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Kendrick

@kmartinix.bsky.social
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Grew up in KC now in PDX. I make things on the internet

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♍ Bee 🐝 @sweetbee.vip · 20h
maybe the real infra was the friends we made along the way
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Oh, you need your precious Chatbot to help you be creative? These freaks made a giant, tactile troll by hand that has taken up residence as my new sleep paralysis demon, born of their own sick minds.” The best review I’ve ever received. 😭🤌🏼
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Kendrick @kmartinix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#LastFourWatched
Letterboxd last four The Deer Hunter, Mortal Kombat II, Crime 101, and The Tribe
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Gavin Schmidt @climateofgavin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not only are the flat earthers wrong, they are getting wronger by the day.
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Kendrick @kmartinix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finally things are looking up
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Casey Stegman @caseystegman.com · 30/09/2026
Just a reminder that you can have a PhD and also be an idiot
I'm a College Professor. Writing Isnt as Important as We Think.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Btw, I got your new James Bond right here
actor Aaron Pierre
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Kendrick @kmartinix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Kendrick @kmartinix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😩😩😩 my fingies are so empty now
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this signage is so compelling to me. I want more things to look like this please
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Kendrick @kmartinix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Marshall Ramsey @marshallramsey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Quality response.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/09/2026
If you ain’t got that dog in you than do knitting content
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 08/05/2026
While I don’t respect what he did with Resident Evil as a director I absolutely bow down to what he did with Resident Evil as a Wife Worshipper.
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mitch (he/him) @drmitchpdx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
anyway, glad they didn’t find my old posts on the jeremy renner app
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Brock Wilbur @brockwilbur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The final page of capitalism: “Stuff” magazine announcing a stuff that we don’t know what it does but must replace a stuff that you already own (worthless trash now by nature of new stuff) and another brand is making a stuff+. No one wants any of this but we have to write that you’ll die without it.
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Chega de Saudade @chezztone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Try not driving! It's fun and liberating. And saves money.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is why I’ve been saying for years games need a “so you took a break and forgot how to play” tutorial option on the main menu.
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Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a bumper sticker that said "KENNEDY CENTER NOT DATA CENTERS" would do numbers right now
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Kendrick @kmartinix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#LastFourWatched
Letterboxd last four: Toy Story 5, Gremlins, Hoppers, & Totem
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Remmick in sinners
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
This is exactly how it sounds 😂
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Kendrick @kmartinix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#LastFourWatched
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't believe it's been 9 years.
Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.
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Kendrick @kmartinix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is the Startrek: Starfleet Academy theme song inspired by Sim City or is it just me
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joan @joanbybike.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A reminder to Portland bike folks: there are probably going to be lots of new folks commuting by bike over the next few weeks. This is a good thing, even if they don’t know all the (very undefined) local bike etiquette
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Kendrick @kmartinix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Enough of these unexpected errors! Developers should start giving us errors we all expect
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Undead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Labor Day especially to Miles O'Brien and his ancestors
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)
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Kendrick @kmartinix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#LastFourWatched
Letterboxd Last Four : The Trial, Thunderbolts, Muppet Treasure Island, and Left Handed Girl
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Kendrick @kmartinix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@rpg.actor @middleearth.quest I'm here and ready to ride!
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Mary Poppins Collection, only on Disney Prime
Top left: the original Mary Poppins, floating down over the logo
Top right: Mary Poppins Returns, with Emily Blunt smiling
Bottom left: Mary Poppins Forever, a green and dark blue logo with Mary Poppins' silhouette behind a question mark
Bottom right: Mary Poppins & Robin, starring Emily Blunt and Chris O'Donnell as Robin
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"maybe Scrooge was right" Scrooge wasn't real! He was invented specifically for the purpose of being wrong!
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Abby Olcese @abbyolcese.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You do not, in fact, under any circumstances, have to hand it to Ebenezer Scrooge. Or Johnny Depp. Increasingly, not so sure you have to hand it to Ti West, either.
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
some datacenter the size of charlie's chocolate factory churning through gigabytes of my data and the best it can do is I can see you bought a torch have you considered another torch
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
tits
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𝒩𝒾𝒸𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓈 𝒸 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @nicolascgrey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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the Middle-earth Labeler @middleearth.quest · 28/08/2026
The Dark Lord Sauron's most powerful creation, the One Ring, has awoken. It wants to be found! He is searching for it too but he must not find it. When this post reaches 200 likes, it will reveal itself to one of you. ⚔️ One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them...
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Kendrick @kmartinix.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#LastFourWatched
Letterboxd last four watched: After the Hunt, The End of Oak Street, Magnolia, & Architecton
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What horseshit. She embraced gay people at the height of the AIDS crisis, embraced trans people at the height of the war against them, supported Black communities and artists, and wrote the most pro-worker's rights feminist pop song of all time. Neutral my ass
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My favorite Dolly Parton meme.
A twitter interaction where someone posted a photo of Dolly Parton looking hot as hell in black and red lingerie. Someone else replies to the photo with "Well then wha the hell did Jolene look like???"
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
WenzlerPowers: 

Dolly Parton writing “I will always love you“ and “Jolene“ in the same day is mind blowing.

It’s like if da Vinci finished the Mona Lisa then turned around in the same day and wrote “Jolene“
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Man what a punchline lol
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the Middle-earth Labeler @middleearth.quest · 24/08/2026
do these steps in order if you want to play the game!
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Anya➡️naptime @abogmonster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A new feather in the cap of some intern, somewhere, chuckling softly.
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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Well Lauren can smoke turds in hell
Corner shelf with a lamp and other nonsense. All the books are facing paper side out. "Lauren keeps the look neutral by stacking books back to front".
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DCM @heyitsdcm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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