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@kiteless.bsky.social
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it's @tape.website in alt form. I got suspended for three days for saying that I wanted to beat elon with hammers (six months ago)

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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
lmao Luke
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
her dad has seen The Cure 30 times and her mom skipped her Lolla set to see Korn? amazing parent vibes
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
way ahead of you there pal
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i have like a crazy amount of bad news for you
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
no they do not
two blue no matter who nerds talking about an awful idea
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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i heard that your mom was like qatar (playing with 9 men)
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
oh man I love doing that. one day a bunch of years back I did the entirety of Boston's red line and all four branches of the green line
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
he doesn't even live in this hemisphere! fuck off!
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
hell yes
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ben stas @benstas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
venue socials dusting off their "disable comments" buttons for another br*nd n*w tour announcement I see. good thing disappearing for a couple years fixed all the stuff that guy did
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
wait how come THIS motherfucker gets to say this about israel but no one else does??
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I will get a second account suspended if I say my honest feelings about what should happen to this man
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A woman looking at a phone says "Persia has humbled Babylon" while a stunned man turns a calendar from 2026 to January 539 BCE
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
that final step down killed me
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
no it mustn't. god you fucking suck man, I can't wait for you to get voted out
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
flowchart image

Maladaptive pattern: forget to feed my army > they die > i'm a bad general

After cognitive restructuring: forget to feed my army > learn the Foul Arts> Skeleton army
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
MLS isn't moving the calendar because of the weather, they're doing it to line up with all the other leagues
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/06/2026
pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@realDonaldTrump

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!

9/2/15
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
today's big winner is DocuSign
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 18/06/2026
Supporting an armed Iran is yet another reason that he is the next Reagan
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Oeming @oeming.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
World Cup might be the closest thing we’ll get to world peace
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
some iranian archaeologists have uncovered artifacts suggesting the iranian people lived in those lands going back thousands and thousands of years.
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🇮🇷 IRN 1 - 0 USA 🇺🇸
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It’s not coming home but it is going to drive around the neighborhood asking for directions.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
me, walking into the British museum
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Goreville Shriek 😱 @amcnal.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Once you're inside, there's no way out. The floor plan is a mystery. The building is falling apart. This summer, don't get trapped in GROVERHAUS
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
England-Croatia looking more like Vegas-Carolina
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
that's Dallas Burn soccer for ya
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/06/2026
Marvel already owns the rights to r/explainlikeimfive
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
golaço hrvatska
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
harry kane is without honor
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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
if you stutter step on a penalty the goalkeeper should be allowed to beat your ass
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
yeah I mean usually when you lose a war you have to surrender and give up things
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
soccer as a sport has evolved past the need for "cristiano ronaldo"
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I am loving all the smaller countries getting results in this world cup. it rules
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I didn't even realize Muhammad had a late night show
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 16/06/2026
phalloplasty doctor? you mean the
ford dealership that says “disk smith” on the side
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The more I read about this Iran deal the more it sounds like this. theonion.com/may-1-1975-1...
Onion "Our Dumb Century" article from 1975: US loses Vietnam War; Ford urges all Americans to salute our Vietcong rulers"
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
cover of the horse jumper of love self-titled album, which reads:

"There was a tiny cactus on my desk. I was angry and I smashed it down. The poor fucking cactus didn’t do anything. I kept the needles in my fist all afternoon. I left the pieces of the pot and the dirt on the floor for weeks, until my mom finally picked it up. 1/21"
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
oh it's incredible alright
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
the sheer tonnage of bangers packed into steve hears pile in malden and bursts into tears. a perfect EP.
youtube.com
Krill - "Unbounded Nameless Future"
YouTube video by explodinginsound
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speedy ortiz ÷ sad13 ÷ sadie dupuis ÷ haunted guy @sad13.horse · 17/06/2026
*krill voice* today i will make a post
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
austria your anthem is dog balls
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balsama.bsky.social @balsama.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Another view
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
TIL Yodas are born by brewing
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your thin paper wings @kiteless.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
absolutely dying laughing at "the forbidden smoothie" caption
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 17/06/2026
What a huge moment for MLS talent development, they’ve produced another gem
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Spooky Boo @spookyboo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Which one do you think they go with?
Bleach + Vinegar = Chlorine gas. This can cause coughing, trouble breathing, burning, and watery eyes.
Bleach + Ammonia = Chloramine gas. This can cause shortness of breath and chest pain.
Bleach + Rubbing Alcohol = Chloroform, which is highly toxic.
Hydrogen Peroxide + Vinegar = Peracetic acid, which is very corrosive.
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