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knives @knives.motorcycles · 11h
Hey, @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay have you driven ohio 555? it might be a good day trip for enjoying the corvette for you
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I warned you that the Houthis were more complex than the strict client of Iran situation they’ve been simplified down to bro!!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG! meme (sweet bro/hella Jeff)
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 16h
Incumbency advantage seems to be a lot stronger for people who won the election to get there. we have relatively limited data on how a VP taking over and then trying to administer a wildly unpopular war would affect their electoral chances. I say let’s find out
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Andrew Thrasher @tituslegaldesign.com · 19h
Pass an...ethics reform package? What an asshole.
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404 Media @404media.co · 01/10/2026
Magent Forensics, the owner of the GrayKey phone unlocking tool, says it can bypass an iPhone rebooting feature that was locking cops out.
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Cops Can Bypass iPhone’s Automatic Reboot to Get Into Locked Phones, Leaked Video Claims
Magent Forensics, the owner of the GrayKey phone unlocking tool, says it can bypass an iPhone rebooting feature that was locking cops out.
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026
NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 29/09/2026
Sherrod Brown outperformed Harris by 7.6 points in 2024 and the generic ballot has shifted ~10 points for dems. I think it’s gonna be a bit of a nailbiter of a race, but that’s not evidence of Brown being good at campaigning
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The Buckeye Flame @thebuckeyeflame.com · 28/09/2026
Insiders say the Ohio Democratic Party is censoring criticism of anti-trans ads. Two posts pushing back against Rep. Marcy Kaptur’s anti-trans ads have been removed. thebuckeyeflame.com/2026/09/28/i...
thebuckeyeflame.com
Insiders say the Ohio Democratic Party is censoring criticism of anti-trans ads
Two posts pushing back against Rep. Marcy Kaptur’s anti-trans ads have been removed
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 25/09/2026
coffee in job interviews is actually a regional thing. no one in massachusetts will trust you if you don’t have dunks in your hand for the interview
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 22/09/2026
it’s trans rights or else. i’d rather die in the streets than vote for these exterminationist policies
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 18/09/2026
browbeat us for not falling in line then block us, at least random bluesky libs are in line with amy acton’s campaign strategy
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 18/09/2026
“give us a dem majority and then good things can happen!” i straight up do not believe you
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 14/09/2026
i am not advocating for Vivek, who sucks, i’m advocating for Acton to moderate on her extremist position calling for students to face intrusive genital inspection just to participate in sports
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely incredible that we've got people walking around thinking they're the good guys going "actually we have to torture some people's children, for pragmatic reasons. but don't worry it'll only be the icky ones"
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Due to user backlash, we're no longer callings them "skeets". From now on, all posts on Bluesky will be referred to as "goons" and Bluesky users will be known as "gooners".
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 18/09/2026
in 2030 we all will wistfully remember that the hamburders were delicious
bill mitchell is telling people to eat veggie burgers because of beef prices. he’s saying they’re actually really good. he’s right but it’s very funny for him to say it
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 17/09/2026
you think america deserved 9/11? well according to this graph we objectively deserved it the least
the burger eagle institute think tank goodness index report
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026
i have had multiple "oh you haven't heard about cumming in the fluffer?" conversations in the past few weeks which is not great for myself or for others
the xkcd average familiarity comic of two people talking, edited to read: "ai doomsday religions are second nature to us very online folk, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows about the harry potter sex cult and one or two aella cognitohazards" "and sankeys, of course" "of course" captioned below "even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Do NOT vote for anti-transgender Democrats. www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-guide-...
erininthemorning.com
The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State
These are the Democrats that LGBTQ+ people may wish to avoid this election cycle.
