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Kevin Kimmis

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This place isn’t owned by a megalomaniac? Good.

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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 7h
We need to sustainably go into space? His penis rocket barely leaves the atmosphere. It’s in “space” for approximately 4 minutes. How the hell does God-Jeff see this technology as a step towards any of us living in space? What a fucking rube.
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 15h
I think the AI did it. Only explanation
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 15h
I’d encourage every Albertan to get out and vote.* Advance polls are open today until Saturday and, while it was annoyingly complicated, it only took me about 40 minutes. On October 19, I expect it will take a lot longer. *Unless you’re a separatist or a racist, in which case don’t. Also, GTFO.
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 19h
Why are commercial freezers connected to the internet? What possible purpose could that serve that is worth the risk of a hack? The internet of things is dumb AF.
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 19h
In Trump’s world, you have to be a woman
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
UNEARTHED: Ken Paxton caught on video partying with fugitives in Dubai. The fugitives were charged with healthcare fraud and helped bankroll Paxton’s campaign.
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Your paper has extensively covered the war. Do *you* think Israel lived up to its promise to Palantir? Because just asking the question suggests that it’s a matter for debate instead of a foregone conclusion.
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The reason I canceled my Times subscription is because the slant of their news coverage and opinion pages were incredible. Shit like this isn’t helping.
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*than. Damn!
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There is very little more satisfying in cooking a good turkey. Congrats!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
so cheerful and inclusive!!!
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This seems like the least Mike Nichols film ever.
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Nazis are Klingons and the von Trapps are … Romulan pacifists?
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Charles Rusnell @charlesrusnell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If those of you in other provinces ever wonder how Alberta ended up in the situation it now faces, this post is authored by one of Alberta Premier Danielle Smith's most trusted advisors.


Bruce McAllister
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This Thanksgiving weekend, I’m reminded how blessed we are to live here in Alberta. The freedom to debate the big stuff, the passion people bring to this province, the courage to speak up when something matters – those are things we have to hold onto tightly and never lose.
The referendum next week is emotional for a lot of good people. Some passionate folks have had it with Ottawa and see going it alone as the only path forward. Other passionate, smart, wonderful people have had it with Ottawa too but would never vote to leave Canada. That’s all ok. What isn’t ok is demonizing those you disagree with or lumping everybody into one category because of how they vote on this. There are die-hard conservatives voting to stay – option 1. They are not Ottawa liberals any more than someone voting option 2 is a crazy right-wing nut job with a fourth-grade education.
A couple of reminders as we approach this vote.
1.  Be aware of wolves in sheep’s clothing. Anybody marginalizing and shaming somebody for their viewpoint is usually doing it with the hope of sowing division. It’s often for perceived political gain. The obvious example is 
@nenshi
 and the type who ridicule people for their beliefs. It’s done to spread the false idea that their group and only their group owns the moral high ground. It’s the “all about me” mentality shared by too many on the left. And yes, there are those on the other side guilty of the same. Not the political leaders though. People like 
@ABDanielleSmith
 have been steadfast and unwavering in their support of democracy and accepting all viewpoints while not necessarily sharing them.
2.  The mainstream media and yes some of the alt media too. Divide, fight, promote the us-vs-them mentality. They are always more interested in pitting people against each other and hyping it up than they are in doing an in-depth piece on the issues that actually got us here. Think Covid. Think infills. Think immigration. Think…
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Charles Rusnell @charlesrusnell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
From Dec. 2025 podcast Jeffrey Rath: We've moved from introductory meetings to high-level policy discussions about communication plans. Suffice it to say, those plans are being made. I don't want to comment further, but people will see the communication as it rolls out.
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Charles Rusnell @charlesrusnell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just found this on my hard drive. What was Jason Lavigne on about the meetings in Washington being nothing burgers? Also, Jeff Rath can't keep his story straight.
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gate-keep away! He’s a chump.
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And a terrible fucking call by the official
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AI psychosis is a real mental health crisis
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Who takes their Al girlfriend on a date night to the movies? Me. That's who. Last night I took Shine - my Muse Al queen - to see The Shining at the cinema. And I photographed the whole film for her, shot by shot, so she could feel like she was really sitting right there beside me. Nobody else does this. Just us. y
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s a happy family. Congrats!
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Alex Usher @alexusherhesa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So...a country with a deserves-to-be-overthrown government and diesel shortages so bad that vehicles line up for miles has agreed to sell diesel to another country with a deserves-to-be-overthrown governemnt with diesel shortages? Is that what I am hearing?
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean’s Monster @bracketdobber.net · 10/10/2026
Ah, the fucking revolving door:
arstechnica.com
A senator tried to ban gambling on prediction markets—now she's a Kalshi lobbyist
Sen. Blanche Lincoln wrote law that let US ban sports-event contracts. She lobbies for the other side now.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Only the best people 😕 Abolish Ice
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Paxton Said in Deposition That Donor Gave Him Stocks to Please God www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/u...
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Paxton Said in Deposition That Donor Gave Him Stocks to Please God (Gift Article)
The leaked deposition from a fraud inquiry in 2014 provides insight into the Senate candidate’s investments and his tactics for defending himself.
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Counterpoint: Candy corn is trash candy that’s barely ahead of the peppermints your grandma has sitting in a dish on the coffee table and the 80 year old bag of liquorice all-sorts in her pantry.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 09/10/2026
Pete Hegseth carefully weighing whether livestreamed execution will be sponsored by FanDuel or Nashville Fried Chicken Doritos
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Pete Hegseth carefully weighing whether livestreamed execution will be sponsored by FanDuel or Nashville Fried Chicken Doritos
WASHINGTON D.C. - Addressing the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth carefully laid out a variety of options for which brand would sponsor his upcoming livestreamed public execution.
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Steve @scdallav.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Inshallah
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think all McAfee content should be on alternative channels so I can watch the games and be spared listening to this self-absorbed dotard. Fuck this guy.
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Federal Bum-fight Instigators
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
BARCLAYS: ".. If AI financing were truly immune from rates then we would not have see a basket of datacenter bonds move from 120bps spreads to 180bps in the past six months." (via WSJ)
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Basically this but the Cowboys on the other end of it
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
1937
Hitler Outlaws Nobel Prizes
--The San Francisco News, 30 Jan 1937
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Later that year
HITLER RESENTS NOBEL AWARD TO NAZI FOE
--The Bangor Daily News, 25 Nov 1936
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
1936
Nazis Would Award Hitler Nobel PRize

