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@kosland.bsky.social
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Likar fysikk og sjokoladekjeks. Lærar og sånt. Sertifisert KI-hatar. han/han (or he/him if you're not proficient in norvégienne nouveau) Eg er ikkje eit reptil så har ikkje ham.

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Antigone @antigoneinthebes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People don’t realize how serious the situation is.
A graph showing number of Germanies over time. Losing one on October 3rd 1990 means by projection we are only decades before reaching -1 Germany in 2072
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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kosland @kosland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I staden for ein song har eg hatt denne videoen på hjernen siste par dagane: youtu.be/QuxilCgJWrg?...
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I've never been to oovoo javer Vine // Lime Vines
YouTube video by Lime Vines
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have read the full quote but the headline makes it sound like he's going "You think kids are stupid as shit? I don't even know where I /live/." And then you see the full quote and it turns out, yeah, that's basically what he's saying.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026
It's generally been my opinion that the dudes complaining about "DEI" are signaling their work is not up to task, I've been winning awards the whole time they've been whining and sure, they will tell you it's because I'm "woke" or whatever, but that's the pathetic mewling of losers right there
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A day in the life (Of a small green frog)
4 panel comic.
Panel 1: We see a frog shaped computer desktop, along with a mouse on a lily pad mousepad. Forg is seen in the foreground. Guess he is working on his forg computer. 
Panel 2: It seems work is over because forg is now in his trademark forg car. They both seem to be happy cruising down a city street
Panel 3: He arrived at his frog shaped home. It’s smiling at him as he waddles towards the front door. 
Panel 4: Finally he rests in his frog shaped bed. He exclaims ‘what a frogging day!’
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/09/2026
man i cant believe i have to say this but credit where credit is due: at long last, sheeran has put on an entertaining show
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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helvetle @vetle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
tekoligark: teknologien min kjem til å ØYDELEGGA VERDA viss ikkje myndigheitene kjøper masse aksjer for å kunna påverka utviklinga politikarar: kanskje vi kan spara masse pengar viss offentleg tilsette slepp å skriva sine eigne e-postar
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kosland @kosland.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
måtte spise opp tacorester og fylte lefsa for fullt så no har eg tacojus på haka
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TECH CEO: WE INVENTED GUN
DOG CAN USE

Crowd Cheers


Little guy wearing Yaoi hat: "OH MY GOD, WHY?"


