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Rua M. Williams @fractalecho.bsky.social · 14h

It's my bookiversary. (check comments for a link that works.)

panda, the artful bisexualist @artfulscientist.bsky.social · 13h

i don’t remember why i have this appointment, clinic’s pre-check website. you’re the one that called me to make it! i assume you know!

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panda, the artful bisexualist @artfulscientist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i’ve been dealing with some pretty bad carpal tunnel inflammation the last couple months, it sucks anyway, turns out my work chair was too short.

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Sexy Tuna: Train Conductrix @dirtynerdy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

look at his giant teeth!!

20 lb sweetie pie black cat absolutely murdering a chew stick cat toy. His big predator teeth are out, and they mean business

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Animal Photo Reference Repository @animalphotorefs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This starts tomorrow!

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musicianapolis @generalmusician.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If someone contends they've never even heard of potpourri, it may say more about them. With incessant news coverage and scent presence, it's pretty difficult to still claim total ignorance. There is a deeper reason why people say they haven't smelled it: cultural sachet

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026

Amazing how often the needs and vulnerabilities of neurodivergent women get completely ignored.

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026

lol if the conservatives want to take away my ADHD medication, I refuse to be held responsible for all the incredibly dumb things that will happen next

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That dumbass reality show guy who ran for Mayor of LA is now saying that Mamdani is just being good at governing so that his socialist friends can get elected because people like what they’re doing at which point they’ll start doing bad stuff and that’s just great that’s a tremendous thing to argue

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panda, the artful bisexualist @artfulscientist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

oh no. i got added to a starter pack. time to shitpost harder.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Should the taxpayer-funded FBI be dispatching multiple counterterrorism agents to investigate threatening phone calls that Stephen Miller’s wife Katie claims to have received? We asked two tradwife influencers at a Christian crypto conference in Orlando.

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panda, the artful bisexualist @artfulscientist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

one of the things i love best about the expanse is that they answer the important questions, like whether petrichor smells different on other planets

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panda, the artful bisexualist @artfulscientist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i love that opossums are immune to rabies. apparently it’s bc they’re too cold for the virus to thrive :D

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Sexy Tuna: Train Conductrix @dirtynerdy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

what if Hunger Games but it’s sucking off mr beast

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 25/09/2026

"Did you hear about the Western Massachussetts lesbian bar?" You bolt awake in the fens of Wessex. You are not online. It is 875 CE. You are the general Guthrum, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Wessex must burn.

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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think we've all read Genghis Khan's "Proceedings of the Kurultai on the Large and Small Gametes."

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 26/09/2026

When interviewing for a job, ask about their "yogurt policy" and chuckle derisively at whatever answer they give you. Now you have the upper hand and they don't even have a coherent yogurt policy.

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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A Bombardier CRJ900 in flight with a speech bubble saying "GREEN EGGS AND HAM IM 4 FRESCAS AND 10 BISCOFFS DEEP"

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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Crime's Gonna Get You! By me and @kevinwmoore.bsky.social, who initially forgot the bowtie in panel 2 and I had to remind him. Can you imagine? The whole cartoon would have been ruined! Dammit, Kevin! Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry

TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON

This cartoon has four panels. They all show the same scene: A woman in an orange tracksuit, in a park, is talking to a red robot on tank treads. The robot has a television screen for a head, with a newsman’s face on the screen, and “NEWSBOT-5000” written on its side.

PANEL 1

The woman walks peacefully along the sidewalk. The newsbot extends a microphone toward her. The newsman on its screen looks extremely cheerful.

NEWSBOT: Hi! It’s me, the media! Have you noticed that you’re surrounded by CRIME?

WOMAN: I am?

PANEL 2

A closer shot. The woman looks increasingly nervous, touching a finger to her cheek. The newsbot leans eagerly toward her.

NEWSBOT: Yes! You’re VERY endangered! It’s VERY likely that someone is about to jump out and murder you RIGHT NOW!

PANEL 3

The woman looks around a bit nervously, but all is quiet. The newsbot watches her with a worried expression.

PANEL 4

The newsbot suddenly yells at the woman. Startled, she leaps into the air, her glasses flying off her face.

NEWSBOT: ANY SECOND NOW!

WOMAN: AAUGH!

CHICKEN FAT WATCH

“Chicken fat” is an ancient cartooning term for fun but unimportant details in the art.

Panel 1 - The sun has a face and is smoking a cig. A tree also has a rather angry-looking face. A strange one-eyed creature—who Kevin assures me is not a minion, but a little creature that he's been doodling his whole life—pops out of the ground. And a hostile raccoon accosts a frightened rat.

Panel 3 - The one-eyed creature is now up a tree. The tree's face now looks like the tree is napping, including some drool. The rat is offering a bottle of booze to the raccoon.

