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Michael Gattozzi

@mgattozzi.dev
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'A bad programmer' according to the Orange Site, he/him

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 01/10/2026
How your email finds me
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 30/09/2026
Chaplains of all religions were some of the nicest coolest people I ever met in the military. This is awful.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 30/09/2026
The GOAT
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 29/09/2026
Goes to show the best strategy is getting Trump voters to stay home and unengaged than to actually try to win their votes
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 28/09/2026
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Revolution was a masterpiece of a show. Wish I could watch it for the first time ever again. That's how you end it. 10/10
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 28/09/2026
What's great about this show is that the filler episodes also advance the plot and lore. 10/10
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 27/09/2026
I do not want him in the Rust community fucking hell.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 27/09/2026
Feels like a metaphor. Should be clawing that $19.2 mil back as well from the company.
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 26/09/2026
OKAY FINE I'LL FINALLY WATCH CODE GEASS www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6cQ...
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アニメ「コードギアス 星追いのアスパル」ティザーPV|Official Teaser Trailer "CODE GEASS Star Chaser Aspal"
YouTube video by コードギアスチャンネル CODEGEASS Channel
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Beatrix 🏳️‍⚧️ @beatrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A screenshot of a post on X.com by JEFF (@jeffisrael25). The text reads: "Massachusetts absolutely cooking right now. Hub of the universe." Below the text is a trending bar that lists: "NOR'EASTER | LESBIAN BAR | RAT SUMMIT". The post has 979K views and was posted at 20:23 on September 24, 2026.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 25/09/2026
Learned cena means dinner in Spanish and now my brain can’t stop thinking John Dinner
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 25/09/2026
There was a thread where pretty much everyone was in it known as the Hell Thread. Good times. Also everyone posting full Alf on main
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 25/09/2026
Conflicted feelings as this was both riveting and the Red Spotted Lanternfly an invasive species who must be destroyed at all costs
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 25/09/2026
Garbage is coming to landfill!!! 🔥🔥🔥
A screenshot of a post on X in dark mode by verified account Urbit (@urbit). The text reads: "Urbit is coming to @OmarchyLinux."
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 25/09/2026
I do find it funny that I somehow got put in a block list for using shitlib as a pejorative and not really knowing things apparently
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 25/09/2026
Taking 6d20 of psychic damage this morning Jesus christ
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 24/09/2026
I don't know how to describe it but this looks like "Live Laugh Love" for Harry Potter Millenials.
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Marathon @marathonthegame.bungie.net · 24/09/2026
We’ve got a lot to show you about what’s next for Marathon, from Nightfall Refresh in October, to Symbiosis in December, and Marathon’s evolution in March. youtu.be/YaLvrG6-kkM Hear directly from Del Chafe III and Julia Nardin: bung.ie/marathonfuture
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The Future Of Marathon (Part 1) | Bungie Dev Insights
YouTube video by Marathon
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 24/09/2026
I think it would be really funny if they hit Sam Altman and his employees with the CFAA because they can’t secure their sandbox for the AI
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 23/09/2026
Mate the internet wouldn’t run without furrys and computers would not be built either. Those fur suits are expensive. You’re welcome to live in a cave and not participate in modern society bro
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨PARAMOUNT ASKED ELON MUSK FOR AN EQUITY INVESTMENT AMID PURCHASE OF HBO, WHICH HAS STREAMING RIGHTS TO THE "MUSK" DOCUMENTARY🚨🚨🚨
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026
every day for the next six weeks we are going to be treated to a bunch of Republicans going “oh god oh god we’re so fucked” and I think we should all take some time to savor it
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
not now discord kitten, mommy has gotta lock in on this parley otherwise kitten is gonna have to go without nitro and/or food for awhile
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 23/09/2026
My season is here
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
YouTube comment that says “finally Nathan meeting someone willing to stay in character longer than he is“
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
this is a genuinely crazy story
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 22/09/2026
I pet my cat too much and fair girl
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 22/09/2026
You know you're in your 30s when you're celebrating having a 800+ credit score.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 22/09/2026
Genuinely baffled. Like wtf are we doing here? Where was all this money for other distros? What you gotta have a racist run it and then slap on AI for a bunch of dotfiles to get the cash?
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Brendan Keogh @brkeogh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 21/09/2026
Open up for a special legal Rust Treat
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The worst part of Bonta caving on the Paramount merger is that it's a big flashing signal to every other company that there is no antitrust enforcement in America and you can bully your way into getting whatever you want. It's a monumentally bad decision.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 21/09/2026
Happy for the Destiny people. Hoping Bungie turns the ship around and learns the lessons needed. Buuuuuuut if people aren’t hired back gonna be a bit miffed.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 21/09/2026
Happy Earth, Wind & Fire day to all who celebrate
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fun little overview of how the gui got that way www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpIu...
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Why do computers look like this anyway?
YouTube video by Lessgan
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 18/09/2026
Hey @bluespacecanary.bsky.social new HOI4 co-op just dropped
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 18/09/2026
1. It me 2. I can't believe this is how I found out
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 18/09/2026
My car is electric so I’ve not had to deal with gas prices but I just realized my house is heated with oil in Fall/Winter 🫠
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 18/09/2026
ANTHROPIC FIGURED IT OUT? Anthropic? I gotta say this one hurts.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 17/09/2026
Oh my god I’m excited for Volume 3 of the OST. Ryan Lott has made an absolutely generational game OST. I think only Doom (2016) can claim this level of holy shit that’s good in recent memory
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Marathon OST - Symbiosis
YouTube video by Lord Durandal
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 17/09/2026
New Fire Emblem let’s fucking goooooooo
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 17/09/2026
“It’s only Big Data if it crashes Excel” “If the join fits in memory it belongs in Postgres” “Eventual consistency was too hard so we went for immediate inaccuracy “ Incredible. He did it again.
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Interview with Big Data engineer in 2026.
YouTube video by Kai Lentit
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 17/09/2026
“Hi I will shoot myself in the foot. I am very smart. Very business man. Art of the deal”
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 16/09/2026
Oh man the internal numbers must be real bad. Impeachment, Blexas, Blalaska, all of it must be on the table lmao
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 16/09/2026
Oh no Jamelle Bouie just found out about THE Aella Chart
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 16/09/2026
That's gonna be an LMAO from me dog.
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