Reposted by David Kahnhilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It’s worth clarifying what’s wrong with this trial. Guinea-Bissau does not presently vaccinate newborns for HepB, so this study does not withhold a vaccine they would otherwise have gotten, or expose infants to a disease they would otherwise have been protected against. 39735
David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026People rave all about sweet puppy breath but they fail to warn you about horrible puppy farts 000
Reposted by David KahnTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41120563120
David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Never thought someone smoking a real cigarette at Red Rocks would be more off putting than pot smoke but this is where we’re at I guess 000
Reposted by David KahnArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social 178125182682
David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yeah, this seems like a party that is confident heading into the midterms. Sounding like Alex from Fatal Attraction… 000
Reposted by David KahnKyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media. 1412427546
Reposted by David KahnJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If you’re looking for something to watch as the weather cools down, The New Yorker has you covered with Your Parents’ Fall TV Preview!newyorker.comYour Parents’ Fall TV PreviewHave you considered “Six Hours a Day of MSNBC” on MS NOW (or Fox News, depending on your specific parents)? 610114
David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026sitting here in Denver getting subjected to both Texas and Ohio political ads. They're all terrible but the anti Amy Acton one had some great head shaking by fake cops at least. Ken Paxton is just a piece of shit. 011
Reposted by David Kahnbrushy kb @brushy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026this crop art at the minneapolis airport 281957443
Reposted by David KahnTurp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it. arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...arizonasports.comASU hockey player Matthew Mayich has no chance of recovery after heatstroke, attorney says - Arizona Sports"His body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible," Robert Carey said. 611175549
David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Saw a deer out near Westerly/Sand creek during my run this morning 000
Reposted by David KahnRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying 162964741
Reposted by David Kahnryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 25/08/2026"Is there no virtue among us? If there be not, we are in a wretched situation. No theoretical checks--no form of government can render us secure. To suppose that any form of government will secure liberty or happiness without any virtue in the people, is a chimerical idea."press-pubs.uchicago.eduRepresentation: James Madison, Virginia Ratifying Convention 731341
Reposted by David Kahnjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/08/2026here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs. 171146083123
Reposted by David KahnMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/08/2026"You were riding in the morning, or at night, or on a quiet road, or a main road. The only time and place to ride a bike is a time beyond time and a place beyond place, where the space-time continuum is bent so strangely that you are both everywhere and nowhere." buff.ly/bSa1Wm5mcsweeneys.netYou’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your FaultYou were riding during rush hour Why were you riding then? There are way too many cars on the road. If you were commuting, you should have contacted your bos... 24849281
Reposted by David Kahnjab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 14/08/2026the president has tested positive for PEDs (pedophilia-enhancing diarrheas) 0352
Reposted by David KahnPᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it. 131171154576
Reposted by David KahnKyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Poor wolves. Forcibly relocated to Colorado against their will and the wishes of many people. Under fire from hunters who mistake them for coyotes. So we're kicking off a helpful new PSA segment: "Is it a wolf?" 1836282
David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I guess I didn’t realize Denver TV stations had so much reach into Wyoming, or else it’s cheap as hell for WY political ads to show here 000
David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Man, walking the dog at 61° after a week plus of near 100°s is legit chilly. Should make for a nice run in a bit 001
Reposted by David KahnOn This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Lisa Simpson’s wedding, which took place 15 years in the future at the time it aired, now takes place 16 years in the past. #TheSimpsons 17733212
David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026“She’s buried in nature now” is gonna stick with me for awhile. Amazing turn of phrase 000
Reposted by David KahnMatt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 28/07/2026NANTZ: Stay tuned after the game tonight as Ross Douthat continues his twelve-part series on Chesterton ROMO: The Bills could use that fence right about now, Jim 1507
Reposted by David KahnThomas Neville @goobermunch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Hey! Anyone in the Denver area want a piano? I’ve got an upright piano. It works. All 88 keys included. I don’t want it any more. And I’d love to give* it away. Let me know if you’re interested! * Give it to whoever will take it away. (Free as in pianos is cheaper than free as in kittens). 87347
David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Checking out a Summit FC game (had to move into the shade, that east side is HOT!!!) 030
Reposted by David Kahnmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 07/07/2026pathetic. if you’re gonna pull a weekend at bernie’s situation on us, commit. film a tiktok of him sitting at his desk with a pen in his hand. put some sunglasses on him and put him in the front seat of a car with the windows down. let’s see some shenanigans!!! 371041117
Reposted by David KahnVinny Benedetto @vbenedetto.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Nikola Jokic was asked about his contract extension in Serbia today. Automated translation if his answer: "My idea is to sign next summer and stay in Denver for the rest of my life (career)" 1104
Reposted by David Kahnin the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL! 3182825111174
David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The microbrew situation at Mariners games has gotten significantly worse in the 11 years between tonight and my last visit 000
Reposted by David KahnMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/07/2026"Every serious legal mind must inevitably face a fundamental choice: Read the Constitution and apply its words as the bedrock laws of the land, or transcend its tired text and interpret the super-secret invisible version that tells you exactly what you want to hear."buff.lyThe US Constitution Is for Simple Folk Still Burdened by the Belief That Words Have Meaning“Every serious legal mind must inevitably face a fundamental choice: Read the Constitution and apply its words as the bedrock laws of the land, or transcend ... 231697518
Reposted by David KahnJulius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 26/06/2026When you walk into the break room and someone is about to take two donuts. 4781483
Reposted by David KahnJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber 240156842870
Reposted by David KahnMatt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Happy Juneteenth to all Americans, but especially to the haters and losers. You lost at Vicksburg and Gettysburg and just didn’t have what it takes! 16817
Reposted by David KahnHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint 22093902273
David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Helping friends clean out their parents garage and came across this gem in a box filled with other great picture books from their 1964 trip to DC and NYC 120