Panel 4 - The tree's face is now awake, surprised by the Newsbot's yelling. The one-eyed creature is all the way on the horizon. And the raccoon and rat are happily drunk together.

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panda, the artful bisexualist @artfulscientist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

client: “no worries!” me: “no, worries!”

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panda, the artful bisexualist @artfulscientist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

one thing i hate about the rise of AI is everyone’s immediate “well that’s AI” reaction to things they don’t like. no, some people really just do write bad. where do you think the AI got it from?

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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

“You winked at me! I thought you had a plan!”
INDEED. OH, YES. I PLANNED TO SEE WHAT YOU WOULD DO.
“Just that?”
YOU ARE VERY RESOURCEFUL. AND OF COURSE YOU HAVE HAD AN EDUCATION.
“What?”
I DID ADD THE SPARKLY STARS AND THE NOISE, THOUGH. I THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE APPROPRIATE.
“And if I hadn’t done anything?”
I DARESAY I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING. AT THE LAST MINUTE.
“That was the last minute!”
THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR ANOTHER LAST MINUTE.

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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This Taylor Lorenz?? I shan't believe it.

Taylor Lorenz
@TaylorLorenz

Nazis are fascists but ironically IRL can be very welcoming & accommodating, hence they are able to effectively radicalize ppl.
They show more empathy IRL in spaces they're recruiting in than these DSA ppl ever have. It's abhorrent, and another reason the "left" has zero power.

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Daily bunny no.3348 finds a creature out of time

Four bunnies encounter a microraptor, a small dinosaur with colorful feathers. They are standing around the microraptor, who regards them with a curious bird-like grin

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panda, the artful bisexualist @artfulscientist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i made a lil guy. my first amigurumi, even. 🧶#crochet

orange crochet amigurumi snake sitting on a closed laptop

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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

friend told me a story about her dad’s college music class where they wrote different examples of classical compositions John Williams ripped off and John Williams showed up for a masterclass one day, saw it, went over to the blackboard and started adding more examples

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panda, the artful bisexualist @artfulscientist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

love for me that the biggest healthcare provider in OR is a Catholic org.

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Emma Arcadia @emarcadia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is a good reminder that the Catholic church in the US has imposed a trans health care ban so severe that no elected Republican has been willing to even suggest making a similar law. The Pope has acquiesced to this ban.

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026

KIDS PLAYING SPORTS ISN’T ABOUT FAIRNESS IT’S ABOUT KIDS PLAYING WITH THEIR FRIENDS

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/09/2026

If Thomas Chatterton Williams agrees with you there is something foundationally wrong with your argument

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026

A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 21/09/2026

I'm usually not in a hurry and I'm super patient, so the few times I do want people to hurry the fuck up, they should know I've been patient all those times and give me credit for that

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panda, the artful bisexualist @artfulscientist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

baphomet will not stop starting shit between starbuck and errol. sigh

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panda, the artful bisexualist @artfulscientist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

now that's a political strategy i can get behind

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panda, the artful bisexualist @artfulscientist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

hell yeah, Baphomet also plays fetch. cats who play fetch are the best.

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panda, the artful bisexualist @artfulscientist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

haven't shared any of my art in a while. this is an old piece that i just think is neat #art

monochromatic digital painting in white, grey and black. taking up the majority of the foreground is a bush with large white flowers predominantly featured. in the mid-ground is the top of a light post that is modeled like an old time gas lantern. in the background is the top of a building rendered in stylized vertical rectangles to portray modern siding. the silhouette of a tree is in the topmost left corner of the image. the sky is black except what is visible through the branches of the tree.

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Sexy Tuna: Train Conductrix @dirtynerdy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Bizarro PacMan

triangle-based pattern colored to look like misshapen pacmen, ghosts and fruit. Some of the ghosts have caught a pacman. Based on the original pacman game design.

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panda, the artful bisexualist @artfulscientist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Baphomet loves Starbuck and Errol so damn much. He grooms them when they let him (which isn't often, they're both not super into affection from other cats), he wants to cuddle all the time, he follows them all over the place.

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Sexy Tuna: Train Conductrix @dirtynerdy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He got his last round of vaccines yesterday. I leashed him into his carrier. The first pic is on the bus on the way to the vet. I opened the top and he was blissed out in the sun the other two pics were when we were waiting on the train. i think he’s gonna be a leash kitty!

tabby kitten in a carrier, blissed out in the sun, blepping his tongue

tabby kitten chilling in his carrier, popping his head out the top with his lil paws over the edge; his eyes are open, alert, and calm

tabby kitten chilling in his carrier, popping his head out the top with his lil paws over the edge; his eyes are closed with a very happy/calm face

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