Reposted by VorianMurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Couldn’t anything be simple, just for once? 06923
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It’s the City That Never Sleeps because it’s so fucking humid you’re up all night sweating. 000
Reposted by VorianThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026“You’ll assume that our gaunt, 118-pound bodies are incapable of athletic achievement, but the reality is we’re going to show up to the first meet having barely practiced and run a 15:42.” — Caleb Woodford theonion.comNation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross CountryAURORA, IL—Confirming they would soon emerge from the nation’s basements, computer labs, and AP History classrooms to dominate 5K courses across the nation, America’s quiet, gangly kids in cargo pants... 1793476
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Refreshing to be around drivers who engage in a regular, reasonable amount of road rage at all times, rather than an obscene amount of road rage just often enough to make me afraid to consider crossing the street 000
Reposted by VorianThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa theonion.com/man-doesnt-like-who-he… 282571270
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Taking new players through vault breaker for their first time is such a treat 130
Reposted by VorianHannako L 💀 Store Prep @thisishannako.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The booth is ready aaaaa 613 at GCX 2026. Please come buy things my bags need to become lighter. :') I am hosting @caitlinroseboyle.com @haykebyr.bsky.social and @tinteatime.bsky.social as well so show them some love. 66823
Reposted by VorianHannako L 💀 Store Prep @thisishannako.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I think this is the last of the pin reveals, and also the biggest one: big boi Rhulk. One of the best raids?;super fun to draw? Many such true statements. #destiny2 67118
Reposted by VorianHannako L 💀 Store Prep @thisishannako.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I think this is up there for prettiest pins I've done. #destiny2 2039895
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I thought about smearing it with blood but my dressing is nice and clean so you’re spared this time. #makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026 131
Reposted by VorianKarrahE @karrahe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026It's my birthday! 🤗 As per tradition, I'm humbly asking for some reposts of this or any other of my art today ❤️ 901536741
Reposted by VorianThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/05/2026Awful Man Offers Witty, Acerbic Take On Everything He Sees theonion.com/awful-man-offers-witty… 562192268
Reposted by Vorian又甜又圆太太 @adulture.bsky.social · 22/05/2026the amount of inspiration i got from you, and by you i mean the devs 🫵 dont let anyone tell you otherwise that the work you did was bad, look at all the art you inspired artist to artist you did something special 🎨 #destiny2 #destiny2art 518877
Reposted by Vorian又甜又圆太太 @adulture.bsky.social · 22/05/2026destiny i love you the haters cannot extinguish my indomitable human spirit 🎨 #destiny2 #destiny2art 6589271
Reposted by Vorian又甜又圆太太 @adulture.bsky.social · 17/05/2026marathon runners - #marathonart #marathonthegame 🎨 021061
Reposted by VorianThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/05/2026“I’m just so goddamn fed up with all this,” Gina Small, 29, said in a comment on the U.S. economy that one of her friends assumed was about the world’s ongoing humanitarian crises, another friend thought was about the weaponization of America’s military against its own people.theonion.comEveryone In Conversation Under Different Impression As To Which Horrific News Being DiscussedHENDERSON, NV—Solemnly nodding in agreement as they took turns speaking, each person engaged in an intense dinner conversation at a local restaurant Tuesday was reportedly under an entirely different ... 413923885
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 07/05/2026my toxic trait is sniping the players doing scorch warden from maintenance a minute before final exfil 020
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 29/04/2026they should invent a website that successfully loads on the first try and doesn't immediately hit you with 5 distinct click throughs for things you didn't want 010
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Very cool and normal. “In a 2-1 ruling, Appeals Court Judge Eric Tung found there’s no such right to be free from exposure to tear gas.” 000
Reposted by VorianThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/04/2026Humanoid Robot Beats Human Half-Marathon Record theonion.com/humanoid-robot-beats-h… 467670
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Figured out how to rook on outpost and am now ready to lose it all in ranked tomorrow 010
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Did you lose everything in a UESC ambush in Dire Marsh? You may be entitled to compensation. Contact your local MIDA representative TODAY. 161
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Getting absolutely destroyed in the marsh over and over trying to do bodily experiments for a worm that’s nice to me 030
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Damn the new @marathonthegame.bungie.net arg update is crazy 041
Reposted by VorianAftermath @aftermath.site · 11/03/2026I cannot stop thinking about Marathon: aftermath.site/marathon-bungi... 1126452
Reposted by Vorianlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/03/2026being a carless american is awesome. financial harm caused by rising oil prices won't directly effect me, and secondary effects aren't something we are trained to think about. when the time comes i'll just blame the rising prices i do experience on supernatural causes. maybe goblins 371774148
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 03/03/2026bro do NOT drop that 35lb weight on your finger bro trust me bro 110
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 24/02/2026need the world at large to be more supportive of people doing the work (getting meowed at) so that the work gets done (sitting still so kitty can take a bath and a nap) 040
Reposted by VorianÉmilie Bourgeois 🩷🤍🧡 @hellopuns.bsky.social · 18/02/2026The Monday Period: Pages 1-4 #garfield #imsorryjon 6043972438
Reposted by VorianPhorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study ) 136104733717
Reposted by VorianAsh | Wishlist Cartomantic on Steam! @ashmakes.games · 11/11/2025Our game was spotted in the Just Revealed section of HypeTrain's event. Finally looking kinda real with the art 😭😭 So uhh, if you wanna wishlist and check us out, you can 👉👈 store.steampowered.com/app/2219850/... Screenshot courtesy of @glitchinggogo.bsky.social (one of my strongest playtesters 💪) 39028
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Very cool to live in a country without a functional federal government 000
Reposted by VorianRipley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Trees are asleep, post hole. 1326
