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Kerouac666

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There’s a song about me by The National. You might have heard it, but maybe not.

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 15h
audiophiles are like i came as soon as i heard
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 7h
METAPHOR ALERT
The Supreme Court building being overtaken by a giant black cloud
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Masuke🐶+rocogirl👩 @rocogirl.bsky.social · 7h
I'm Masuke, 17 years and 9 months old. Today is my 6,468th day of life. Maybe I'm feeling good—I've been able to turn in the direction I want to go more smoothly lately.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 7h
By probability, it must have changed at least one person’s sex life, which makes all the sacrifices along the way worth it
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 7h
Say what you will about Girls, but it brought eating ass into a lot of people’s homes for the first time and we’re all indebted for that.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 9h
I'm immune to romance scams because I know no one would want me
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Starring KYLE MᴀᴄLACHLAN @cant.solar · 10h
amid the perpetual attempts of our culture to define the term "Lynchian", David Foster Wallace once suggested "a particular kind of irony where the very macabre and the very mundane combine in such a way as to reveal the former's perpetual containment within the latter"
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 10h
lotta folks, even here, still don't fully get that Musk is going to keep going all in and pushing until he's either emperor of earth or dead; those are his only two endgames. and I'm not joking.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 22h
He’s going to one of those Shutter Island make believe camps
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
You wanna talk about murky philosophical ethics re: sentient agency? Just wait until we get to the meshing of lab grown organic brain structure with AI intelligence, which is inevitable as these billionaires are desperate for a “tech singularity” that will let them live forever.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Oh boy maybe we can do like in James SA Corey series The Captive’s War where there’s “half-minds” which are bionic computers that use organic minds that have been mostly stripped of full sentience…mostly
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Asking me to wear a condom is woke, cancel culture bullshit. Thanks Obama
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
As an alcoholic obsessed with regret, the Gin Blossoms’ New Miserable Experience has always been a more relatable album than Nirvana’s Nevermind.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Hey hey hey someone let me borrow their Time Machine so I can go back to 1988 and pitch my Worf on Golf idea that’s Dorf on Golf meets Star Trek to SNL
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Every astronaut and William Shatner: space is a void where emptiness weighs on you as a constant reminder of death, making you long for mother Gaia’s living embrace Billionaires: we have to colonize space because I want to be an emperor who rules a planet of slave peasants
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I once dated someone who didn’t believe in the moon landings. Millennial, though. She was on Whale Wars, a bit of a coke head, and is now a screenwriter who specializes in Hallmark movies. She’s written like 10 of em or something.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You’d think Ken Paxton would be trying a little harder since if he loses he might go to jail, but I guess that’s only evidence of how he expects to continue to fail upward, really.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If my doc missed a setup like that I’d get a new doc because what other great setup/jokes are they possibly overlooking or missing? Very concerning behavior.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
All dolls are haunted it’s just a question of how haunted they are
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
That slight amount of friction in the ability to gamble was necessary for a lot of people to function, turns out. And even recovering gambling addicts have a phone in their pocket which would be like me walking around with a bottle of whiskey that I have to fight the urge to open
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
When I was in a psych hospital for depression my roommate was a guy who’d just lost everything gambling and seemed to be doing the worst out of everyone, even the guy quitting heroin cold turkey.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s kinda fascinating how I can’t tell the difference between any of the prime time dramas my parents watch as they all have the same tone/style. FBI or NCIS or some fire show and some Sheridan-verse stuff? Anyway, same dialogue, tone, plots, direction, music, etc.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"We have guns too" isn't a bad campaign slogan to run against MAGA, gotta be honest
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I like posting the pic of the battle of Gonzales canon because the Come and Take It flag REALLY overstates the size of it
The actual battle of Gonzales canon. It is very small. Set on wheels with a stone in front that reads 1835A battle of Gonzales flag with the phrasing “come and take it” there is a pic of a long canon barrel in b&w beneath a single black star
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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Aaron Swartz, coding prodigy and hacktivist who helped develop RSS and was a co-founder of Reddit, died by suicide after facing $1 million in fines and 35 years in prison for felony charges, just for downloading pdfs of research papers with the intention of making them accessible to the public.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
in hindsight it should've been obvious ICE would become the new SS due to the slant rhyming alone
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
me after I pet a cat I just met for the first time
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’ve always said that L.A. is an amazing town to live in if you’re either young and poor or very rich, but most everything inbetween gets pretty rough
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Not long ago I ended up in an off highway IHOP in a small town at midnight and, inbetween service, my waitress was having an I think Bible study with a guy who was talking about the rapture in one of the booths. Anyway, that’s Texas for ya
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m currently at an AirBnB in that’s right next to very active railroad tracks AND under the flight path of a nearby airport AND the arterial roads are patchwork paved farm roads that barely fit two lanes despite thousands of daily exurb commuters. Good ol Texas.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Knowing how Trump’s mind works, something is def going on with his butt right now as he’s talking about ass so much lately. Well, more than usual, I mean.
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Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Deathwish 💥🦌🛣️ #art
a digital drawing of a doe leaping up. her back legs are just in front of a red starburst with two headlights. arcs of road swerve behind her with stars in a black sky. text says "go ahead - hit me. I'll kill us both."
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
In the Vatican, the phrase “Vanced” has become street slang for killed e.g. “My cousin’s baby mama got Vanced in the alley behind the strip club.”
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
100% of popes who have met JD Vance have or will die 🧐
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It also says it is absolutely illegal to give me one or two fries in my order of onion rings
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The constitution says I have a right to get one or two onion rings in every order of fries
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The only real qualification anyone to work for Trump is to be a lying grifter so his press secretary lying about being a lawyer would in fact be a qualification for the job
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
JD Vance gave the pope lung cancer
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What’s still so wild to me is that so many on X KNOW the engagement numbers are fake but the numbers still feel real so they stay. It’s validation pornography where their brains know it’s not real but their body still lights up all their hornt bits as if it were
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ya see Moby Dick represents dick and captain Ahab represents my obsession with getting some dick and then when I do it ruins my life. It’s all on the page.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
X is like a Bennigan’s but instead of a 1940s stoplight hanging next to a penny farthing bike it’s CSAM next to a bloody noose. Ya gotta admit those are conversation starters. And speaking of starters, can I get y’all started with some mozzarella sticks?
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Turns out people love hanging out at the Nazi and CSAM themed bar but will shake their heads and tut-tut while doing it so that you know they disapprove
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ironic that Placebo was a watered down version of The Cure.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Where in the trinity does mama telling you to knock someone out fall?
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Everytime I hear a The Killers “Hot Fuss” era song I think about how someone said it’s wild that the most British band of the last 25 years are a bunch of Mormons from Las Vegas.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
too many people just can't choose to not be the reality explainer even when it benefits them
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
people on the left just CAN'T RESIST "actuallying" effective news stories, man, that's why the left loses so much. Ukraine bombs a data center, people say, "hey, divisive rhetoric went down, maybe it was bots," and left leaning people go, "Oh, actually, no." The message was handed to you!
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it's the ghost of columbus
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