Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I hope that Dick Durbin and every single person who works for Dick Durbin down to the interns cannot buy a sandwich in this town without getting yelled at for selling us the fuck out. 16723113
Kevin Fitzgerald @kevjfitz.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Your Magnificence Lord Musk: At work this week… I put more water in the Keurig. I cleared the remaining time on the microwave in the breakroom. I logged into two Zoom calls at the same time. I flushed. I put the new cover sheets on the TPS reports. 040
Kevin Fitzgerald @kevjfitz.bsky.social · 23/02/2025This week I put cover sheets on the TPS reports. 020
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Meanwhile, egg prices. 1291817507
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/02/2025BREAKING: “Hamas Proposes Invading Palm Beach, Florida to Forcibly Convert Clubs and Condos into a Luxurious Palestinian State.” 24954701004
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 03/02/2025Donald Trump promised he was gonna lower costs and make us safer. He's done none of it. I realize he's only been in office two weeks, but it's gotten worse, not better. You think grocery prices have gone down? No, they've gone up because of Trump’s Tax on Working Families. 741329198
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 23/01/2025To be clear, our most historically trusted media outlets carried a tremendous amount of water & shattered their credibility for an administration that will now make it state policy to see them ousted from their jobs if they show even bare minimum backbone. They were warned of this for many years. 171045200
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 21/01/2025Trump’s proposal to strip birthright citizenship from those born in this nation is unconstitutional. In Illinois, we follow the law. This is only the start of attempts to undermine the rule of law, and Illinoisans can count on me to stand against unconstitutional actions. 382192292917
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Let’s hope that Tik Tok is disabled tonight at midnight and all day tomorrow and Monday. Which means the biggest story on Monday will be… And the reaction from the newly installed President will be … 3658557784799
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 14/01/2025h/t @karaswisher.bsky.social 442133752848
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 25/12/2024If we're going to do something as both monstrous and fucking stupid as invading Panama, could we put Bobby Kennedy Jr. in charge, so he can die of Yellow Fever or some other treatable disease he doesn't believe people should be protected from? 611610
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald eolaí the artist @eolai.bsky.social · 21/12/2024"Dingle Peninsula" It's a few years since I've painted this. And it's too many years since I've been in this corner of Ireland inhaling the ocean while listening to friends talk beautiful nonsense. #SpeirGorm #ArtAdventCalendar 515023
Kevin Fitzgerald @kevjfitz.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Who owns a bigger chunk of Trump's ass, Putin or Musk? 000
Kevin Fitzgerald @kevjfitz.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I need to pay more attention to the news. I just learned this week that Elon Musk won the election. 000
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 16/12/2024Tell the CEOs to wear see through backpacks and toughen up. #2A right? 261249235
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Carolyn E Holmes @carolyneholmes.bsky.social · 16/12/2024What if they just periodically had to sit in their office closets while someone simulated being a shooter in the corridor, like my grade school children do? 393141847
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 25/11/2024This needs to be said, loud, and often. 21959222125690
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars. 852429148136
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 08/12/2024can’t wait to celebrate the month January, all 100 days of it 211646
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 03/12/2024ME: (fumbling through order) Hola! Un…cafe latte…sin…azúcar, por favor? BARISTA: Uh-huh. And what size? ME: (internally) I put up with that goddamn green owl for weeks… 1676192235
Kevin Fitzgerald @kevjfitz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I have a friend in the hospital at the moment. He'll be fine, I'm sure. What blows my mind is that he's been my friend for 62 years. He's not the only friend of that vintage. So, he has to get well. I'm not ready for us to start losing each other. 010
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Calbear @calbeargirl.bsky.social · 01/12/2024@goodwilllibrarian.bsky.social 523223067717
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Merrill Markoe @merrillmarkoe.bsky.social · 26/11/2024This is amazingly great. 515236
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I know Elon Musk gets a lot of hate here... but it's not enough, we can do better. 2245899851
Kevin Fitzgerald @kevjfitz.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I don't think I've ever seen a film that I enjoyed more than the novel it was based on. 110
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 21/11/2024Last night, 19 Senators voted to end illegal arms sales to Israel. We stood up to AIPAC, the Democratic Senate leadership, and the Biden administration. We must continue going forward to end illegal arms sales and hold Netanyahu accountable for his war crimes. 2106583898
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 23/11/2024One thing I find interesting about the echo chamber complaint is that an echo chamber just won a presidential election. Put aside the convo of whether it’s “good” or “bad” for a moment. The far right has devoted enormous resources + time to building echo chambers & loathes spaces they don’t control 15796106610098
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 22/11/2024We have to stop assuming Trump is secretly a master manipulator with a plan. If there’s a plan here, it isn’t fucking Trump’s. Trump has concepts of a plan. And that “concepts” is to devour a Filet-O-Fish while watching his sons hunt immigrants for sport. That’s about as sophisticated as he gets. 29611
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left? 2223573386371
Kevin Fitzgerald @kevjfitz.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I feel forced by circumstances to add this word to my vocabulary. 010
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/11/2024Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "There has been no oppression for the white man in this country ... it is white men on this side of the aisle telling us, people of color on this side of the aisle, that y'all are the ones being oppressed." 19594963510225
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Brian Klaas @brianklaas.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Dr. Oz. Good grief. It’s going to get a lot dumber and a lot more dangerous than this. 1323820
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 19/11/2024Rep Jasmine Crockett bringing the fire. 127137062701
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I sometimes wonder if Chicago sports exists to counterbalance all the other things about Chicago that are wonderful. 2164
Kevin Fitzgerald @kevjfitz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Every time they say "breaking news" I have a surge of hope. 000
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 16/11/2024A lot of people responsible for poor decisions are on a press tour right now because if they didn’t, people would rightfully be questioning THEIR leadership and they know it. It’s weak even by normal left-punching standards. Zero evidence more Liz Cheney would have won this. The opposite, actually. 1311235812956
Reposted by Kevin Fitzgerald Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Nighty night. 0144