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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 23h

The back wall of the house next door collapsed this morning where a mother and daughter have been living for the past 50 years. Cops were called and it was discovered that the daughter has been living with the corpse of the mother for several years.

Up at a two floor brick house. The first floor wall is gone but boarded up. The balcony has collapsed and the second floor hole is gaping.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I just read the article and I see how it works. Ahem... Fuck off. BECAUSE WE RECOMMEND you let US HELP you to fuck off. Promotion Please

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I did the unthinkable and became moots on IG with a coworker. She's cool. Mermaid with a heaping side of Goth or perhaps Goth with a heaping side of mermaid. Turns out we have fellow outsider Moots in common.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Apparently you don't need the / Bork

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When's the last time you cleaned your steering wheel you filthy little monkeys?

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

/honk It's broken for a long time so glad it's here.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Jesus Fuck, it's hot. So fucking hot I'm dying. It needs to cool down. *Temp drops below 60 Shit! My nipple are hard. Gotta find my hoodie.

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mattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

want to see a video of me from my high school talent show lol

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I've had Dolly Barkton for nearly 3 years and this is the first time I ever seen her startled from a snooze and charging the door by her own fart. Stinky but high-larious.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Had a delightful Lyft ride Sunday night In 20 min we talked about: Urban Planning, Red Lining, Sexual Identity, Queer Furry/Mecha overlap and Saga. There was a hug and a generous tip. So if you know/recognize Kyle in the Berkeley area tell him I said "Hey!"

A man wearing a Deep Ellim T-shirt and brown cargo shirts wearing a tv on his head!

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A story in 3 parts. #FrogTitties4Lyfe @eddiehill.bsky.social straighten out your wife. handstuffstudio.com

A ceramic frog from handstuffstudio.com. she has titties and gold pasties.

A text that reads: Another nope LOL. Titties and frogs need to be separate.

Another text in reply to the first. All frogs should have titties LOL.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Thread: So I have a cousin once removed named Sarah from SF. I met Sarah when she was 14 when she was kicked out of Animal Science Camp in Mid Missouri for "reasons." That weekend I was near the Camp and tasked with picking her up and entertaining her until her flight home 1/?

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

In Lafayette, CA (the burbs) for the weekend for a family memorial. With family means I don't get to enjoy SF proper, but it sure is pretty out here. Standing outside my hotel a woman came to talk to me to get away from a drunk dude who was bugging her because "You look cool." 1/2

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

How DARE my sister tell me 30 years later that there was a presence in my Dad's house that freaked him out and that she felt it and something once tapped her on the shoulder. Man...the fucking nerve!

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My peak day today: One minute I'm sitting at a pool listening to a woman tell me about her 3 witnessed psychokinetic events, the next my queer ex-wife is sending me a photo of the incense holder she made modeled after her vulva because apparently this is my life.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Look man, I don't need this right now. I have to go home and poop. Ain't no one following me around with a plastic bag.

A blue and white American Bully laying on the sidewalk in a puddle of sprinkler runoff.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It's so hot out that even the crazy ass pickleballers aren't playing

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Okay off the ground and in the car. Driving around blasting the AC at $4 a gallon because it's too fucking hot to walk my dog. Maybe, MAYYYYBE I can get her into the park fountain a couple hundred feet away. Let's see. BRB...Nope, won't leave the car. Smart.

A blue and white American Bully sitting in the car looking at me.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I just hit 2 Monday morning tight smilers with eye-contact and full-on choppers. Are they gonna hate me here?

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Violent Femmes on a Halloween 1985, sprained ankle 2hrs before showtime. U2, Bob Dylan:news there but too fucking drunk. David Byrne American Utopia: didn't think I'd know the songs. Made up for it with Who is the Sky x 2 BEST CONCERT EVER

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Attended a formal dress birthday party last night with my mom. I didn't know anybody. Also showed a lot of pictures of Dolly Barkton. You want to light up a room, you want glam? Let your dog be the mycelium network of connection to strangers.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Post Coyote vs Acme (Go see it, its a delight) Sitting at home with my friend. We're reading books and talking about stuff. She's looking at the Left, me on the Right. Dolly Barkton in the middle.

Two book cover: ESO Extended Sexual Orgasm, The Secret Language of Dogs.

A blue and white American Bully looking at the camera.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Coyote VS Acme lives up to its rumored hype(?) It's funny, it's touching, it's anti-capitalist, anti-classist/racist (think Tuskegee Syphilis Study). If you can, get out and support the little movie that could while it's still in theaters.

A screenshot from rotten tomatoes. 95% fresh, 94% popcornmeter

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Post Coyote vs Acme (Go see it, its a delight) Sitting at home with my friend. We're reading books and talking about stuff. She's looking at the Left, me on the Right. Dolly Barkton in the middle.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

We have to hot swap desks at my office. I found one I like monitor set up in an undesirable location where I see everyone walking by. I decided to smile at my coworkers. I hope they don't think showing my teeth is aggression display...or is it?

Walking past office coworkers, that you don't know well starterpack. An image of 5 generic white people faces of tight lipped smiles, one of a bald bearded man in glasses with a genuine grin.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I don't get why men at my office take an extra step past the lower places urinal in the men's room. You gotta get your steps in? Don't want to feel like a child? What? I use it because it's all about Economy of Action!

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It Happened Today @trumpisdead.lol · 27/08/2026

just setting up my account for the day It Happens™

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Kurt Pankau🥞 is at Archon 49 @kurtpankau.com · 27/08/2026

If only a pick-up truck had someplace to put a bicycle

Denali (big ass truck) with a bicycle mounted on top of the bed cover

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

They're all GOLD I'm partial to "Come on autocorrect"

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