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Kris10

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Definitely just an old balding man. Co-host of the Trek Marry Kill podcast: pod.link/trekmarrykill?view=apps&so…

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 4h
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 4h
is there more than one arizona state
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 4h
ASU being included in any list that also includes CalTech and MIT is hilarious.
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 13h
As a native Californian I am personally offended that East of Eden was not shot in California. “The Salinas Valley doesn’t look like it did when the book takes place,” is horseshit, for anyone who has ever been within 50 miles of Salinas can verify.
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alt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This film is not based upon the Gospels but upon this fictional exploration of the eternal spiritual conflict. (from The Last Temptation of Christ)Chris Evans
And just to be clear, this isn't Buzz Lightyear the toy.
This is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Our minisplit A/c unit in the living room is not sounding great and we still have a few more days of this heatwave 💀💀💀
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I rode an elevator with Eva Marie Saint once but saw her around a lot. She was a lovely human being.
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Trek Marry Kill Podcast @trekmarrykpod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🖖NEW EPISODE🖖Jonathan Archer risks his dog's life to visit an alien planet just because it *looks* like Earth -- but! It has pollen that causes human beings to go mad. It's "Strange New World," the episode that somehow wasn't the second episode of Enterprise! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
Novakovich and Cutler look out the window of the mess at the sunrise over this strange new world (off screen).Archer lets Porthos out of the shuttlepodNovakovich is beamed back with twigs and leaves embedded in his bodyT'Pol points a phase pistol at a Florida Man (off screen)
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I used to love the chicken patty sandwich! And I would have eaten a corn dog every day if it were offered 😭
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My school lunches at my schools were horrible or literally candy bars.
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every kid at my son’s school gets free breakfast, lunch, and snacks and this is his afternoon snack! It’s a butter croissant with cheese and pepperoni inside and it’s still warm!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's time
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the movie theater and there was a line of people waiting to get into the imax theater to see Digger 😭
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My son wanted to watch Lady and the Tramp and when they go to the Italian restaurant there’s a poster on the wall outside for a play of Uncle Tom’s Cabin and I am losing it. How did I not notice this in the first 100 viewings?!
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’re at the pediatric dentist and there is a kid absolutely losing it in the back. Like screaming bloody murder. And apparently it was just because of the fluoride paste.
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They may say it’s a withholding, but yes, he will need to pay a small amount on top of that
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This guy literally tanked a 100 year old studio and now even gets his taxes paid.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator theonion.com/unsupportive-parents-e…
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The old Party City storefront that went out of business is now an off brand Spirit Halloween called Spooky Halloween. Late stage capitalism is wild.
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(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s going to be 100 degrees on Saturday and I sincerely hope my son’s soccer game is canceled. They don’t even keep score or play positions anyway.
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Since it’s late I’m going to make a confession. I do not find Connor Storrie attractive. I have no idea what the big deal is with him.
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Up late enough to watch The Tonight Show. Mistakes, I’ve made a few.
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If one of those r*pists wrote one of their essays with ChatGPT im going to lose it.
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ʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ 🇵🇭 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanthomasriddle.com · 27/09/2026
Oh hai, @trekmarrykpod.bsky.social
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is literally erewhon
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It was top of the line at the time but Jesus.
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m looking into getting a new computer and I can’t believe that a middle of the road laptop still had less hard drive and memory than my 18 year old iMac 💀
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ok this one is actually funny. They should let him put his name on the place Lincoln was shot.
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So…this guy is having them speak in Olde English even though that’s not what the play was written in?
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Trek Marry Kill Podcast @trekmarrykpod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🖖NEW EPISODE🖖Captain Archer and the crew of Enterprise are cranky because they haven't run into any new aliens on their maiden voyage. Meanwhile, Hoshi isn't sure she's cut out for a deep space assignment. Is Enterprise's "Fight or Flight" a TREK, MARRY, or KILL? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
Sato and Trip look at a slug on a rock under some very purple and bisexual lightingSato seated at her communication station with a finger to her earpiece, listening for a signal.T'Pol looking into her viewfinder.Enterprise held by a tractor beam emanating from an alien spacecraft which is being fired upon by an Axanarian vessel (off screen)
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Trek Marry Kill Podcast @trekmarrykpod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
⚡RERUN⚡Our second Trek Marry Kill EVER was a look at "Where No Man Has Gone Before," Star Trek's *second* pilot. Kirk's best friend becomes a god and tries to kill him. Is the episode a TREK, MARRY, or KILL? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...
TOS image: USS Enterprise moving from left to right. Titles superimposed over the image. "Where No Man Has Gone Before"
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Trek Marry Kill Podcast @trekmarrykpod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🧑‍🌾RERUN🧑‍🌾We played TREK MARRY KILL with the Enterprise pilot "Broken Bow" alllll the way back in 2022. Is Captain Archer's first adventure a good one? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...
EXT. SPACE - Shot of Earth largely in darkness as it has just turned towards the sun which lights the ridge across the screen. Title is superimposed: "Broken Bow"
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i make the best meatloaf in nebraska" sounds like some sort of threat
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Coyote vs. ACME was great btw. The boy got a little restless because the roadrunner was off screen for a stretch but he ended up liking it.
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just made chicken salad with Buffalo Wild Wings spicy garlic sauce and they should hire me to make recipes for their retail sauces.
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Accidentally bought a non-alcoholic drink and I’m fucking pissed
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pilates bruise is coming along nicely.
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have a feeling they may change the Q&A format after a 7 year old asks their personal opinions on the status of several dwarf planet candidates and then argues with them over it but we shall see!
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Im taking our kid to a lecture at CalTech so he can ask an actual professor questions about the surface pressure of Venus rather than me trying to stumble through an answer.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
Statler and waldorf
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I would think the affiliates would complain at some point but I haven’t heard anything about that yet 🤔
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I fell during Pilates class and now I have a big swollen bruise that does not look good. I did finish class though.
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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I literally cannot believe this is real life.
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J.A. Killingsound @kislingconnection.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"It used to be if you were on TV, you had to have charisma, or at least a good name. Names like Walter Cronkite and Edward R. Morrow. Now I turn on the TV and I don't know these names at all. Russ Douthat. I don't now how to spell it and I don't much care. . . "
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the packers today
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
just reading up on the us open winner and he has real foreboding subheads on his wikipedia
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