleeping in a hammock, so She/her. Cambridge MA

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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 15h
*menacing
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 15h
The magnet thing that chases them in the junkyard was so menaching. That's what stuck with me.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 15h
It took me YEARS to be able to watch that scene without closing my eyes!!!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'd eat mermalade with Paddington the Merbear.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I listen to the radio when I'm in the car, so I know it's played on a lot fTop 40's stations. It's okay for a pop country song. I'm surprised anyone cares this much about whether people will "admit" to listening to country. This feels like more culture war bs.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sorry, that was a long way to go for a pun.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What if mermaids existed and Trump got us into a trade war with the sea? Maybe there would be a campaign to encourage merfolk to buy only "mermade".
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the storm’s name? macklemore
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe if some aspects of your mind are wasting away, it's just that the other aspects are too brilliant for the rest of us to even perceive.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's like how wasting diseases like tuberculosis were romanticized in the early 1800's. To be thin, frail, and even actively dying was a sign that your creative genius burned too bright for this world.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
me: I'm planning to get groceries tomorrow at the Market Basket in Somerville :) nor'easter: lol, sucks to be you! maybe you should give up and just eat beans all weekend
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It left the strongest impression on me of any Voyager episode, so I categorize it as one of my top ten, but I can definitely see it being hateable for basically the same reason.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What about Tuvix?
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I once waited in a therapist's waiting room for an hour before giving up. Turns out, she had forgotten we had an appointment. It was both (personally) relatable and (professionally) unacceptable.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gravity Falls! Such a good show!
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's me, I'm sliding into stressed territory
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Magpies are the absolute best!
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Mary Branscombe @marypcbuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looking forward to waking up and reading about Flock cameras jammed full of the Bee movie script
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm crying reading the messages of solidarity from these artists. It wasn't that long ago that I lost friends because I supported campus protests against the genocide.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LinkedIn covers a few entries as well
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Great literature that is character-driven could also immunize you. Maybe the encyclopedia of assholes is just a collection of short stories that will piss you off.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think I always suspected Musk was a fraud because experiences I had earlier in life immunized me against guys like him. But I've also had to learn from hard experience more recently of other kinds of jerks. What if there were a book that was just, like, an encyclopedia of assholes?
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe it’s the kombucha talkin but here’s the thing: you count. You count in a world that wants to beat you down. Maybe you’ve struggled with self-confidence your entire life. I sure as fuck have. But we’re here and we’re pushing back against the doubt and the bullshit. Thanks for being, shitbirds 💜
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When he said he’d be okay with NYC getting nuked I thought it must be a bit, since he’s also in the northeast, but he really seems sincere…?!
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He’s in North Andover. Not a huge surprise
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Katie Hinde @mammalssuck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"The whole “Oh no, our models went rogue” thing … When a bridge collapses, you don’t analyze whether the bridge was ethical or sentient or why it decided to collapse. You ask, who is the person who built this bridge to be so flimsy?" www.wired.com/story/one-of...
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One of AI’s Fiercest Critics Says All the Doom Talk Is ‘Meant to Distract Us’
Timnit Gebru argues that AI companies are stoking fears of extinction to avoid discussing actual harms, like autonomous weapons.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hmm :/ I guess we're better off with the mosquitos
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
if AI is so powerful, we should be able to create LLM mosquitos on little drones and let them do whatever mosquitos do but be solar-powered and not bite us
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is so true. When someone says "He's a nice guy, I think. Anyway, I've never heard anything bad about him", what I hear is "It's possible no one trusts me and I'm woefully underinformed."
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If I had to guess which is the most dangerous realistically: pig-butchering with AI girlfriends on a larger scale than is possible now with real human labor. It would still be humans running it, though.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is what I have trouble imagining. Like, what can an LLM or even agentic AI actually *do* to destroy the world? Hack the electrical grid and shut it down? Scam us all out of all our money? Impersonate the president and launch our nukes? Like, what is the actual danger we're anticipating here?
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I finally saw Coyote vs. Acme. It was a delight!
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This one was in-person interview training, which emphasized the need to give candidates a good experience
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Achievement unlocked: I’ve had to take an AI-generated training for work :(
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have been in a relationship with my calculator for months, and I'm deeply offended at the idea that our love is not "real" or "healthy"
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I had some peel-and-stick wallpaper samples, so I decorated my rabbits' castle. Zuzu approves.
A wooden two-story rabbit castle with a balcony and a ramp. The outside is covered in patches of wallpaper samples, and the effect looks like a crazy quilt or a patchwork quilt. Okay, some pieces are peeling and I need to tape them better. A gray rabbit (Zuzu, Earl Grey) sits in the upper story, looking at the camera.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I went to a Girl Scout camp and learned how to start a fire and such like. I loved it! But probably part of the reason I loved it was that it wasn't school and I wasn't being graded or forced into a Survivor-style competition for $50k.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"While kids at normal schools *take a bus*...." In addition to all the cultish and abusive stuff, what this school is teaching is classism.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I might have passed this test when I was a kid, but it would have been because of a history of abuse and my habit of dissociation.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
SJW = Social Justice sWifts
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(((Brady Surface))) @sirfache.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A lot of people asking him questions already answered by his insistence that the beef is clean....
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me crossing beef off my shopping list …
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
new existential dread unlocked
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Looks like I got the same zeroing in on Springfield, which is weird, because I remember taking this NYT quiz back in the day and it said I was more from Yonkers. I wonder what changed....
New York Times version of the map above, with New England red and western Mass/CT even darker red. Small maps below for Springfield, Boston and Yonkers accents.
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^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I code switch so much but so subtly that I had trouble even answering many of the questions. I have no idea how I say the word "pecan".
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