kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 13h[when a mutual cooks their account and starts fresh, failing to follow me back again] this is about me 030
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 13hlike meemaw used to say, sometimes you’re the flavour blaster sometimes you’re the flavour blastee 020
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 12/08/2026what colour do you think black goes best with if you say orange I’m gonna think you’re a little halloween bitch 691
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 15/01/2024Getting the fuck out of here is goated when multiple men looking into a trunk is the vibe 0121
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i like to think of monday as the saturday of the work week 141
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my uncle brad “got my nose” in ‘94 and unfortunately brad did die this week so I don’t know if I’ll ever get it back 1122
Reposted by kirraindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 21hi think a better question is who hasn’t seen the rain 2174
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 08/02/2026at the time nobody called it Woke I because Woke II hadn’t happened yet it was just known as The Great Woke 38125
Reposted by kir500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 11/10/2026nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon wants to fuck nasa employee: what? astronaut: *visibly sweating and shaking, grabs a handful of condoms and gets back on the rocket-ship* moon honry 0195
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026some of you aren’t consuming 500% of your daily recommended vitamin C dose and it shows 121
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 12/03/2025at my age it’s important to remember that younger people are going to keep saying weirder and weirder shit until i die 110830
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026back to the scene of the crime. nice, but it’s the first place investigators will look 110
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comMark Cuban Takes Notes on Shark TankAlt: Mark Cuban Takes Notes on Shark Tank 020
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 14/08/2024He died doing what he loved (trying to fuck the moon) 311016
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 25/04/2025bro if every little thing she does is magic she’s probably a witch bro. i’d be careful 28218
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 21/02/2024at my funeral I want them to do the thing where a bunch of turkeys walk in a circle around my corpse 37418
Reposted by kirlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 28/05/2023I would volunteer to go to prison forever if they let you smoke weed in there, could be a good way to get more people to become prisoners 062
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 06/06/2024You met me at a strange time in my life — I just fostered 17 ostriches and 3 emus and almost all of them fucking hate my two-bedroom apartment. 46712
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i saw your man struggling to draw the cool s 07517
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 15/11/2024don’t tell me if a famous person gets on this web site tell me if you find a loser w/ 100 followers who posts nonstop dankass bangers 39621
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 09/04/2024Aha yeah no, it’s nothing personal. We’re seizing the means of production from all the billionaires and we just thought it would be funny if we started with you lol 19913
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 28/03/2024My sister-in-law works at the midnight oil factory — yeah she says it’s the same stuff as the regular oil comes out of the same vat and everything 310313
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 27/01/2025they should keep making headlights brighter until all anyone can see is headlights 1035955
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 21/04/2024Microplastics, nanoplastics, macroplastics, megaplastics, gigaplastics. They have lots of sizes to choose from in the environment 0133
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026some of you aren’t consuming 500% of your daily recommended vitamin C dose and it shows 121
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ok so I checked and it turns out there isn’t a special place in hell for people like you my bad 1136
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ok so I checked and it turns out there isn’t a special place in hell for people like you my bad 1136
Reposted by kirlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 15/05/2024I signed some forms declaring my whole body to be teeth and now the dentist can work on all of me 3588
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026who up cutting a switch from the willow tree for peepaw 173
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I hope your email finds my way out of this labyrinth before im devoured by the minotaur 063
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I hope your email finds my way out of this labyrinth before im devoured by the minotaur 063
Reposted by kirJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 06/10/2026look. this app can be cringe but it's *ad-free* cringe 2580262
kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i loved when meta pulled the plug on that metaverse shit after dumping $71 billion into it 140
Reposted by kirkir @kirlax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026post moss you’ve got on your phone to tell your friends “it’s Moss Monday and I dgaf” 011