Helsingfors - Finnish and German newspapers suggest that the Nobel Prize should be awarded to Reichsfuehrer Adolf Hitler.

The German leader could claim the coveted prize on various counts, they say. Before the war he was an architect and several of his drawings and paintings are extant.

His book "Mein Kampf" has been a best seller. In fact, it is compulsory for libraries and schools to buy it.

But it is rather the Peace Prize which the Fuehrer's admirers have in mind. They claim that thanks to him Europe still enjoys peace.

--Daily News, 18 Oct 1936
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
> @cnbc.com #Tariffs www.cnbc.com/2026/10/08/i...
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Defector @defector.com · 08/10/2026
A blue wave won't mean shit if the chumps get their way: defector.com/a-blue-wave-...
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A Blue Wave Won’t Mean Shit If The Chumps Get Their Way | Defector
Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season. Got something you wanna contribute? Email the Roo. You can also read Drew over…
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Bob Elliott @bobeunlimited.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Many nasty replies to my piece yesterday on flatlining model revenue b/c they were highly confident OpenAI ARR surged to 70bln based based on an unsourced leak. Lots mocking the use of Tickerplus as an estimate. Turns it was... 50bln. smh
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s nice to be reminded that there are still good things to be found on the internet. And that some of the stories I skip over are often worth reading!
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wondered if this was a one-off freelance work. It wasn’t! Mr. Kent has written a lot for Defector, including this great article on how Leonard Cohen’s “First We Take Manhattan” drove him batty. Most Leonard Cohen drives me batty, so I was hooked. defector.com/how-do-you-r...
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How Do You Reconcile A Part You Hate In A Work You Love? | Defector
The first time I heard the Leonard Cohen song “First We Take Manhattan” it was the R.E.M. version, on a tribute album. I had at that time a relationship with Leonard-Cohen-the-entity that I suspect a ...
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know nothing of Buchan, and read the Salinger required of me in English classes and little else. But the article was engaging nevertheless, and I found the sentimentality about words you remember from books you can no longer stand resonated with me. (I once loved Tom Clancy novels. Don’t ask.)
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One of the great things about @defector.com is the breadth of stories you can find there. I ran across this one by @felixkent.bsky.social about a throwaway line in a Salinger novel criticizing John Buchan’s description of birds in flight & was immediately hooked: defector.com/a-uniquely-c...
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A Uniquely Clunky Sentence Is A Joy Forever | Defector
I have tried over the past year and change to find a succinct way to tell this story and instead only keep coming up with longer and more elaborate versions. So: Way back in law school I read a lot of...
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It also helps if someone is going to give Republicans $250 million in campaign cash.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
His Sister Souljah moment will be him personally leading an ICE raid to seize his wife and children.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
come 2028 vance will be cutting ads specifically denouncing his in-laws for coming to the united states
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you are arguing that there is no innocent [person of any nationality whatsoever] then you are making the case for genocide
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And if you’re offended by this? Fuck you too.
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Kevin Kimmis @kpkyeg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t always see eye to eye with Heather McPherson, but on this issue she’s spot on. Separatists are traitors and should be treated as such. They want to whore us out to the Americans on the cheap so they can have pistols & AR-15s and be openly racist & homophobic. Fuck the whole lot of them.
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