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Jonathan Crossfield

@kimota.bsky.social
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Storyteller, writer, editor, content marketer, consultant & presenter. In short: professional pedant, prattler & procrastinator. AVAILABLE FOR WORK.

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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 4h
I’m no longer on the pulse of new releases these days, but saw that Tom (Chemical Brothers) Rowlands had a new side project thing out back in April … And OMG Tomora’s Come Closer is probably the best new music I’ve heard in years! youtu.be/bcFo-YZU37E?...
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The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek @dobbersw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Spare a thought for Margaret Jones, owner of Flat 4, Television Centre, London W12 8QT who still gets post for 'Blue Peter' and is phoned on her landline 018118055 every Saturday morning by people wanting to swap a Barbie Doll House for a Spectrum 48k.
BBC Television Centre, now luxury flats.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I could kiss you! Reading the notes in a cafe right now and can’t wait to get home and try this out. I have a hobby project in Claude involving complex spreadsheets and research and I’ve REALLY been struggling with many of the issues this solves. Continuity between sessions and threads, etc.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know I’m late to this but we just watched Hamnet. Crikey it’s a bit good innit!
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I remember them. Ni idea where they came from.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bad math ... OR Could she be inferring that only the other 48.5% of residents count as Australian and the majority of THEM don't want that? In other words, if you were born overseas or had one parent overseas, you're not really Australian.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yay, @blackwells.bsky.social order has arrived. If someone told me a year ago I’d be eagerly waiting to read a biography of Barbara Cartland, I’d have checked their medication. But by all accounts, @drmatthewsweet.bsky.social has made this an essential read so I’m diving in!
The cover to the book The Great Dictator: A Life of Barbara Cartland, by Matthew Sweet. The book is on my lap sitting out on the back deck in my usual morning reading spot.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Both my parents were baseballs. Irony is, I can’t stand the game. But you try wearing a basketball shirt when you look like this!
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Ernie Bornheimer @erniebornheimer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Made me laugh
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today is the 64th anniversary of the London premiere of Dr. No, so it’s time for the story of the theft of not one but two portraits of the Duke of Wellington—because Goya’s portrait of him had been nicked from the National Gallery the previous summer, just 19 days after it went on display
Sean Connery in Dr No’s lair, about to go up a short flight of stairs when he spots a portrait of the Duke of Wellington on a stand. The original had been stolen from the National Gallery the previous year, and this was a joke by the Bond production team
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Dirk Maggs @dirkmaggs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From The Times obit for Esther Rantzen. Nothing against Ms Rantzen but us dogsbodies trained for 9 months to “do the chores” and would like to see the obit writer survive “Red Light Fever” and operate the panel in a busy studio live on air or create believable sound effects for a convincing drama.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Doctor Who stuff is only about 2-3 paragraphs - cause how much can there be to say about such a small walk-on role. But the rest of his story … Love this guy!
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Currently reading the Doctor Who Magazine SE on the Eighth Doctor and was thinking, “Really? An interview with the guy who played the security guard? He has like 1-2 lines and is on screen for about 30 seconds.” Turns out Dee Jay Jackson is one of the best things in the entire mag!
Cover to the Doctor Who Magazine Special Edition celebrating 30 years of the Eighth Doctor.Pages 50-51 of the Doctor Who Magazine Special Edition featuring the first half of the interview with black Canadian actor Dee Jay Jackson, with a large photo of him as the stoic security guard from the Doctor Who TV movie and a B/W photo of him as a young man.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Dcmfox @dcmfox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This made me spit up my tea
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn, Coyote Vs Acme is great. It’s scary that a movie this much fun nearly ended up locked away in a vault for no one to see.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did the financial expert guy on ABC News Breakfast just say ChatGPT was great for answering financial advice questions? In any other media, you need to give caveats and disclaimers attached to anything that someone might take as financial advice … but no, just ask AI how to plan your super!
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...
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Burst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on path
The issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This was partly down to the (so good) 1971 movie which already changed up the Oompa-Loompas b/c the movie studio weren’t idiots. However, it’s a shame the publisher convinced Dahl to write the sequel The Great Glass Elevator after the movie came out because a) it’s awful and b) it’s SOOO racist!
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Arguments on both sides of course. But the classic example must be Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The publisher didn’t just edit the text or change a word. They got Dahl to revise the entire description & backstory of the Oompa-Loompas from African Pygmies to ppl from Loompaland.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wow I didn’t know my old boss was on here! 😂 I coined Crossfield’s Law years ago and it’s never let me down: If you ask three related questions in an email, the respondent will answer only two. And never the most important one that allows the project to move forward.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Obvs will give us the final DD Bullseye face off and they won’t leave Kingpin alone. But how about finally giving us The Gladiator after teasing him through all three Netflix seasons!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mark Carney: “I would now like to inform you that the teleprompter has ceased to function. Unlike a certain world leader, I do not view this as a conspiracy.”
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A hot water bottle (not warm, kettle hot) was the revelation this time. And painkillers. Industrial strength painkillers.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kidney stones. Not recommended. Zero stars.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still holds up today #MontyPython1975 IG: @thecinevoidclub www.instagram.com/thecinevoidc...
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brilliant. And in that same lovely back-footed Scandi-English key as Norsemen, which is blissful.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now wondering how that Two-Fisted Tales issue fits into He-Man continuity.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At this rate, Sheeran’s tour is gonna end up just him on an empty stage playing Shape of You on a kazoo for three hours.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think we're going to find out that bringing Don Jr on board required a few changes
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And still no distribution outside the UK it seems. No cinema release, streaming platform, nothing. What are us Aussie fans to do?
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It feels all but forgotten these days but I enjoyed it and was surprised it didn’t get a second series. I mean, it’s Aaron freakin’ Sorkin!
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Joe Noonan @joenoonan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Banned: Macklemore's powerful statement deserves reading. www.instagram.com/p/DdRdsy0m2H...
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
PSA: If you love Slow Horses the TV series but haven't read the books, I'd avoid the latest Radio Times newsletter and article on season 6 as it contains a huge spoiler.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Is it safe?” Damn I love this movie. And damn did that scene scar me!
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Jason Thompson, Exemplar of Enjoyable Pedantry @jasonjtt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today we remember those brave souls of Moonbase Alpha, wherever they may be. Lost for 27 years…
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Soooo many questions! Did they forget to key in the green screen? If not, what’s with all the sand? Why is he sitting in such an awkward pose, shot at an angle that makes it look even more awkward? And was this really the best shot from the whole session?
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town on The Two Ronnies The Changes (1974 BBC series) completely weirded me out That British public information film about playing near train tracks (still scarred by that one)
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.
A small machine, the front resembles a smiling face, and its back reflected in the mirror behind it resembles a horrified face.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That’s because far too many people confuse the medium and the genre. Comics = superheroes is as ridiculous as saying TV = soap opera. Strangely I can’t think of another medium where this happens.
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
KRAZY KAT IN THE 25th CENTURY PANEL ONE: Krazy Kat is hit by a neon-glowing drone-brick. PANEL TWO: Elsewhere, Ignatz Mouse’s smart wristwatch pings with an incoming messagez PANEL THREE: We see the notification: BRICK SUCCESSFULLY DELIVERED PANEL FOUR: Ignatz sighs. “It’s just not the same.”
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The fact that the USA doesn’t have an independent elections authority to police this shit is staggering to me.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Along with Zygons, Seeds of Doom is top tier. It’s a crying shame Robert Banks Stewart didn’t write more for the series.
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
SOLD!
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it's that time again
Lyle Lanley Simpsons meme adjusted from monorail to RUOK

R U = are you

0 K = okay

AND THAT CONCLUDES OUR FIGHT AGAINST MENTAL ILLNESS FOR ANOTHER YEAR
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Jonathan Crossfield @kimota.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: • Pink Floyd • Radiohead • Primal Scream • Nine Inch Nails • Lamb • Sisters of Mercy • Goldfrapp • The Chameleons • Suzanne Vega • Massive Attack
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