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 17/09/2026
what’s up bluesky? oh someone is mad at bryce youngquist because hasan piker once said america deserved 9/11? cool
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 16/09/2026
I do think anyone who wants us to take Elizer Yudkowsky seriously as an authority on AI armageddon should be forced to testify on video that they have read the entirety of his 660,000 word rationalist Harry Potter fan fiction – written aged 30–34 – and still thinks the world needs his take.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
trot with me if you want to pound
scene from TERMINATOR 2. top panel is giant truck chasing a young buckaroo through the la river. truck is labeled 'AI GENERATED BIZARRO EROTICA SLOP.' middle panel is chuck tingle showing up on his motorcycle. bottom panel is chuck aiming shotgun with label 'SINCERE, HUMAN-CRAFTED STORIES ABOUT BISEXUAL MOTHMAN THREESOMES'
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
regarding some previous posts of mine- I was wrong, he should actually be allowed to mackle as much as he wants
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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
inventor of the knife: "It is a triangle for cleaving food." onlooker: "In twain?" inventor of the knife: (chuckling) "twain is the very lowest setting."
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
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berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's hilarious that libs on here will talk about trans people as having a cult mentality when even the most surface level discussion of gender with your average cishet dem will reveal an infantile religious belief in gender-based traits and purpose
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 11/09/2026
the real 9/11 was the friends we made along the way
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 25/10/2025
whoa oh here she comes
officials issue warning as dangerous "maneater" insect arrives in USA: "people have to be aware of it"
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/09/2026
thinking how many of my interactions with mainstream liberals on here come down to "oh you believe in something? what a sucker, what a rube! good luck winning elections with that baby logic!" but the thing is, even if they're right what kind of world does it create? Do you want to live there?
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 10/09/2026
last kirkmas i noticed ur bulge the very next day, the towers gave way
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 09/09/2026
we’re about to enter an erowid renaissance
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Congress Edits @congressedits.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Seth Moulton Edited on Thursday, Sep 03, 2026 at 9:19 EDT #SethMoulton #Congress #Wikipedia
Wikipedia Edit History entry for Seth Moulton
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 28/08/2026
what a time to be alive
tmz is reporting that Milo Yiannopoulos has been arrested by ICE
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 19/08/2026
“yeah we’ll totally tell the cops where people are in your home and when basically any time they ask if you let our router in your house” www.theregister.com/security/2026/0…
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 19/08/2026
woke 1 was crazy. woke 2 has mental health challenges. woke 3 will be living an authentic life on the mood spectrum.
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singular locus sarah @scgriffith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
if the intelligence apparatus is this gullible that does help explain how we got into iraq
No one has affirmed my gender identity quite like Mike Pence.
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 18/08/2026
it’s incredible how close this comes to being exactly something that the author of the article made fun of
the nyt pitchbot posting essentially the same article pitch. The author of this piece reskeeted it 24 days ago
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AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
As someone from MN who loves to torment my wife with my awful Mike Lindell impression, I will say that yes, the GOP's embrace of outright election denial is scary. We should all be on guard this November. But Mike Lindell was always going to do this, because Mike Lindell is a fucking lunatic.
Alt National Park Service: This is concerning. Mike Lindell is refusing to concede the Minnesota Republican primary, claiming there are “anomalies” in the vote totals that his team plans to investigate. The problem is that this wasn’t even a particularly close race.Alt National Park Service: But throwing out vague claims about “anomalies” immediately after losing, especially given his long history of pushing unsupported election-fraud claims, is exactly how distrust in elections gets manufactured.

Losing an election is not evidence that the election was stolen. The MAGA midterm playbook already in action.
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 21/07/2026
it’s deeply concerning to me that @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social cannot seem to make any statement about the rights of queer people in ohio, even during pride month. last we heard from him was that shitty ad about agreeing with dewine about transgender athletes.
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open mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
the sad knocking you hear is somebody nailing The Graham Platner Podcast's logo into a haunted slat of particle board
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
even the Great Cyrus could not delivered a victory of this magnitude to the glorious Persian people
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KorraDaTrainBuff @thelokrailfan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I’m starting to worry that 4014 is going to kill someone sooner or later
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
credit where credit is due, getting your cult addicted to tallow before importing screwworms is a good bit
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
we're here at the thing
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 01/06/2026
I just spent about 10 seconds trying to put my prius in park because i looked down and despite it not changing over the past 10,000 miles, i was struggling to pick the correct button labeled P between the e-brake and park button
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knives @knives.motorcycles · 01/06/2026
i’m beginning to think that when the last gasoline powered vehicle rolls off the assembly line it will be a GMT610. It’s made it 1/10th of the life of america at this point
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