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David Kahn

@khaaan.bsky.social
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Hoping to be a ski bum again one day

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hilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s worth clarifying what’s wrong with this trial. Guinea-Bissau does not presently vaccinate newborns for HepB, so this study does not withhold a vaccine they would otherwise have gotten, or expose infants to a disease they would otherwise have been protected against.
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People rave all about sweet puppy breath but they fail to warn you about horrible puppy farts
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Never thought someone smoking a real cigarette at Red Rocks would be more off putting than pot smoke but this is where we’re at I guess
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, this seems like a party that is confident heading into the midterms. Sounding like Alex from Fatal Attraction…
Screenshot of a text from some BS GOP related groups starting “You're making a huge mistake continuing to ignore us like this.
We're asking one last time.”
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Peachopotamus mmmmmmmm
4 Noses Peach Wheat
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you’re looking for something to watch as the weather cools down, The New Yorker has you covered with Your Parents’ Fall TV Preview!
newyorker.com
Your Parents’ Fall TV Preview
Have you considered “Six Hours a Day of MSNBC” on MS NOW (or Fox News, depending on your specific parents)?
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Walter CronCat?!?! #Reacher
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
sitting here in Denver getting subjected to both Texas and Ohio political ads. They're all terrible but the anti Amy Acton one had some great head shaking by fake cops at least. Ken Paxton is just a piece of shit.
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ohhhh what a terrible throw by Maye
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brushy kb @brushy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this crop art at the minneapolis airport
a rendition of a speed movie poster made entirely of crop seeds except the movie is called "seed" and the actors names are beanu reeves, sandra burdock, dennis popcorn (this one is a stretch), and chaff daniels. the tagline on it says "crop quiz, hot shot"
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
69yd punt?!?! Nice!
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it. arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...
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ASU hockey player Matthew Mayich has no chance of recovery after heatstroke, attorney says - Arizona Sports
"His body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible," Robert Carey said.
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Saw a deer out near Westerly/Sand creek during my run this morning
A mule deer (I think) just off the bike path Same deer with the sunrise in the background
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Purdy moonset
Moonset view from Central Park Denver with the old control tower also in the background
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 25/08/2026
"Is there no virtue among us? If there be not, we are in a wretched situation. No theoretical checks--no form of government can render us secure. To suppose that any form of government will secure liberty or happiness without any virtue in the people, is a chimerical idea."
press-pubs.uchicago.edu
Representation: James Madison, Virginia Ratifying Convention
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/08/2026
here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs.
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Perhaps the most important piece you'll read all year
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/08/2026
"You were riding in the morning, or at night, or on a quiet road, or a main road. The only time and place to ride a bike is a time beyond time and a place beyond place, where the space-time continuum is bent so strangely that you are both everywhere and nowhere." buff.ly/bSa1Wm5
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You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault
You were riding during rush hour Why were you riding then? There are way too many cars on the road. If you were commuting, you should have contacted your bos...
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What is this bernaner ball bullshit (in the rain)
Me in a batting stance with a yellow umbrella in front of the Savannah Bananas 🍌 logo
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the president has tested positive for PEDs (pedophilia-enhancing diarrheas)
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Poor wolves. Forcibly relocated to Colorado against their will and the wishes of many people. Under fire from hunters who mistake them for coyotes. So we're kicking off a helpful new PSA segment: "Is it a wolf?"
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I guess I didn’t realize Denver TV stations had so much reach into Wyoming, or else it’s cheap as hell for WY political ads to show here
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Man, walking the dog at 61° after a week plus of near 100°s is legit chilly. Should make for a nice run in a bit
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Lisa Simpson’s wedding, which took place 15 years in the future at the time it aired, now takes place 16 years in the past. #TheSimpsons
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“She’s buried in nature now” is gonna stick with me for awhile. Amazing turn of phrase
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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
NANTZ: Stay tuned after the game tonight as Ross Douthat continues his twelve-part series on Chesterton ROMO: The Bills could use that fence right about now, Jim
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
bag of Taylor Farms lettuce with speech bubble
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Thomas Neville @goobermunch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hey! Anyone in the Denver area want a piano? I’ve got an upright piano. It works. All 88 keys included. I don’t want it any more. And I’d love to give* it away. Let me know if you’re interested! * Give it to whoever will take it away. (Free as in pianos is cheaper than free as in kittens).
A brown upright piano.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/07/2026
Dad Spends Entire Vacation 8 Steps Ahead Of Family
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Checking out a Summit FC game (had to move into the shade, that east side is HOT!!!)
Penalty kick at the end of the first half
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
pathetic. if you’re gonna pull a weekend at bernie’s situation on us, commit. film a tiktok of him sitting at his desk with a pen in his hand. put some sunglasses on him and put him in the front seat of a car with the windows down. let’s see some shenanigans!!!
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So there's a large guard looking fellow. He's wearing a dirty fur vest garment, some armor, and holding a shield. Has a shielded helmet on too but the helmet also has hair. It's like a reverse mullet helmet with metal plating for protection. Mr. Man here has a messy & thick beard, and could really benefit from seeing a dentist. Basically this guy has seen better days but is still menacing in a meth kind of way. He's standing guard in front of a castle door. Closed caption reads: [Grrr]
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Vinny Benedetto @vbenedetto.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Nikola Jokic was asked about his contract extension in Serbia today. Automated translation if his answer: "My idea is to sign next summer and stay in Denver for the rest of my life (career)"
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The microbrew situation at Mariners games has gotten significantly worse in the 11 years between tonight and my last visit
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/07/2026
"Every serious legal mind must inevitably face a fundamental choice: Read the Constitution and apply its words as the bedrock laws of the land, or transcend its tired text and interpret the super-secret invisible version that tells you exactly what you want to hear."
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The US Constitution Is for Simple Folk Still Burdened by the Belief That Words Have Meaning
“Every serious legal mind must inevitably face a fundamental choice: Read the Constitution and apply its words as the bedrock laws of the land, or transcend ...
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
When you walk into the break room and someone is about to take two donuts.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happy Juneteenth to all Americans, but especially to the haters and losers. You lost at Vicksburg and Gettysburg and just didn’t have what it takes!
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint
The described cocktail in a coupe glass.  It's very algae lookin
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
75° at 6am in mid June is some bullshit
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Is that the fastest goal by a sub in WC history?
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Doughboys Podcast @doughboys.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Helping friends clean out their parents garage and came across this gem in a box filled with other great picture books from their 1964 trip to DC and NYC
WHAT YOU CAN DO TO FIGHT COMMUNISM
AND PRESERVE
A tet young-team the true matize and racties of
communism.
M
ake civic programs for social improvement your business.
E
xercise your right to vote; elect representatives of integrity.
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espect human dignity.. communism and individual rights
cannot coexist.
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nform yourself; know your country--its history, traditions,
and heritage.
C
ombat public apathy toward communism--indifference can
be fatal when national survival is at stake.
A
ttack bigotry and prejudice wherever they appear; justice
for all is the bulwark of democracy.
(FBI seal)
J. Edgar Hoover
DIRECTOR, FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
PATRIOTISM IS EVERYBODY'S JOB!
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