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Micah @rincewind.run · 5h
Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight “There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present, so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.”
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 7h
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South Park: Kids Are Going To Do What They Do
Alt: South Park: Kids Are Going To Do What They Do
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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 8h
Just imagining if I did this to some rich person wanting to verify they paid their taxes and whether I'd be called a "socialist content creator" or "terrorist"
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 10h
BBC is beyond any semblance of redemption at this point.
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Kenny Campbell @mrkennycampbell.bsky.social · 11h
I have never seen coverage of a live trial, one involving allegations of multiple sex attacks on multiple women, framed in a more distasteful way. It's not 'Fame under fire' it's a rape trial. And it involves actual women. And this from the *checks notes* BBC
BBC screengrab from within their Russell Brand trial coverage.  Image of Brand in 70s-style aviator glasses, with earpods in, blank expression. Long dark wavy hair, black and grey beard, dark unbuttoned shirt. All on a fire red/orange and black background
BBC logo top and centre, underneath a subdeck reading: Fame Under Fire. Then the headline 'Russell Brand On Trial'. 
The words 'fire'and 'trial' are coloured to look like they are glowing orange at the bottom
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14h
Introducing: our charter of Ethical Plagiarism, Copyright Infringement, and Doing Away With the Ineffable Human Need For Creative Expression
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 14h
Slowing it down has to give it power though. That’s what it needs.
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 14h
Hahaha new iPhone duo basic is £2k
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Succession Thumbs Up
Alt: Succession Tom doing Thumbs Up at big business screwing everyone over
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Word_Geek @word-geek.bsky.social · 17h
Apparently the Sewing Bee making adaptive clothing into a regular challenge has encouraged multiple clothing providers to step up Primark has a few things too, tho I've only seen the bras in person
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Shut up!
"GE warns its toaster may grow human arms and shoot you with a gun" Ok that sounds like their fault. They should do something about that
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Eating dipped chocolate figs in my jammies like the queen I am.
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh yeahhh
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Man I am so boring 😂
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Rosamundi @rosamundi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And prison rape jokes still aren't funny, either.
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Rosamundi @rosamundi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Jokes about CSAM are not OK just because the person charged used to be Michael Gove's partner, FFS.
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 13/10/2026
For anyone who's interested in Japanese tattooing, Irezumi, Tebori, etc The Underground Art of Traditional Japanese Tattooing looks like a great book, it's immediately gone on my Xmas list 😀 Thanks to @rankamateur.bsky.social for the link! www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
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The Underground Art of Traditional Japanese Tattoos
In The Japanese Tattoo, Manami Okazaki explores the culture, craftsmanship and history behind traditional Japanese tattoos.
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So what’s the “both sides” counter two-parter to this then? Plot reveal: there won’t be one.
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Colin @fc1892.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Askhole.
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think I’ve learned now not to be helpful with some people. They ask for help but they don’t really want it, they just want to be seen to ask for it. Is there a word for that?
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EatCookExplore @eatcookexplore.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
3 northeast China provinces have been told to stockpile food as they might go into lockdown because of the Russian plague. It’s spreading everywhere Russian tourists have been.
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is a fun game!
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Jaissle’s mettle is going to be seriously tested now.
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Misery
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I do not like this
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
lol that it’s Botman #NUFC
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sigh
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m maybe in the minority but I feel like once MFP gets one or two in the net his confidence will go through the roof and there’ll be no stopping him. (Prepares to be roundly mocked)
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Aaaaghhhhhh HOLD YOUR NERVE LAD #NUFC
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hall is just mint #NUFC
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In happier news I caught up with Dark Matter earlier, that shit just gets better and better.
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ffs
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
xG is just a bullshit metric though
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Harbourmaster Productions @harbourmasterrr.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Odd that I'm not seeing much outrage about this.
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Harbourmaster Productions @harbourmasterrr.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"What we are going to do, and we're the only political party that has the courage to say this, is deploy the Royal Marines into the Channel. If they need to use lethal force, then they'll be able to do so." - Robert Jenrick, Reform UK. Threatening to kill asylum seekers is, erm, ok now?
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Our weekend visitors stripped off and went for a sea swim yesterday. Lunatic behaviour 😅 Literally my idea of hell. I love them both but that’s deranged
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dressed myself fully for the first time in a fortnight yesterday! Back to the gym tomorrow. Hopefully back on the wheel making plates on Thursday 🤞
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The Phantom Tollbooth Quotes @phantomtollbot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And, in the very room in which he sat, there were books that could take you anywhere, and things to invent, and make, and build, and break, and all the puzzle and excitement of everything he didn't know—music to play, songs to sing, and worlds to imagine and then someday make real.
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 12/10/2026
Exactly - that's why I won't go near appliances like this. Also this kind of stuff makes me laugh :) www.techtimes.co.uk/smart-coffee...
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Man Discovers His Parents' Coffee Maker Generated 1TB of Traffic and Overwhelmed Their Home Wi-Fi
A smart coffee maker reportedly generated 1TB of network traffic over 10 days, saturating its owner’s Wi-Fi access point. Most traffic stayed within the local network, while the cause remains unclear.
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Weekend visitors brought me a huge homemade Christmas cake. Too early?
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me when I’m proven wrong: “Never speak to me again. That is disgusting and you have utterly beclowned yourself here”
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Match day 🖤🤍
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We have guests this weekend and they keep taking photos of the meals I make and sending them to people, this is so sweet.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sometimes you truly do LOL
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
James blunt in the shower 😂😂
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“It’s like the Sugababes” has finished me
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our favourite plaice
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also chippy tea
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can someone pls get MFP bespoke shorts for his tree trunk thighs? #NUFC
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Two little overlapping plates, sandy glaze on a black/sand effect background
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