Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldDirk Maggs @dirkmaggs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026From The Times obit for Esther Rantzen. Nothing against Ms Rantzen but us dogsbodies trained for 9 months to “do the chores” and would like to see the obit writer survive “Red Light Fever” and operate the panel in a busy studio live on air or create believable sound effects for a convincing drama. 1517236
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Currently reading the Doctor Who Magazine SE on the Eighth Doctor and was thinking, “Really? An interview with the guy who played the security guard? He has like 1-2 lines and is on screen for about 30 seconds.” Turns out Dee Jay Jackson is one of the best things in the entire mag! 101
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 331189223973
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldDcmfox @dcmfox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This made me spit up my tea 1995335571
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Damn, Coyote Vs Acme is great. It’s scary that a movie this much fun nearly ended up locked away in a vault for no one to see. 010
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Did the financial expert guy on ABC News Breakfast just say ChatGPT was great for answering financial advice questions? In any other media, you need to give caveats and disclaimers attached to anything that someone might take as financial advice … but no, just ask AI how to plan your super! 021
Reposted by Jonathan Crossfieldleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5356221274
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldRussell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...glasgowlive.co.ukBurst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on pathThe issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens. 13931212
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Obvs will give us the final DD Bullseye face off and they won’t leave Kingpin alone. But how about finally giving us The Gladiator after teasing him through all three Netflix seasons! 000
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Mark Carney: “I would now like to inform you that the teleprompter has ceased to function. Unlike a certain world leader, I do not view this as a conspiracy.” 817261255401
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Still holds up today #MontyPython1975 IG: @thecinevoidclub www.instagram.com/thecinevoidc... 448112543442
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldNicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy! 180140616476
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Brilliant. And in that same lovely back-footed Scandi-English key as Norsemen, which is blissful. 17328
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Now wondering how that Two-Fisted Tales issue fits into He-Man continuity. 000
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 15/09/2026At this rate, Sheeran’s tour is gonna end up just him on an empty stage playing Shape of You on a kazoo for three hours. 053
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think we're going to find out that bringing Don Jr on board required a few changes 1929237
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 15/09/2026And still no distribution outside the UK it seems. No cinema release, streaming platform, nothing. What are us Aussie fans to do? 011
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldJohnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this. 3424371156
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldJoe Noonan @joenoonan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Banned: Macklemore's powerful statement deserves reading. www.instagram.com/p/DdRdsy0m2H... 411229487
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 13/09/2026PSA: If you love Slow Horses the TV series but haven't read the books, I'd avoid the latest Radio Times newsletter and article on season 6 as it contains a huge spoiler.static.klipy.comRiver Cartwright Thumbs Up (Slow Horses)ALT: River Cartwright Thumbs Up (Slow Horses) 003
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“Is it safe?” Damn I love this movie. And damn did that scene scar me! 010
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldJason Thompson, Exemplar of Enjoyable Pedantry @jasonjtt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Today we remember those brave souls of Moonbase Alpha, wherever they may be. Lost for 27 years…static.klipy.comSpace1999 BreakawaydayALT: Space1999 Breakawayday 12013
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child: The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town on The Two Ronnies The Changes (1974 BBC series) completely weirded me out That British public information film about playing near train tracks (still scarred by that one) 011
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldJess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls. 2255401127
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 04/01/2025KRAZY KAT IN THE 25th CENTURY PANEL ONE: Krazy Kat is hit by a neon-glowing drone-brick. PANEL TWO: Elsewhere, Ignatz Mouse’s smart wristwatch pings with an incoming messagez PANEL THREE: We see the notification: BRICK SUCCESSFULLY DELIVERED PANEL FOUR: Ignatz sighs. “It’s just not the same.” 3356
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The fact that the USA doesn’t have an independent elections authority to police this shit is staggering to me. 020
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 09/09/2026it's that time again 011628
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: • Pink Floyd • Radiohead • Primal Scream • Nine Inch Nails • Lamb • Sisters of Mercy • Goldfrapp • The Chameleons • Suzanne Vega • Massive Attack 120
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldRoger Langridge @hotelfred.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Come on, this is great 4476
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 27/08/2026A Horse With No Name has been nameless long enough. Announcing America’s Horse of America. 030
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7243894611287
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldBoze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP. 40118043397
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This. 👇 I could probably only name two songs of hers, but I was still saddened by the news because of everything I knew about her as a person - like her book charity that mails free books to children. 000
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldMitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Read this thread. Learn more about the extraordinary humanity and power of Dolly Parton. Have tissues available. 16013
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldMike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 25/08/2026She also could tell a fuckin story 142685599
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 23/08/2026“I remember when it was all Harry Potter shops.” 0131
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The lengths someone went to in creating this completely bogus news story is mind boggling. And scary. 012
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldSheepie @bastardsheep.com · 21/08/2026-sends post to @fesshole.bsky.social - "Every week I put the wrong bin out early then before going to bed swap it for the right one, just to fuck with my neighbours". 021
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Do what your neighbour does, along with the rest of us. Look up and down the street to see which bins are out. 131
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Sure it’s fast. But fast running as a skill is entirely useless if it can’t also stop when it gets where it’s going. 130
Reposted by Jonathan CrossfieldBrett Coughlin @coughlinbrett.bsky.social · 15/08/2026In 1967, Charles Schulz ran a famous week-long Peanuts comic strip arc where Linus van Pelt reluctantly faces getting the newly developed measles vaccination. #Art #MMR 118065
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 15/08/2026This is fantastic! And a very good reminder of how we often take our modern world for granted rather than the comparative utopia it is. 011
Reposted by Jonathan Crossfield👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026IF WATER WORKED YOU WOULDN’T NEED TO KEEP DRINKING IT 302557366
Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I also have reservations. But I just showed it to my Bluey-obsessed daughter and her first reaction was “It looks so GOOD!” 000