Crowd: WOOO

Tech CEO: WE ARE CONFIDENT THAT BY 2027 10000% OF ECONOMY
WILL BE DOG GUN
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Eivind HM. @eivind1984.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hei verden! Kræsjkurs i privatiseringslogikk: Alt som gjør det nødvendig å involvere privat næringsliv er BRA. Vikarbyråer? Bra! Bygging av sykehusbygninger? Bra! Salg av gamle sykehustomter til private? Bra! Innleide konsulenter? Superbra!! Offentlig ansatt helsepersonell? Dorliiiiig
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Using generative AI in creative work has lazy loser stink all over it and that’s part of why its boosters behave the way they do. They know the stink is there and they’re sweaty talentless hacks who want to convince you that it’s simply a different and perfectly nice kind of perfume
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brian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dear god.. a flavor scientist at the Cheetos factory has published a blog post saying no one is prepared for how "dangerously cheesy" they are
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kosland @kosland.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
wow folkens vi er verst i klassen
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kosland @kosland.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i dag kunne sjefen informere om at dei gjerne ville ha med ein lærar i "KI-gruppa", som kunne vere med på møter i Oslo og sånt tøys, med implisitt trussel om at dei kom til å bestemme utan oss om ikkje, og at då MÅTTE vi gjere som dei ville uansett kva. how about eat my entire ass, tjommi
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Alex Ries @alexries.com · 30/08/2026
Not the first time someone who has given a 'roman salute' has worked at a high level with NASA I guess.
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Anja @anjarolland.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Norge er jenter som liker jenter, gutter som liker gutter, og gutter og jenter som er prinsipielle motstandere av monarkiet men likevel elsker kong Harald
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Maren @gietlitevink.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nå som vi har mistet Dolly så er det veldig, veldig viktig at vi alle er litt snillere og litt mer glamorøse og fargerike, dette er IKKE et tidspunkt der verden har råd til å gå så heidundrandes i minus på sånne ting over natten
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 09/08/2025
Not to worry. I have a Warrant of Trade. #warhammer40k @owlcatgames.bsky.social
The Warrant of Trade from Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader (2023) but instead of a load of small text it just says "I can do what I want."
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Worm in hat (colored - 2026)
Worm in hat (colored - 2026)
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 24/08/2026
the future (as a kid): there will be hover cars. why? because it’s cool. there’s free hot dogs every day. you can go to space for fun. Gay Marriage 2. the future (actual): there are 4 companies. you owe them 30,000 dollars. the President can kill you whenever he wants. an idiot robot took your job
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Can't make it in today, boss, I have fallen sodenly into decaye and ruyne
These stones are from St. Andrew's Church are believed to be from the old central tower which, in 1578, together with the Chancel and Transepts, fell "sodenly into decaye and ruyne"
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Christopher Pahle @tophepahle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Min hete tagning er at bydelene bør få nusselige navn ala avdelinger i barnehager. Selv gikk jeg på Jordbær i Blokkajordet barnehage, så bydel Ullern kan jo få den. Ellers har vi feks bydel Veslefrikk, bydel Marihøne, bydel Sirupsnipp osv. En av dem kan få et litt mer edgy navn som bydel Megatron.
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kosland @kosland.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"eg blir kanskje nokre minutt sein"
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kosland @kosland.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I dag gjorde eg meg sjølv upopulær hos rektor ved å nekte å bruke KI i undervisninga. Vi skal jo tross alt vere leiande innan KI-bruk!!! Merkeleg mykje micro management for tida.
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
yearning is a science 🌌
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Eivind Trædal @eivindtraedal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hva? Et nytt og spennende forslag fra partiet Høyre? Er det å privatisere deler av offentlig sektor? Er det det?
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it's time: we would like to nominate ourselves to be President of Fifa www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Gianni Infantino says sorry but remains as Fifa president after executive meeting
Gianni Infantino will remain Fifa president after receiving backing from senior executives, but "sincerely apologises" for errors in his controversial private investment plans.
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ikke på Tale @ellingvag.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Vi i miljøbevegelsen er faktisk blant politikkens mest økonomisk fornuftige sjeler. Vi vil blant annet ikke kaste vekk milliarder på milliarder i upresise drivstoffsubsidier og Norgespris.
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Jonas Ali Ghanizadeh @jonasali.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
okai, Egil. Det er ikke bare bare med deg. Denne vant du
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delveien @delveien.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Bilfører dreit i vikeplikt, kjørte på og skadet menneske på sykkel, valgte så å stikke av. #ramogrøm Nordre Aker Budstikke: "Mange syklister kommer i høy fart ned Maridalsveien" www.nab.no/sjaforen-kjo...
Mange syklister kommer i høy fart ned Maridalsveien. Foto: Philip Halvorsen / NAB
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
me: hello i would like your stinkiest oderant please perfumier: please don't say it like that
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Anders Møller-Stray @amstray.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Jeg er så forbannet på ragebaitet fra ordføreren i Fredrikstad at jeg måtte la det gå noen timer før jeg fikk formulert et saklig svar. Her er en tråd (liten taustump) med NOEN av punktene som er koko i Sekkelsten-teksten:
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So glad I will get to experience watching The Odyssey as someone who doesn’t care that it’s a poem or whatever, you won’t catch me caring about its faithfulness, I will simply be whispering to the person next to me “that’s the horse” when the Big Wooden Horse appears
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Maren @gietlitevink.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Det rabler for meg av at høyresiden har fått lov til å bestemme at «realistisk» er en legitim eufemisme for egoistisk/korttenkt/usolidarisk/populistisk. Ja, realisme mangler definitivt i klimapolitikken, men på helt motsatt vis av det de hevder. Og det er ikke realistisk å melde seg ut AV EN SIRKEL.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
hand brandishing a hammer
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.
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The Grim Reaper @thegrimreapernow.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I thought that was McConnell. My bad. Maybe I need glasses
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🎃lav @olavskonto.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Dette må sies helt tydelig: Mars er _fullstendig_ ubeboelig for mennesker. Det er intet magnetfelt. Det er for lite tyngdekraft. Det er for kaldt. Vet du hva som er mangfoldige ganger bedre steder å forsøke flytte menneskeheten til? Midt på sydpolen. Midt i Sahara. Bunnen av Oslofjorden.
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'n Beingard 🎃 @tjabergnissen.eurosky.social · 08/07/2026
eg [autistisk overdrive]: men-- men de ror jo b o r t frå kampen? de ror feil v e g ? skal ingen seie noko,
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.
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Øglefaen 🦎 @oeglefaen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Nei men helt seriøst, vi får to parodier på politikk mot hverandre, der en ikke bryr seg om reglene, sier all mulig insane shit som alle med 1 hjernecelle kan tenke seg forbi. Og den andre er Count Binface
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 04/07/2026
I think that Thomas Jefferson would get here and be like, ‘Why are there women in power!?’ And then he would see a plane, scream, and then get hit by a bus.

JENNY ZIGRINO
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Are @litterat.party · 04/07/2026
Oppsiktsvekkande at incel-modellen for å forstå verda ikkje har nokon empirisk basis. Kven skulle trudd www.forskning.no/barnlos-demo...
forskning.no
Are we human?
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