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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Wow. Even Jesus got the urge from time to time to yank. DISCUSS! www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3WHp_bnLlI

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

In yet ANOTHER decision by a judge trying to unstick Alex Jones' abuse of the legal process to prevent us from paying the Sandy Hook families, Texas judge Maya Gamble said Alex Jones has conducted "outrageous discovery abuse, tampering with evidence, and continuous, callous disrespect" for the law.

Even if the Court were to consider the expert affidavit and testimony offered
by FSS as prima facie evidence of FSS's net worth, the Court finds that it cannot treat such
evidence offered by FSS as credible in light of its past behavior documented in numerous
orders of this Court, including outrageous discovery abuse, tampering with evidence, and
continuous and callous disrespect for the integrity of these proceedings. This behavior has
included discovery abuse with respect to evidence of net worth, and as such, the Court has
no faith in the veracity of evidence offered by FSS as to its own net worth.

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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Saying this now, just in case - - New Yorkers hated Giuliani on 9/10, couldn't wait to get rid of him - Giuliani was in the street on 9/11 bc the Command Center at 7WTC was destroyed (he put it there to be near Judi Nathan) - Giuliani killed 343 firemen by forcing cheap radios on them

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

"Quote from Count Dankula" — the Russian government

Tim Heidecker’s Alex Jones impression 'cringe as f*ck right out the gate'?

Quote from Count Dankula

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/03/2026

“After major breakthroughs in obtaining the penises of a manatee, an armadillo, and a pygmy jerboa, I’m pleased to announce that my experimental anticancer elixir is mere weeks away from completion,” said Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

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RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’

WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Friday in ...

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holden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

me: gosh I wish we could go back to real passenger rail [monkey’s paw in my back pocket curling up]

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/03/2026

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/03/2026

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sin…

Q: What is Sinners about?

A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.

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G @gpatrick.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

@whatahellofawaytodad.com Made me think of you.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Guys... we don't have exact numbers, but we've gotta be close. membership.theonion.com

membership.theonion.com

Join The Onion

Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.

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rust belt city enjoyer @rustbeltenjoyer.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Stop request buttons are impure and soul corrupting. Every time you press that dull and unfeeling plastic switch, your ancestors cry out as their spirits ache to pull on a trolley bell cord.

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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

A new golden 12 foot statue depicting Donald Trump and the disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein as doomed lovers from the movie Titanic was unveiled on the national mall on Tuesday.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2026

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-…

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Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom @nunesalt.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Big whoopsie

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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance theonion.com/terrified-conservative…

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Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

One of these days, people will look back on these sports betting ads like we do on the ads for patent medicines featuring cocaine.

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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

To recap: The people who spent years calling drag queens and librarians “groomers” and complaining about the “deep state,” are now protecting the group of mega-wealthy pedophiles and sex traffickers running our country.

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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Trump admitted to disappearing a 12 year old girl, and threatened to disappear another and kill their family. This isn’t from a tip line — this is sworn testimony. If they were willing to release this, imagine what they’re still hiding.

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall

Rotten Tomatoes page for Melania, with 11% from critics and 99% from, uh, audiences

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 16/05/2023

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2026

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-…

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Dan Friesen @showmestateofmind.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

We may not have an episode until Monday. It’s been a bit of a choppy and inconsistent month, so I wanted to pull out the big guns with a new Celine pic

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Joke’s on us, usually he has to pay $1,000 an hour on a fetish site to get this treatment.

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.

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Serval People are Typing @kcatomheart.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I was going through my old reblog tumblr and there’s a lot going on with this here. Sexually explicit Steel Stacks

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Quick question, is anyone else worried that we’re living under a Nazi government?

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.

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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

turns out it's way easier to build infrastructure when your country doesn't exist purely as a vehicle to make a handful of families richer

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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/12/2025

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-o…

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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO

A page in Reader’s Digest reading “Elf Mayhem is Taking Over”

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NPR @npr.org · 25/12/2025

Dave Willat was just 11 years old when he showed up for what he thought would be a routine church choir practice in 1965. He and his fellow singers ended up making history.

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We caught up with one of the kids who sang on 'A Charlie Brown Christmas.' He's 72 now

Dave Willat was just 11 years old when he showed up for what he thought would be a routine church choir practice in 1965. He and his fellow singers ended up making history.

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molly taft @mollytaft.com · 25/12/2025

merry christmas, my gf got us a print sub to @theonion.com and gave it to me like this

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