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Trevor Strong @trevorstrong.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I got a message from tiktok that said "nobody liked your post" which I thought was pretty harsh. Then I noticed that the person's profile name was "nobody" Well played. Nobody does it better.
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ChrisD.ca News @chrisd.ca · 08/10/2026
Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew Sticks to French for Third Day in Legislature
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Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew Sticks to French for Third Day in Legislature
Manitoba’s premier spoke almost exclusively in French for the third consecutive day in the legislature on Wednesday in a move welcomed by the province’s francophone community.
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ChrisD.ca News @chrisd.ca · 09/10/2026
Microsoft to Issue Software Update as Manitoba Remains on DST
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Microsoft to Issue Software Update as Manitoba Remains on DST
Manitoba's decision to remain on daylight time year-round has prompted some technological changes ahead of November 1.
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Krahnological @krahnological.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
job interview now completed. That was two weeks of stress that I didn't enjoy lol. But I've now logged off the computer and vacation time staaaaarrts NOW
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Krahnological @krahnological.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pony Island is now free on Steam. Highly recommended.
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Krahnological @krahnological.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Interview for a job promotion happening Friday 11am. I'm setting my odds at 50/50 whether I succeed or completely crumble.
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Atara @atara.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New horror: an AI-generated captchas.
A captcha with the question "Select things that would cost you more money than shown" with a picture of a very pixillated rectangular thing. The options are a plane taking off, a broom, a broom, another plane taking off, another plane taking off, a basketball, a basketball, an envelope, and a broom.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New McDonaldland guy who smokes a lot.
Imagined face seen in an airplane cabin.
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Atara @atara.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do these guys not remember the loathing people had for Clippy?
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“ME TOO went too far” said the country that re-elected a rapist.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why does he look like a racist marionette
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ChrisD.ca News @chrisd.ca · 01/10/2026
Employees in Manitoba No Longer Need Sick Notes for Short Absences
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Employees in Manitoba No Longer Need Sick Notes for Short Absences
Employees in Manitoba no longer need to provide a sick note when missing work for a minor illness or injury.
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Jay @jayfriesen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Online booking for flu and COVID-19 vaccine appointments at Public Health immunization clinics is now open! manitoba.ca/respiratoryv... #Manitoba #Winnipeg
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Province of Manitoba | Vaccine-Preventable Respiratory Illnesses
Province of Manitoba
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/09/2026
Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
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Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
VEVEY, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé executives gathered from around the world to announce their grave concern regarding the impact that artificial intelligence’s water consumption will have on their own abili...
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coworker: I love this time of year. Me: Yeah I can’t wait to dress up like a witch and sit on my porch to frighten children. Coworker: Halloween is the best! Me: What the fuck is Halloween?
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ChrisD.ca News @chrisd.ca · 29/09/2026
Manitoba Tory Leader Obby Khan Stepping Down Over Internal Party Fighting
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Manitoba Tory Leader Obby Khan Stepping Down Over Internal Party Fighting
Obby Khan, the leader of Manitoba's Opposition Progressive Conservatives, says he's stepping down from the top job, quitting caucus and will sit as an Independent.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026
Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/09/2026
Embarrassed scientists reveal alien radio signal was actually meant for a planet behind us
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Embarrassed scientists reveal alien radio signal was actually meant for a planet behind us
Mountain View, CA—Astronomers at the SETI Institute have confirmed that a radio signal originated from an advanced alien civilization, but was intended for a different planet behind Earth.
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Trevor Strong @trevorstrong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The glasses place by my house is really old-school.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Krahnological @krahnological.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reminds me of that turd that just simply won't go away no matter how often you flush.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Back in 1999 everyone was excited about the new millennium but it’s safe to say it’s already a write-off. Time to give up and wait for the next one!
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Dr. Holiday Wednesday @doctorwednesday.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(stopping the microwave at 0:07 and dramatically singing the first few notes of the James Bond theme)
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What do the different expiration dates mean?
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm just glad Mitch McConnell isn't alive to see all these jokes about him
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Gillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey everyone, the Genius is speaking ...
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Save the CBC 🇨🇦✌️ @savethecbc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
CBC reports Trump signed a memo to identify and remove Canadian goods from U.S. federal procurement, worth about $1.6B US annually. It follows new 50% tariffs and product bans. Provinces limited U.S. bidders; Washington calls it levelling the field. Escalation continues.
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dronine.bsky.social @dronine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Heard on a livestream tonight: "I've been really reflecting on how e-mails are turn-based combat."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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Krahnological @krahnological.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG yes. Best outcome. I would have also settled for permanent standard time though.
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Krahnological @krahnological.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That sudden realization that I'm going to be in another hemisphere while the midterm elections are held and I'll be too busy to catch up on the news! mmmm.
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ChrisD.ca News @chrisd.ca · 15/09/2026
Visa Travel Rules Part of Talks with European Union, Carney Says
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Visa Travel Rules Part of Talks with European Union, Carney Says
Prime Minister Mark Carney says changes to visa rules for travel to and from the European Union are a "possibility" but are just one aspect of ongoing talks to deepen relations with the bloc of 27 countries across the Atlantic.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Arm bones are ridiculous
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plonq.bsky.social @plonq.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Three panel TWONKs comic. First panel simply reads, "AI DESIGN LOGIC."

The second panel shows a man in a blue shirt, sitting at a table with a red and white table cloth. He is being served by waiter dressed in a white shirt with a red tie. The customer says, "Get me a cheese pizza."

In the third panel, the waiter is delivering a cheese pizza to the smiling customer.

In the fourth panel, the customer tells the -- now scowling -- waiter, "Wow, look what I made!"
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Dr. Holiday Wednesday @doctorwednesday.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
back when everyone thought Rowling was a really nice person, I was kind of embarrassed that I thought her writing was such trash. and I'm like, how do I negotiate this social minefield... thank god she solved *that* problem for me
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Marge Simpson bollard. #WorldBollardAssociation
A concrete bollard painted to look like Marge Simpson.
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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO
News channel fb post: The Little Tikes Company is giving some of its most popular toys a modern makeover, launching a collection which "reimagines the brand's best-selling classics in a sophisticated, trend-forward palette of soft neutrals designed to complement today's homes."


Photos show typical toddler toys such as the table, wagon, and car, but now made with no colors.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 11/09/2026
Trump notes that falling asleep onstage at 9/11 ceremony technically counts as moment of silence
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Trump notes that falling asleep onstage at 9/11 ceremony technically counts as moment of silence
ARLINGTON COUNTY, VA - Awakening briefly, President Trump addressed Americans assembled to pay their respects to the victims of the September 11th attacks, insisting that his mid-morning nap constitut...
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
📈📈📈
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

the ONION
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 10/09/2026
Job applicants are using AI to write resumes and prep interview answers. Companies are using AI to screen those applications and conduct initial interviews. We’ve officially automated both sides of a process meant to measure human connection. The irony is genuinely unreal.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Arial = ⌨️ aerial = 🦜 Ariel = 🧜‍♀️
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why do you appreciate unions? I’ll start: Weekends off Paid vacations Work breaks Sick leave Paid holidays No child labor Safer working conditions Health care and retirement benefits
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plonq.bsky.social @plonq.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Since I have friends on both sides of the border, I thought I'd share the Labour Day messages from both leaders.
Labour day messages to their people from Canada's prime minister, and the president of the United States of America.
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Krahnological @krahnological.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm so FUCKING EXCITED for Ocarina of Time!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuFf...
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time – The Legend of Zelda 40th Anniversary Direct 9.8.2026
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
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